Ovechkin v. Crosby

Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Dthefritz » 15 May 2008, 16:11

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Evgeni Malkin.


Tough call, but this playoffs has helped prove what the naysayers (like me) said all along about Crosby: That despite his amazing skill set and skating ability, he can still be physically taken out of games, especially when it comes to playoff hockey. No doubt the attention teams have paid to Crosby has benefited Malkin, but it's the latter who's really carried this team throughout the playoffs, as we've all seen. His ability to control the puck while being slammed into the boards, then wait for the right moment to attack is reminiscent of a young Jagr. At the very least, he's much closer to Jarda than Crosby is to the Great One at this point in their respective careers.
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 23 Feb 2009, 22:17

Ovie talking junk, Crosby sorta fights back

Ovechkin v. Crosby would last exactly 10 seconds.
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 23 Feb 2009, 22:27

Tremendous_sidePotential wrote:Ovie talking junk, Crosby sorta fights back

Ovechkin v. Crosby would last exactly 10 seconds.


Thats about 7 seconds longer than you'd last in the sac with Jose Reyes. el ohhhhh
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 23 Feb 2009, 22:51

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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 24 Feb 2009, 22:01

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Tremendous_sidePotential wrote:Ovie talking junk, Crosby sorta fights back

Ovechkin v. Crosby would last exactly 10 seconds.


Thats about 7 seconds longer than you'd last in the sac with Jose Reyes. el ohhhhh

I was at the game and kept hoping the rest of the game Crosby would try something with Ovechkin but for some reason he never bothered him again...
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby DirtDawg » 24 Feb 2009, 23:21

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Tremendous_sidePotential wrote:Ovie talking junk, Crosby sorta fights back

Ovechkin v. Crosby would last exactly 10 seconds.


Thats about 7 seconds longer than you'd last in the sac with Jose Reyes. el ohhhhh

I was at the game and kept hoping the rest of the game Crosby would try something with Ovechkin but for some reason he never bothered him again...


Ovie pwns Crosby.

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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 25 Feb 2009, 00:02

DirtDawg wrote:
Ovie pwns Crosby.

That is all


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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 25 Feb 2009, 04:06

Ovie is waaay more fun to watch. I would love to see a fight between the two, but Crosby would kill him.
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Feb 2009, 00:31

Clayton Bigsby wrote:Ovie is waaay more fun to watch. I would love to see a fight between the two, but Crosby would kill him.

What makes you think Crosby would kill him?
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 26 Feb 2009, 02:39

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Ovie is waaay more fun to watch. I would love to see a fight between the two, but Crosby would kill him.

What makes you think Crosby would kill him?


Crosby is a) stronger, and b) angrier. Plus, a Russian isn't going to beat a Canadian in a fight.
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Feb 2009, 17:10

Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Ovie is waaay more fun to watch. I would love to see a fight between the two, but Crosby would kill him.

What makes you think Crosby would kill him?


Crosby is a) stronger, and b) angrier. Plus, a Russian isn't going to beat a Canadian in a fight.

Crosby is 5'11, 200, Ovechkin 6'2, 220, what makes you think Crosby is stronger? And why do you say he is angrier? And what does anger matter in a fight? Isn't the axiom "Never attack out of anger"? And I think if Wayne Gretzky fought a Russian he would have lost and he's Canadian...

What if Crosby and Malkin got in a fight?
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 26 Feb 2009, 17:25

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Ovie is waaay more fun to watch. I would love to see a fight between the two, but Crosby would kill him.

What makes you think Crosby would kill him?


Crosby is a) stronger, and b) angrier. Plus, a Russian isn't going to beat a Canadian in a fight.

Crosby is 5'11, 200, Ovechkin 6'2, 220, what makes you think Crosby is stronger? And why do you say he is angrier? And what does anger matter in a fight? Isn't the axiom "Never attack out of anger"? And I think if Wayne Gretzky fought a Russian he would have lost and he's Canadian...

What if Crosby and Malkin got in a fight?


Height/weight doesn't really say how strong someone is. Rage comes in handy in a hockey fight. If Crosby is super pissed and Ovie is thinking "why the hell is this Canadian hitting me?", Crosby will win the fight. Never underestimate the power of rage. I don't know what the axiom is, but its stupid and doesn't apply here. Gretzky would beat a Russian in a fight. Crosby would beat Malkin in a fight. Any more questions?
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 26 Feb 2009, 21:32

Ovechkin is the more physical of the two, no?

Crosby could probably take Malkin. Malkin seemed to shy away from contact as the playoffs progessed last year.
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Re: Ovechkin v. Crosby

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 27 Feb 2009, 00:47

Tremendous_sidePotential wrote:Ovechkin is the more physical of the two, no?

Crosby could probably take Malkin. Malkin seemed to shy away from contact as the playoffs progessed last year.

Ovie would smack the shit out of Crosby.
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