Sheryl Swoopes is gay...

Sheryl Swoopes is gay...

Postby Colonel Angus » 03 Nov 2005, 13:51

...and Jacques Demers can't read:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2212397
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Postby texasmetsfan » 03 Nov 2005, 21:15

I have to ask: Who's gonna be the one to read him his book?
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Postby Snake » 04 Nov 2005, 01:33

And who greenlighted calling it an autobiography? In a related story Dexter Manley is writing a treatise on grammar.
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Postby Brian at BSM » 09 Nov 2005, 16:29

For starters, his book is about hockey. How high-brow could THAT be?
Then we learn that he can't read. I have a feeling this is going to be a pop-up book with no words longer than 4 letters.

Actually now that I think of it a pop-up book about hockey is not such a bad idea. I would love to turn the page and see Tie Domi jump out and take a swing at me
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Postby fatty » 10 Nov 2005, 20:19

Brian at BSM wrote:Actually now that I think of it a pop-up book about hockey is not such a bad idea. I would love to turn the page and see Tie Domi jump out and take a swing at me


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Postby Gaylord » 12 Nov 2005, 06:43

Yes, I am with fatty, no clue how the sheryl swopes is gay thread ended up here, but I think the next athlete to come out should be Tom Brady. Everyone knows Monihyan is only with him to firther her career, ask yourself, would you be abke to pick her out of a lineup... I know I wouldnt, the only thing I know about her, other than that shes dating Brady (as much as I hate to admit it an A list athlete celeb, as opposed to her D list actress status) is that she once starred in a movie with Smitty. If you dont think this is a merging of conveniences (Brady gets to pretend hes not gay, Monihan gets to pretend shes not an obscure actress) than you are dumber than Helen Keller pre- Anne Whatever her name is...
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Postby bostonredsox1002 » 12 Nov 2005, 11:03

Gaylord wrote:Yes, I am with fatty, no clue how the sheryl swopes is gay thread ended up here, but I think the next athlete to come out should be Tom Brady. Everyone knows Monihyan is only with him to firther her career, ask yourself, would you be abke to pick her out of a lineup... I know I wouldnt, the only thing I know about her, other than that shes dating Brady (as much as I hate to admit it an A list athlete celeb, as opposed to her D list actress status) is that she once starred in a movie with Smitty. If you dont think this is a merging of conveniences (Brady gets to pretend hes not gay, Monihan gets to pretend shes not an obscure actress) than you are dumber than Helen Keller pre- Anne Whatever her name is...


I'm assuming you were drunk when you posted this, because this thread has nothing to do with homosexuality, except for the name which really has nothing to do with the post.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 14 Nov 2005, 09:24

Gaylord wrote:Yes, I am with fatty, no clue how the sheryl swopes is gay thread ended up here, but I think the next athlete to come out should be Tom Brady. Everyone knows Monihyan is only with him to firther her career, ask yourself, would you be abke to pick her out of a lineup... I know I wouldnt, the only thing I know about her, other than that shes dating Brady (as much as I hate to admit it an A list athlete celeb, as opposed to her D list actress status) is that she once starred in a movie with Smitty. If you dont think this is a merging of conveniences (Brady gets to pretend hes not gay, Monihan gets to pretend shes not an obscure actress) than you are dumber than Helen Keller pre- Anne Whatever her name is...

So far off topic this would have to invalidate the board running.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 14 Nov 2005, 10:00

anybody wanna make a comment about gaylord being the king of LA, and also being drunk at home on saturday making posts in the NHL forum? Ok I'll do it. Ahem.

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Re: Sheryl Swoopes is gay...

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 21 May 2017, 20:08

I saw that Anaheim's captain was fined 10k for a homophobic slur. "People" are upset that he wasn't suspended.

The slur? He called the ref a "motherfuckin cocksucker" from the bench.

That's homophobic now. Great work, dong. Jesus Christ. You people have ruined everything.
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Re: Sheryl Swoopes is gay...

Postby Theny » 21 May 2017, 20:11

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I saw that Anaheim's captain was fined 10k for a homophobic slur. "People" are upset that he wasn't suspended.

The slur? He called the ref a "motherfuckin cocksucker" from the bench.

That's homophobic now. Great work, dong. Jesus Christ. You people have ruined everything.


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Postby Dthefritz » 21 May 2017, 20:56

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I saw that Anaheim's captain was fined 10k for a homophobic slur. "People" are upset that he wasn't suspended.

The slur? He called the ref a "motherfuckin cocksucker" from the bench.

That's homophobic now. Great work, dong. Jesus Christ. You people have ruined everything.

I mean, I fully support the use of cocksucker as an insult and think it's dumb to get mad about, but technically speaking, it is and always has been homophobic. That's kind of the whole point.
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Re: Sheryl Swoopes is gay...

Postby JT99 » 21 May 2017, 21:54

Dthefritz wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I saw that Anaheim's captain was fined 10k for a homophobic slur. "People" are upset that he wasn't suspended.

The slur? He called the ref a "motherfuckin cocksucker" from the bench.

That's homophobic now. Great work, dong. Jesus Christ. You people have ruined everything.

I mean, I fully support the use of cocksucker as an insult and think it's dumb to get mad about, but technically speaking, it is and always has been homophobic. That's kind of the whole point.


As Stephen Colbert taught us, the politically correct term right now is "cock holster".
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Re: Sheryl Swoopes is gay...

Postby Goose » 22 May 2017, 10:09

JT99 wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I saw that Anaheim's captain was fined 10k for a homophobic slur. "People" are upset that he wasn't suspended.

The slur? He called the ref a "motherfuckin cocksucker" from the bench.

That's homophobic now. Great work, dong. Jesus Christ. You people have ruined everything.

I mean, I fully support the use of cocksucker as an insult and think it's dumb to get mad about, but technically speaking, it is and always has been homophobic. That's kind of the whole point.


As Stephen Colbert taught us, the politically correct term right now is "cock holster".


I guess to keep the SJW's happy we should all relegate the use of cocksucker and cock holster to women. That should do it.
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Re: Sheryl Swoopes is gay...

Postby Briandong79 » 22 May 2017, 10:37

I'm fully in favor of cocksuckers.
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