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Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Jan 2014, 13:42

I'm now rooting for him and his passion. It's why I watch hockey!
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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 20 Jan 2014, 15:09

Looks like Henrik Sedin's consecutive games streak is going to end at 679 tonight. Hasn't missed a game since 2004. Love that Timmy-from-South-Park-lookin' SOB

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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

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Clayton Bigsby wrote:Looks like Henrik Sedin's consecutive games streak is going to end at 679 tonight. Hasn't missed a game since 2004. Love that Timmy-from-South-Park-lookin' SOB

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Should've ended a week or two ago. Too bad him and his brother will never win a cup here.
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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 04 Mar 2014, 18:18

Man, Gillis really fucked up the goalie situation here. Works out to Cory Schneider & Roberto Luongo for Bo Horvat, Jacob Markstrom and Shawn Matthias and keeping 15% of Luongo's salary. Now WE have two goalies with a combined total of 20 wins in their career.

Luongo and Tim Thomas are teammates now, too. lol
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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Mar 2014, 08:21

You guys got the rights to former Cedar Rapids Roughrider captain (and current Notre Dame captain) Jeff Costello.
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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 06 Mar 2014, 08:26

Briandong79 wrote:You guys got the rights to former Cedar Rapids Roughrider captain (and current Notre Dame captain) Jeff Costello.


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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Gregs Kite » 11 Mar 2014, 07:34

Up 3-0 going into the 3rd period, Nucks give up seven goals to Islanders.

I thought that shit only happened in All-Star games.

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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 11 Mar 2014, 12:06

Heads had to roll. So the Canucks fired...the concessions operator:

http://vansunsportsblogs.com/2014/03/11 ... ion-staff/
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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 11 Mar 2014, 12:26

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Heads had to roll. So the Canucks fired...the concessions operator:

http://vansunsportsblogs.com/2014/03/11 ... ion-staff/


That will be a winner’s hot dog, gosh darn it. The Canucks won’t rest until their hot dogs can compete with the hot dogs of Southern California. We need hot dogs committed to long-term success. Hot dogs with character. And heart. And grit. Well maybe not grit. Definitely heart, though. But not animal heart. Preferably meat.


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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 09 Apr 2014, 13:12

Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:56 pm Gregs Kite Bix: Assignment, tell us why Trevor Linden is the man to lead our Nux to the next level. Will he mesh with Torts?


He's the man to lead the nux to the next level because he is a god damn saint. He is Vancouver's favourite son. This would be like Kevin Garnett taking over the Celtics or JD Drew taking over the Sawx. He was a great player, and an even better person. I have zero clue what his philosophy on building a team is, or if he is qualified in any way. This has the potentially to end horribly. But I and everyone in Vancouver will continue to love and admire him until we die. He and Torts do not seem like kindred spirits. I expect Torts will be gone.
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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Gregs Kite » 22 May 2014, 12:54

Clayton Bigsby - Thu May 22, 2014 1:29 pm:
kite, ass. my vancouver canucks have hired your bruins' assistant GM to be our new GM. please tell me what to expect from this man, whose name i'm sure you are very familiar with


Dude's name is Jim Benning. Apparently he's been the assistant GM in Boston since 2007 and helped construct a perennial contender. Clearly he and Peter Chiarelli have a vision in mind of what their hockey team should look like, which is disciplined, tough, aggressive, and run four lines deep. He is an exceptional scout, drafting Tyler Seguin and Dougie Hamilton in Boston, and before that with Buffalo drafting Ryan Miller and Thomas Vanek, among others.

You can expect measured responses, and a calm and patient approach to rebuilding our Canucks. There may be times where you wonder if he's being loyal to a fault with struggling players, which may end up either costing the team at a bad moment (trade deadline) or paying off dividends during the long post-season. The team will be built from the defence forward, with a steady netminder and lock down defenders.

The biggest question after the coach is hired is what to do with Alex Edler, who reportedly wanted out of the Couv because of Torts. Now that Torts is gone will he rescind his demands? And would Benning try to deal him to Boston, given his familiarity with the Bruins' deep minor league system.

It's a smart, but unsexy hire. I have a feeling we're not looking for sexy, though. We are looking for strong, steady leadership. I look forward to Benning's progress and will root for him from afar.
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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 27 Jun 2014, 13:33

Gino Odjick's days are numbered :beav: x 100

I remember his first game vividly. Fought both Dave Manson and Stu Grimson.

Here's another, unrelated clip, where he turns into a maniac against the Blues.

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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Gregs Kite » 24 Sep 2014, 08:53

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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 24 Nov 2014, 11:21

RIP Pat Quinn

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Here he is trying to murder Bobby Orr:

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Re: The Official Vancouver Canucks Kick All Other Teams' Ass

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 11 Feb 2015, 13:48

Are the Sedin's actually gay for each other?

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