The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997)

Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 29 Jun 2015, 20:57

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Frank the Tank wrote:Peter Karmanos, the owner who lied to Hartford and moved the Whalers, elected to Hockey Hall of Fame.

Related: the SOTSG HoF has far more integrity than the hockey hall of fame.

If you are a HHOF voter, and you voted for Karmanos, fuck you you idiotic piece of shit. You are a fucking parasite on the intestine of decency. May your scrotum house ten thousand maggots. May your eyeballs implode out of no reason other than a sense of undying shame. May your children change their last names and deny any chromosomes passed on by you. May your sphincter go from an "innie" to an "outie". May your brain be rejected by the medical school you donate your cadaver to as "unfit". May your television no longer receive television shows that don't have a Kardashian involved. May it burn when you pee because of little gremlins actually lighting fires in your urethra. May you hit a red light at every traffic signal you encounter for the rest of your life. May your children marry unemployed professional jugglers. May Jehovah's Witnesses decide that you are a soul worth saving and never leave your doorstep. May the UPS man urinate on every box of Omaha Steaks you ever get. May your barber have seizures when you're in his chair. May your dog mistake you for a burglar made out of Milk Bones. May your immortal soul know nothing but misery from now until the end of time. Fuck you you fucking fuck. Asshole.


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If you're not going to put every player who's won a championship in the HoF, why would you put every owner who's won one in? Especially when that owner is Satan?
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby babylurch » 30 Jun 2015, 05:41

I wondered whether you saw this. I guess you did.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby CourtesyFlush » 30 Jun 2015, 06:47

I still see this when I visit PNC Arena in Raleigh for State basketball games:

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:mrgreen: \:D/

But that was a quality rant. =D+= Might want to change this thread title to honor Mr. Karmanos.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Rodney Farva » 26 Aug 2015, 13:43

tank, how does this make you feel? are you like all

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or are you like totally

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or maybe

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or really just plain

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really the big takeaway from that article is that there's a guy writing for a paper down in NC named Luke DeCock
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby CourtesyFlush » 26 Aug 2015, 13:46

Good riddance. Maybe we can demolish PNC arena and build a basketball only arena for my Wolfpack.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 30 Aug 2015, 13:16

Rodney Farva wrote:tank, how does this make you feel?
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This is the closest. While I would've liked to have had them back, there are two big problems...

(1) Two cities have built arenas (Quebec City and Las Vegas) that are good to go. Hartford is still trying to figure out if they feel like renovating the XL center. Hartford is not a serious contender for an NHL franchise at this point in time.

(2) Karmanos is not welcome back here. Would absolutely need new ownership.

Karmanos has to stay out of the Hockey Hall of Fame. He's evil. That's still what I'm focused on. His admission invalidates the entire place, maybe even the entire league.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Prez » 12 Nov 2015, 11:34

Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 12 Nov 2015, 11:40



=D+=

Fuck Karmanos. Letting him into the hockey hall of fame virtually invalidates the whole institution.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby CourtesyFlush » 12 Nov 2015, 11:41

Frank the Tank wrote:


=D+=

Fuck Karmanos. Letting him into the hockey hall of fame virtually invalidates the whole institution.

I know some folks who can relate :oops:
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby mj3528 » 12 Nov 2015, 11:53

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:


=D+=

Fuck Karmanos. Letting him into the hockey hall of fame virtually invalidates the whole institution.

I know some folks who can relate :oops:


I hope Art Modell never gets into the NFL Hall of Fame. If he does, at least it didn't happen while he was alive.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Prez » 24 Dec 2015, 05:08

Fuck you Peter Karmonas

Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 11 Jan 2016, 20:38

I want this guy to win the Powerball.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Rodney Farva » 27 Jan 2016, 06:24

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You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Jan 2016, 07:22

Rodney Farva wrote:Image


That looks cool.












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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 28 Jan 2016, 17:53

Gregs Kite wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:Image


That looks cool.











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But I <3 you.

Don't The Zambonis always use Hartford Whalers drums?
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