The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997)

Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby JT99 » 05 Nov 2014, 13:58

Great, great story. Almost perfectly written.

Oh, the irony of Hartford being chided all those years for playing in a mall when every new stadium built these days basically includes a mall inside of it.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 05 Nov 2014, 14:04

Frank the Tank wrote:A requiem for the Whalers.


That first guy the article talks about sounds like a real queer, if I'm being honest here.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby TheWolf » 05 Nov 2014, 14:07

Clayton Bigsby wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:A requiem for the Whalers.


That first guy the article talks about sounds like a real queer, if I'm being honest here.


To me he sounds like a gentleman and a scholar, to me.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 05 Nov 2014, 14:14

TheWolf wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:A requiem for the Whalers.


That first guy the article talks about sounds like a real queer, if I'm being honest here.


To me he sounds like a gentleman and a scholar, to me.


Scholar, maybe. But he's no gentleman!
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Rodney Farva » 05 Nov 2014, 14:35

ford probe. heh heh heh heh.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Nov 2014, 16:46

I wonder if the burgers from that short-order cook were worth eating. I mean, it was at MIT.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 05 Nov 2014, 16:51

JichaelDick wrote:I wonder if the burgers from that short-order cook were worth eating. I mean, it was at MIT.


There's no way I could be sure, since we're just reading random stuff on the Internet from someone who answered a Twitter request for stories about the Whalers' last game, but I would guess that between his willingness to hide bacon on a bacon cheeseburger, reducing the cost for students, and his willingness to add non-standard alcoholic ingredients to milkshakes, that this short order cook was VERY popular with the clientele.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Nov 2014, 23:14

I like this short order cook's style.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby chrisco » 06 Nov 2014, 07:12

JichaelDick wrote:I like this short order cook's style.

I heard he was pretty tall for a short order cook.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby the cheese » 06 Nov 2014, 16:05

Rodney Farva wrote:ford probe. heh heh heh heh.


I had a Ford Probe. Terrible vehicle. Turns into an engagement ring fairly well. Or so I've heard.

Also, explore the studio space on the adding of non-standard alcoholic ingredient to the milkshakes please.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 06 Nov 2014, 16:10

Not much to explore. Put standard milkshake ingredients in tin. Have person hand you bottle of beverage of their choice. Pour bottle contents in until customer says "when". Make milkshake. Many were fond of Absolut Vanilla Milkshakes.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Gregs Kite » 06 Nov 2014, 16:14

Since we're out in the open with this, what happened at the Garden?
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 06 Nov 2014, 16:28

Gregs Kite wrote:Since we're out in the open with this, what happened at the Garden?


Only had one near fight at the garden. Home opener '92-'93 for B's IIRC. Whale go up 2-0, lose 3-2. I'm cranky. Fans getting in my face. I just walk by. Outside the Garden near a green line stop a guy about my age is eating a hot dog, or brat, or something. He gets right in my face, yells "ha!", and a bit of hot dog hits me in the face. As he walks by I throw out my elbow and get him in the stomach. Wasn't a hard shot but then he gets all macho. So do I. My buddy starts pulling me away while saying "don't even try it" to the other guy. Don't know who would've won mano a mano (probably him, with me getting some damage in before losing) but he didn't have a chance two on one, so he walked away talking shit the whole time. If I was alone I probably would've fought, and I probably would've regretted it.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby Frank the Tank » 29 Jun 2015, 19:57

Peter Karmanos, the owner who lied to Hartford and moved the Whalers, elected to Hockey Hall of Fame.

Related: the SOTSG HoF has far more integrity than the hockey hall of fame.

If you are a HHOF voter, and you voted for Karmanos, fuck you you idiotic piece of shit. You are a fucking parasite on the intestine of decency. May your scrotum house ten thousand maggots. May your eyeballs implode out of no reason other than a sense of undying shame. May your children change their last names and deny any chromosomes passed on by you. May your sphincter go from an "innie" to an "outie". May your brain be rejected by the medical school you donate your cadaver to as "unfit". May your television no longer receive television shows that don't have a Kardashian involved. May it burn when you pee because of little gremlins actually lighting fires in your urethra. May you hit a red light at every traffic signal you encounter for the rest of your life. May your children marry unemployed professional jugglers. May Jehovah's Witnesses decide that you are a soul worth saving and never leave your doorstep. May the UPS man urinate on every box of Omaha Steaks you ever get. May your barber have seizures when you're in his chair. May your dog mistake you for a burglar made out of Milk Bones. May your immortal soul know nothing but misery from now until the end of time. Fuck you you fucking fuck. Asshole.
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Re: The team Brian Burke f*cked: Hartford Whalers (1979-1997

Postby theken » 29 Jun 2015, 20:50

Frank the Tank wrote:Peter Karmanos, the owner who lied to Hartford and moved the Whalers, elected to Hockey Hall of Fame.

Related: the SOTSG HoF has far more integrity than the hockey hall of fame.

If you are a HHOF voter, and you voted for Karmanos, fuck you you idiotic piece of shit. You are a fucking parasite on the intestine of decency. May your scrotum house ten thousand maggots. May your eyeballs implode out of no reason other than a sense of undying shame. May your children change their last names and deny any chromosomes passed on by you. May your sphincter go from an "innie" to an "outie". May your brain be rejected by the medical school you donate your cadaver to as "unfit". May your television no longer receive television shows that don't have a Kardashian involved. May it burn when you pee because of little gremlins actually lighting fires in your urethra. May you hit a red light at every traffic signal you encounter for the rest of your life. May your children marry unemployed professional jugglers. May Jehovah's Witnesses decide that you are a soul worth saving and never leave your doorstep. May the UPS man urinate on every box of Omaha Steaks you ever get. May your barber have seizures when you're in his chair. May your dog mistake you for a burglar made out of Milk Bones. May your immortal soul know nothing but misery from now until the end of time. Fuck you you fucking fuck. Asshole.


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