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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby JT99 » 11 May 2017, 07:46

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MisterTambourineMan wrote: that includes sticking your dick in a whirrling blender.


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nah


Maybe an aeropress then? That way, your cockblood wouldn't be mixed in with the grounded penis meat.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Gregs Kite » 11 May 2017, 07:47

JT99 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote: that includes sticking your dick in a whirrling blender.


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...........

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nah


Maybe an aeropress then? That way, your cockblood wouldn't be mixed in with the grounded penis meat.


Plus it will annoy Janice and Fred down in accounting. Win win!
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby TheWolf » 11 May 2017, 07:49

JT99 wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote: that includes sticking your dick in a whirrling blender.


...

...........

.....

nah


Maybe an aeropress then? That way, your cockblood wouldn't be mixed in with the grounded penis meat.


I'm sure someone has tried it. I mean, it doesn't not look like Austin Powers' Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.

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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby mj3528 » 19 May 2017, 10:02

Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Briandong79 » 19 May 2017, 10:06

mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 May 2017, 10:07

mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Yeah right. Nice try. This mediocre white boy will be in Green by July 1st.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Jew Jitsu » 19 May 2017, 13:17

Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.

It makes sense for him to leave tens of millions on the table to go back to his college coach, I don't know why you would think otherwise?
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby mj3528 » 19 May 2017, 13:56

Jew Jitsu wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.

It makes sense for him to leave tens of millions on the table to go back to his college coach, I don't know why you would think otherwise?


Hayward is a weird dude, so I don't think the money factor is that big of a deal to him. He is a competitive video gamer, and became engaged to his wife when he was 23 when she was a few months out of high school.

So, I could totally see him going back to his college coach. Really, it is Utah, Indiana and Boston as his only realistic possibilities. He will hate dealing with the Boston fans and media. Dude is never interviewed or bothered here.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 May 2017, 13:59

mj3528 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:

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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.


Hayward is a weird dude, so I don't think the money factor is that big of a deal to him. He is a competitive video gamer, and became engaged to his wife when he was 23 when she was a few months out of high school.

So, I could totally see him going back to his college coach. Really, it is Utah, Indiana and Boston as his only realistic possibilities. He will hate dealing with the Boston fans and media. Dude is never interviewed or bothered here.


You really think Boston fans are going to give Wonder Bread a hard time?
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby mj3528 » 19 May 2017, 14:00

Gregs Kite wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:

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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.


Hayward is a weird dude, so I don't think the money factor is that big of a deal to him. He is a competitive video gamer, and became engaged to his wife when he was 23 when she was a few months out of high school.

So, I could totally see him going back to his college coach. Really, it is Utah, Indiana and Boston as his only realistic possibilities. He will hate dealing with the Boston fans and media. Dude is never interviewed or bothered here.


You really think Boston fans are going to give Wonder Bread are hard time?


He will disappear for a few games and Sully from Southie and Cunt from New Hampshire will ride him.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 May 2017, 14:02

mj3528 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:

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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.


Hayward is a weird dude, so I don't think the money factor is that big of a deal to him. He is a competitive video gamer, and became engaged to his wife when he was 23 when she was a few months out of high school.

So, I could totally see him going back to his college coach. Really, it is Utah, Indiana and Boston as his only realistic possibilities. He will hate dealing with the Boston fans and media. Dude is never interviewed or bothered here.


You really think Boston fans are going to give Wonder Bread are hard time?


He will disappear for a few games and Sully from Southie and Cunt from New Hampshire will ride him.


I thought you knew us Boston fans. Shake my head.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby SouthernYokel » 19 May 2017, 14:19

mj3528 wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.

It makes sense for him to leave tens of millions on the table to go back to his college coach, I don't know why you would think otherwise?


Hayward is a weird dude, so I don't think the money factor is that big of a deal to him. He is a competitive video gamer, and became engaged to his wife when he was 23 when she was a few months out of high school.

So, I could totally see him going back to his college coach. Really, it is Utah, Indiana and Boston as his only realistic possibilities. He will hate dealing with the Boston fans and media. Dude is never interviewed or bothered here.


if the difference is actually 10s of millions of dollars as jitz says (i have no idea), there is a 0% chance he goes to the place giving 10s of millions less money. that's a ludicrous thing to believe.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 May 2017, 14:22

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.


Hayward is a weird dude, so I don't think the money factor is that big of a deal to him. He is a competitive video gamer, and became engaged to his wife when he was 23 when she was a few months out of high school.

So, I could totally see him going back to his college coach. Really, it is Utah, Indiana and Boston as his only realistic possibilities. He will hate dealing with the Boston fans and media. Dude is never interviewed or bothered here.


if the difference is actually 10s of millions of dollars (i have no idea), there is a 0% chance he goes to the place giving 10s of millions less money. that's a ludicrous thing to believe.


Had he made the all NBA team and been able to get a super max deal, then yeah, he's staying, no matter how much of a dork he is. But, he didn't so the money difference may not matter to him like it might to SOME people.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Briandong79 » 19 May 2017, 14:23

SouthernYokel wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Kite, Salt Lake will not let you take Hayward without a fight. There are 8 of these billboards located around the city:


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Not making the All NBA team hurts your chances somewhat. I think the Stevens thing is overblown, but the Celtics are obviously closer to actually making the finals than the Jazz are.

It makes sense for him to leave tens of millions on the table to go back to his college coach, I don't know why you would think otherwise?


Hayward is a weird dude, so I don't think the money factor is that big of a deal to him. He is a competitive video gamer, and became engaged to his wife when he was 23 when she was a few months out of high school.

So, I could totally see him going back to his college coach. Really, it is Utah, Indiana and Boston as his only realistic possibilities. He will hate dealing with the Boston fans and media. Dude is never interviewed or bothered here.


if the difference is actually 10s of millions of dollars as jitz says (i have no idea), there is a 0% chance he goes to the place giving 10s of millions less money. that's a ludicrous thing to believe.


It's significantly less than it would have been if he had made an all NBA team.
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