Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby someguysomewhere » 03 Nov 2012, 11:59

Another NBA team with no thread. C'mon mj###s, terrible job by you.

Anyhow, Enes Kanter has excellent cult hero potential:

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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 03 Nov 2012, 12:06

Agreed:

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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby mj3528 » 03 Nov 2012, 12:25

Mario Speedwagon wrote:Agreed:



The local media got a kick out of his tweets earlier this year:

@Enes_Kanter

Eating dinner @Cheesecake downtown, looking for a blonde to eat dinner with me at my table. Does anyone wanna join me ?
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Just finished dinner. Thanks Twitter <3 Now need a massage. BRUNETTES WELCOME ;)


Good thread title. I end up running into its namesake at least 3 times a year. Last year he bumped into me in a ski lift line as he was sort of out of control at the end of a run. Luckily for me, there was not much contact.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby someguysomewhere » 03 Nov 2012, 12:28

mj3528 wrote:
Mario Speedwagon wrote:Agreed:



The local media got a kick out of his tweets earlier this year:

@Enes_Kanter

Eating dinner @Cheesecake downtown, looking for a blonde to eat dinner with me at my table. Does anyone wanna join me ?
25 Sep 12

Enes Kanter

@Enes_Kanter

Just finished dinner. Thanks Twitter <3 Now need a massage. BRUNETTES WELCOME ;)


Good thread title. I end up running into its namesake at least 3 times a year. Last year he bumped into me in a ski lift line as he was sort of out of control at the end of a run. Luckily for me, there was not much contact.


I was debating going with Sons of Bobby Hansen.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 03 Nov 2012, 12:35

Sons of Adam Keefe or Felton Spencer.

I'd save Olden Polynice for the Pistons thread.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby someguysomewhere » 03 Nov 2012, 13:51

Mario Speedwagon wrote:Sons of Adam Keefe or Felton Spencer.

I'd save Olden Polynice for the Pistons thread.


Olden Polynice for the new Sonics thread. Seeing how they traded Pippen for him.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby mj3528 » 08 Nov 2012, 16:18

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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Briandong79 » 02 Apr 2013, 09:04

This is an absolutely unreal alley oop:
http://deadspin.com/jeremy-evans-was-st ... -465113091
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Rodney Farva » 02 Apr 2013, 09:24

wow, jamaal tinsley is still playing?
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Dthefritz » 02 Apr 2013, 21:09

Rodney Farva wrote:wow, jamaal tinsley is still playing?

While he's been under the radar for a while, he's exactly the type of player who sticks around as a bench guy forever, guards who can make plays and not rely on their athleticism. I had a similar reaction seeing Mike James on the Mavs last week.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Briandong79 » 05 Dec 2013, 12:50

So they're taking Jabari if he's available, no matter if its with the #1 pick, right?
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby mj3528 » 05 Dec 2013, 13:48

Briandong79 wrote:So they're taking Jabari if he's available, no matter if its with the #1 pick, right?


tough call: he is Mormon, but he is black. They still want Jimmer in the worst way.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Gregs Kite » 13 Dec 2013, 09:49

Jazz make fun of Kobe.



In future news, Kobe sneers and rapes the Jazz. Figuratively, I think.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 16 Dec 2013, 11:41

This team should move to the San Fernando VAlley and rename themselves the Jizz.
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Re: Sons of Mark Eaton: The Utah Jazz

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 16 Dec 2013, 11:47

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:This team should move to the San Fernando VAlley and rename themselves the Jizz.

haha nice
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