Win a title? Get your own thread: The Mavs

Win a title? Get your own thread: The Mavs

Postby someguysomewhere » 15 Jun 2011, 15:34

the very best of _:

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if im cooking frozen pizza in the oven, how long should i preheat it. box says preheat to 375F but for how long?

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the opportunity cost of knowing how to preheat an oven is pretty puny compared to anything else
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Re: Win a title? Get your own thread: The Mavs

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 15 Jun 2011, 15:38

You'd think that winning the title would give you a free pass for a few days for something as minor as public drunkenness.
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Postby chrisco » 15 Jun 2011, 15:39

Nice thread title. Seriously, that's clever. Do you have a staff writing your posts now?
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Re: Win a title? Get your own thread: The Mavs

Postby mister bacon » 15 Jun 2011, 16:16

Clayton Bigsby wrote:You'd think that winning the title would give you a free pass for a few days for something as minor as public drunkenness.



this is exactly why Texas sucks. this is also the place that willie nelson got arrested for weed possession for chrissakes. fuck that shit.
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Re: Win a title? Get your own thread: The Mavs

Postby someguysomewhere » 15 Jun 2011, 16:18

chrisco wrote:Nice thread title. Seriously, that's clever. Do you have a staff writing your posts now?


It's actually a slightly upgraded model of the _bot.
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Postby Briandong79 » 22 Jun 2011, 12:35

Mark Cuban says EFF YOU to Ross Perot Jr. in court filing:
http://deadspin.com/5814461/mark-cuban- ... egal-brief
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Postby imissedcota » 22 Jun 2011, 13:55

Briandong79 wrote:Mark Cuban says EFF YOU to Ross Perot Jr. in court filing:
http://deadspin.com/5814461/mark-cuban- ... egal-brief


That is an outstanding brief. I wish I could file stuff like that.
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Postby someguysomewhere » 22 Jun 2011, 15:37

imissedcota wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Mark Cuban says EFF YOU to Ross Perot Jr. in court filing:
http://deadspin.com/5814461/mark-cuban- ... egal-brief


That is an outstanding brief. I wish I could file stuff like that.


Almost as the expert report I got to summarize this year that was mainly political cartoons from the 19th Century.
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Postby Briandong79 » 07 Jul 2011, 11:17

Mark Cuban will touch your children:
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Re: Win a title? Get your own thread: The Mavs

Postby Briandong79 » 03 Nov 2011, 12:04

someguysomewhere wrote:
imissedcota wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Mark Cuban says EFF YOU to Ross Perot Jr. in court filing:
http://deadspin.com/5814461/mark-cuban- ... egal-brief


That is an outstanding brief. I wish I could file stuff like that.


Almost as the expert report I got to summarize this year that was mainly political cartoons from the 19th Century.


And he won:
http://deadspin.com/5856067/
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Re: Win a title? Get your own thread: The Mavs

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 11 Dec 2011, 16:46

mister bacon love watching soccer. baseball is about as exciting as scratching my balls.
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Postby Dthefritz » 11 Dec 2011, 16:56

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Mavs pick up Odom after the trade to NO kerfuffle.

They got him for literally nothing. Wow.

If the Mavs go small with Odom and Dirk up front they might be one of the most entertaining teams in the league.
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Postby mj3528 » 23 Jan 2012, 13:40

dirk needs a week to get in game shape?:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-mavericks-nowitzki

where is the outrage over this one? I thought it was only black players that came into the season out of shape.
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Postby Dthefritz » 23 Jan 2012, 13:53

If winning titles can exonerate you from rape, they can damn sure get you off the hook for poor conditioning.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 02 Mar 2012, 21:47

Lol that nigga Odom got sent to the DLeague. Yeah he's NOT a stiff
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