Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby TheWolf » 10 Jan 2018, 12:27

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MisterTambourineMan wrote:I really enjoy watching Jimmy Butler play basketball.

Nice insight!

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i laughed


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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Jan 2018, 12:27

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I really enjoy watching Jimmy Butler play basketball.

Nice insight!

Do you want to be my head NBA writer? /Bill Simmons

i laughed


That was solid.
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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Jan 2018, 23:10

I got a call at 430 for free tix to the Wolves tonight. Nice seats too. I am drunk. The lady standing next to us in the ticket line was a 60 year old Australian and her....companion was a 20 year old black. I had confused. They didn't seem like mom and son. That took a solid five minutes of my time to figure out and I got nothing. Five minutes into sitting down we're told we're the row of the game and got a ticket for a free slice of pizza and we're about to be on the big screen. I hid behind my friend. Gave my ticket to a teen and his brothers. Then remembered the ticket had the wrong date on it and went back to say 'wait, the wrong date's on it, but it's good, I was in the row of the game' as their mother walked up and stared at me. She was right to worry. Made friends with the people around us by making jokes about Gorgui's shoes. A kid a couple rows down had the game of his life, got a free shirt and on the screen twice. Honestly it probably ruined it for him, all downhill from here buddy. There was several dance teams. One of them was hookers. One was kids. Makes sense. A dude won a 75' TV with a three. I am drunk.

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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 11 Jan 2018, 07:01

MisterTambourineMan wrote:The lady standing next to us in the ticket line was a 60 year old Australian and her....companion was a 20 year old black. I had confused. They didn't seem like mom and son.


Just because she left the home continent doesn't mean she has to leave her aboriginal manservant at home to be eaten by dingos or bit by one of the most poisonous snakes in the world or have his eyes clawed out by a koala while a kangaroo kicks him in the chest.
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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby Jew Jitsu » 18 Jan 2018, 19:14

Bjelica undressing Affalos manhood with that sweet head lock might be my favorite sports highlight of the year
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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 19 Jan 2018, 07:43

Jew Jitsu wrote:Bjelica undressing Affalos manhood with that sweet head lock might be my favorite sports highlight of the year


That was the balls. Great explanation after the game too: "am I supposed to just let him keep hitting me in the face?" I was pissed he got ejected for that, and pissed Affalo only got 2 games for that nonsense.
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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby Jew Jitsu » 19 Jan 2018, 09:56

I get being ejected cause apparently they both already had a tech so another one is automatic ejection and the refs probably didn't see the swing and went the safe route. Afflalo's suspension should've been at least ten games though
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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 19 Jan 2018, 09:57

Jew Jitsu wrote:I get being ejected cause apparently they both already had a tech so another one is automatic ejection and the refs probably didn't see the swing and went the safe route. Afflalo's suspension should've been at least ten games though


Yeah, you're right. Still sucked, Belly handled that shit perfectly. And Affalo definitely shoulda got minimum 5 games for that bullshit.

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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby mj3528 » 08 Feb 2018, 08:33

Mtm, what is up?

Great game. Fans shouldn't probably struggle this much at home, but given their recent history it is a great and necessary win.

You have a fun team. Jimmy butler is obviously awesome. KAT is a beast. Looks like me still has some baby fat. If his body develops he is going to be even better.

Wiggins is really talented, but he just seems to disappear for long stretches. He should get more rebounds than he does.
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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby mister bacon » 08 Feb 2018, 10:46

i think wiggins might be a ho
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Re: Sons of Pooh Richardson: The TWolves

Postby Rodney Farva » 08 Feb 2018, 11:43

mister bacon wrote:i think wiggins might be a ho



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