Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby chrisco » 16 May 2017, 19:24

Maybe you don't own a gun and people don't die? Controversial I know.
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby JichaelDick » 16 May 2017, 20:26

chrisco wrote:Maybe you don't own a gun and people don't die? Controversial I know.


Except you do when the crazy sonofabitch in the wrong apartment does and kills you dead. JTFC.
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby Jew Jitsu » 16 May 2017, 20:29

I love these stories where the main guy is a massive asshole and lunatic but throughout it all you get people stating how he's a good kid. Guy caused a mess everywhere he's been. Why wouldn't I believe his dumbass entered the wrong apartment in such a manner. Dude flipped out over being asked to get the diapers, god knows what other shit they fail to mention.
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby Dthefritz » 16 May 2017, 20:44

Jew Jitsu wrote:I love these stories where the main guy is a massive asshole and lunatic but throughout it all you get people stating how he's a good kid. Guy caused a mess everywhere he's been. Why wouldn't I believe his dumbass entered the wrong apartment in such a manner. Dude flipped out over being asked to get the diapers, god knows what other shit they fail to mention.

Oh, he didn’t imbibe particularly often. But during his half-decade college basketball career—first at Southern Cal, then at UNLV, then a final season at Iowa State—Dejean-Jones was involved in a handful of altercations, unreported until now, some of which also involved alcohol. “He was a good guy,” recalls a teammate who requested anonymity, “who should not have been drinking.”

He was a good guy who committed violent and unlawful acts everytime he drank and continued to drink. But he didn't drink that often! What a great guy.
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby TheWolf » 16 May 2017, 21:48

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:Hot take. Don't shoot at something you can't see. Highly irresponsible to fire blindly in an apartment setting where bullets can go through hollow doors and sheet rock walls and into another apartment easily.


especially if it might be a super hot south african blonde woman on the other side


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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby chrisco » 16 May 2017, 22:14

JichaelDick wrote:
chrisco wrote:Maybe you don't own a gun and people don't die? Controversial I know.


Except you do when the crazy sonofabitch in the wrong apartment does and kills you dead. JTFC.


Ok, let's go down this vortex...the worst case scenario was that someone in this situation ended up dead. It happened.

So a big black drunk athlete burst down two doors which is really fucking scary, going from here what were the odds he:

A. finally realized he was in the wrong place.
B. killed the dude with his bare hands?

I'm not saying this isn't fucked up. I'm comparing the outcome (death) with the probability that no one dies if there wasn't a gun in the room.

Let's not play the he had no choice card. The choice was not having a gun in the room.
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby JichaelDick » 17 May 2017, 00:13

And again, how was he to know said big, black athlete doesn't have a gun? He spoke out into the open, and all he got was a dude trying to kick his door down.

I don't own a gun. I'm not a huge fan personally. But I can't blame someone for having one to defend themselves and I absolutely can't blame someone for using it in that situation.
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby JichaelDick » 17 May 2017, 07:31

Fuck it, I'm ending this vortex. We can all agree to disagree and I'm happy.
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby Briandong79 » 17 May 2017, 10:18

Worse SI Cover?

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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby mj3528 » 17 May 2017, 10:33

Briandong79 wrote:Worse SI Cover?

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OR

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incorrect:

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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 17 May 2017, 10:37

mj3528 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Worse SI Cover?

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OR

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incorrect:

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UEM knows what I mean.


Ahem?
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby chrisco » 17 May 2017, 10:38

I coulda sworn there was a Chris Herren SI cover out there.

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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 17 May 2017, 10:42

My favorite

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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby SouthernYokel » 17 May 2017, 12:56

Briandong79 wrote:Worse SI Cover?

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OR

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Guys i don't think BD means worst all time, just looking for a choice between these two options. I choose the Nets one in a close matchup, winning late because of the awkward phrase "who wants a piece" over a photo of Jason Kidd. NAGL!
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Re: Random Thoughts: The NBA Edition

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 May 2017, 13:19

DeMar and DeAndre were egregious. Both should be on the 6th or 7th team. DAJ was only on 28% of the ballots. And who voted Kawhi 3rd Team?!
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