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Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 19 Apr 2017, 14:35
by Gregs Kite
SouthernYokel wrote:that's a good jenna marbles gif. i miss that version of her


Thanks. I almost forgot I brought her to the board's attention so long ago.

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 19 Apr 2017, 14:37
by SouthernYokel
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:that's a good jenna marbles gif. i miss that version of her


Thanks. I almost forgot I brought her to the board's attention so long ago.


are you taking credit for ball's work?

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 19 Apr 2017, 14:39
by JT99
SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:that's a good jenna marbles gif. i miss that version of her


Thanks. I almost forgot I brought her to the board's attention so long ago.


are you taking credit for ball's work?


At least he beat 31 to the "my work" punchline. IJS

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 19 Apr 2017, 14:52
by Gregs Kite
SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:that's a good jenna marbles gif. i miss that version of her


Thanks. I almost forgot I brought her to the board's attention so long ago.


are you taking credit for ball's work?


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Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 19 Apr 2017, 17:39
by Dthefritz
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:How dare you question President Stevens.


Listen, if I need a coach to give the fellas a good ol pep talk before we go play State in the big ol city in fronta hundreds of good folks a watchin, then he's my guy. Heck, he might even take the fellas out for fribbles afterwards.

But this is the NBA, where the regular season is meaningless, and unless you have star players, and I mean actual stars and not frauds like Al Horford Isaiah Thomas, then you do not win in the playoffs.

:wink: :wink:


Al Horford is the max contract player. IT is a second round pick that worked his ass off to be the best player on the number one seeded playoff team. Bit of a difference when dishing out the blame pie.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

At first, I was like anyone who thinks John Wall is better than IT is a gay dahhhkie-lover who's ignorant of basketball on a basic level.

Then I was like IT is a scrappy gritster who's trying his gosh darned best and shouldn't be expected to play like the MVP candidate I insisted he was all season.

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 19 Apr 2017, 18:57
by Gregs Kite
Dthefritz wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:How dare you question President Stevens.


Listen, if I need a coach to give the fellas a good ol pep talk before we go play State in the big ol city in fronta hundreds of good folks a watchin, then he's my guy. Heck, he might even take the fellas out for fribbles afterwards.

But this is the NBA, where the regular season is meaningless, and unless you have star players, and I mean actual stars and not frauds like Al Horford Isaiah Thomas, then you do not win in the playoffs.

:wink: :wink:


Al Horford is the max contract player. IT is a second round pick that worked his ass off to be the best player on the number one seeded playoff team. Bit of a difference when dishing out the blame pie.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

At first, I was like anyone who thinks John Wall is better than IT is a gay dahhhkie-lover who's ignorant of basketball on a basic level.

Then I was like IT is a scrappy gritster who's trying his gosh darned best and shouldn't be expected to play like the MVP candidate I insisted he was all season.


Good one?

IT is the very definition of a, hang on and lemme make sure I nail this, a faccccckkin scrappy facccckin gritstahhh kid. He also played like an MVP candidate this season. He played like and MVP candidate in game one. Then he sucked in game two, and unfortunately when he sucks, ol' max contract Al was needed to play and contribute like a max contract player. Instead he was the ascii shrug guy with a green and white jersey, just "taking what they gave me."

You need extended spring training. Fastballs lost a little zip.

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 19 Apr 2017, 19:18
by Theny
Would you want to max out IT after this season?

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 20 Apr 2017, 17:13
by Dthefritz
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:How dare you question President Stevens.


Listen, if I need a coach to give the fellas a good ol pep talk before we go play State in the big ol city in fronta hundreds of good folks a watchin, then he's my guy. Heck, he might even take the fellas out for fribbles afterwards.

But this is the NBA, where the regular season is meaningless, and unless you have star players, and I mean actual stars and not frauds like Al Horford Isaiah Thomas, then you do not win in the playoffs.

:wink: :wink:


Al Horford is the max contract player. IT is a second round pick that worked his ass off to be the best player on the number one seeded playoff team. Bit of a difference when dishing out the blame pie.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

At first, I was like anyone who thinks John Wall is better than IT is a gay dahhhkie-lover who's ignorant of basketball on a basic level.

Then I was like IT is a scrappy gritster who's trying his gosh darned best and shouldn't be expected to play like the MVP candidate I insisted he was all season.


Good one?

IT is the very definition of a, hang on and lemme make sure I nail this, a faccccckkin scrappy facccckin gritstahhh kid. He also played like an MVP candidate this season. He played like and MVP candidate in game one. Then he sucked in game two, and unfortunately when he sucks, ol' max contract Al was needed to play and contribute like a max contract player. Instead he was the ascii shrug guy with a green and white jersey, just "taking what they gave me."

You need extended spring training. Fastballs lost a little zip.

Sorry, but as a blue collar, lion hearted, giant dicked, manly masculine man whos not afraid to tell it like it is, I'm not going to let a supposed MVP off the hook for playing like shit in a PLAYOFF GAME. That's called winning time and the point of a game is to win, not blame some Dominican dude for your failures. Ooooh but he had a good game 1? You don't get any credit in Game 2 for that dumbass. His team lost and as the team's star player, he bears sole responsibility for that. Next thing you're going to tell me lebron's teammates have anything whatsoever to do with whether his team's have ever lost a single game.

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 21 Apr 2017, 12:40
by Gregs Kite
Dthefritz wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:How dare you question President Stevens.


Listen, if I need a coach to give the fellas a good ol pep talk before we go play State in the big ol city in fronta hundreds of good folks a watchin, then he's my guy. Heck, he might even take the fellas out for fribbles afterwards.

But this is the NBA, where the regular season is meaningless, and unless you have star players, and I mean actual stars and not frauds like Al Horford Isaiah Thomas, then you do not win in the playoffs.

:wink: :wink:


Al Horford is the max contract player. IT is a second round pick that worked his ass off to be the best player on the number one seeded playoff team. Bit of a difference when dishing out the blame pie.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

At first, I was like anyone who thinks John Wall is better than IT is a gay dahhhkie-lover who's ignorant of basketball on a basic level.

Then I was like IT is a scrappy gritster who's trying his gosh darned best and shouldn't be expected to play like the MVP candidate I insisted he was all season.


Good one?

IT is the very definition of a, hang on and lemme make sure I nail this, a faccccckkin scrappy facccckin gritstahhh kid. He also played like an MVP candidate this season. He played like and MVP candidate in game one. Then he sucked in game two, and unfortunately when he sucks, ol' max contract Al was needed to play and contribute like a max contract player. Instead he was the ascii shrug guy with a green and white jersey, just "taking what they gave me."

You need extended spring training. Fastballs lost a little zip.

Sorry, but as a blue collar, lion hearted, giant dicked, manly masculine man whos not afraid to tell it like it is, I'm not going to let a supposed MVP off the hook for playing like shit in a PLAYOFF GAME. That's called winning time and the point of a game is to win, not blame some Dominican dude for your failures. Ooooh but he had a good game 1? You don't get any credit in Game 2 for that dumbass. His team lost and as the team's star player, he bears sole responsibility for that. Next thing you're going to tell me lebron's teammates have anything whatsoever to do with whether his team's have ever lost a single game.


I get it. You're doing a Kite. Cool response.

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Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 25 Apr 2017, 07:12
by Gregs Kite
Nice of Al Horford to show up in Game Four of the play-offs. I can't hate, he finally looked like a competent NBA player for once.

But IT. Oh IT....... swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon. My man took over the game in the second half. Now, he didn't do any fun nae nae dances or anything, but he did throw the team on his back with FOUR FOULS and squeezed the life out of the Bulls and that whiny baby Jimmy Butler. Bold strategy by Hoiberg to play Jimmy Butler on IT and run him into the ground, then decide not to follow any logic and beat the shit out of IT every time IT drove the lane. AND THEN bitch about him carrying the ball. Carrying the basketball. What?

"As far as the Marcus Smart situation goes, he’s a great actor. Acting tough, that’s what he does. But I don’t think he’s about that, and I’m the wrong guy to get in my face. So, he needs to take it somewhere else because I’m not the one for that."


NBA players are so tough. :roll:

In all seriousness, I would not mess with Smart. Dude ain't right. Love him, though. xoxoxoxox

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 25 Apr 2017, 07:50
by BostonSucksMyBalls
Gregs Kite wrote:Nice of Al Horford to show up in Game Four of the play-offs. I can't hate, he finally looked like a competent NBA player for once.

But IT. Oh IT....... swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon. My man took over the game in the second half. Now, he didn't do any fun nae nae dances or anything, but he did throw the team on his back with FOUR FOULS and squeezed the life out of the Bulls and that whiny baby Jimmy Butler. Bold strategy by Hoiberg to play Jimmy Butler on IT and run him into the ground, then decide not to follow any logic and beat the shit out of IT every time IT drove the lane. AND THEN bitch about him carrying the ball. Carrying the basketball. What?

"As far as the Marcus Smart situation goes, he’s a great actor. Acting tough, that’s what he does. But I don’t think he’s about that, and I’m the wrong guy to get in my face. So, he needs to take it somewhere else because I’m not the one for that."


NBA players are so tough. :roll:

In all seriousness, I would not mess with Smart. Dude ain't right. Love him, though. xoxoxoxox


Was this post in draft for 24 hours?

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 25 Apr 2017, 07:52
by Gregs Kite
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Nice of Al Horford to show up in Game Four of the play-offs. I can't hate, he finally looked like a competent NBA player for once.

But IT. Oh IT....... swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon. My man took over the game in the second half. Now, he didn't do any fun nae nae dances or anything, but he did throw the team on his back with FOUR FOULS and squeezed the life out of the Bulls and that whiny baby Jimmy Butler. Bold strategy by Hoiberg to play Jimmy Butler on IT and run him into the ground, then decide not to follow any logic and beat the shit out of IT every time IT drove the lane. AND THEN bitch about him carrying the ball. Carrying the basketball. What?

"As far as the Marcus Smart situation goes, he’s a great actor. Acting tough, that’s what he does. But I don’t think he’s about that, and I’m the wrong guy to get in my face. So, he needs to take it somewhere else because I’m not the one for that."


NBA players are so tough. :roll:

In all seriousness, I would not mess with Smart. Dude ain't right. Love him, though. xoxoxoxox


Was this post in draft for 24 hours?


No, I forgot to do this yesterday because I was researching Eagles draft picks. Took a lot out of me.

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 27 Apr 2017, 06:38
by Gregs Kite
Bulls ain't bout this life, son.

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Chicago FINALLY got around to beating the shit out of MVP candidate IT in the second half but it still didn't matter, looks like Balls' prediction of Celtics in six will come to fruition. :)

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 27 Apr 2017, 08:43
by jman
Gregs Kite wrote:Bulls ain't bout this life, son.


um...they're the 8 seed?

Epic comeback in the works by the Celts. And they didn't even need Dave Roberts to come off the bench and hit a game-winning 3 to spark it.

Re: Boston Celtics

PostPosted: 27 Apr 2017, 08:46
by Gregs Kite
jman wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Bulls ain't bout this life, son.


um...they're the 8 seed?

Epic comeback in the works by the Celts. And they didn't even need Dave Roberts to come off the bench and hit a game-winning 3 to spark it.


Hang on. We can shit all over the Celtics for being a shitty #1 seed but now that the Bulls are trailing it's because they're a lowly 8 seed and not the dominant team we saw in games one and two?