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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby JT99 » 19 Apr 2017, 09:06

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Gregs Kite wrote:
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Theny wrote:How dare you question President Stevens.


Listen, if I need a coach to give the fellas a good ol pep talk before we go play State in the big ol city in fronta hundreds of good folks a watchin, then he's my guy. Heck, he might even take the fellas out for fribbles afterwards.

But this is the NBA, where the regular season is meaningless, and unless you have star players, and I mean actual stars and not frauds like Al Horford Isaiah Thomas, then you do not win in the playoffs.

:wink: :wink:


Al Horford is the max contract player. IT is a second round pick that worked his ass off to be the best player on a fraudulent number one seeded playoff team. Bit of a difference when dishing out the blame pie.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)



FIFY


Explain to me how they are a fraudulent number one seed? Did they, or did they not have the best record in the Eastern Conference this year?

And please try not to menopausally curse at me.


i was just having fun!

BUT

any number one seed that loses two in a row at home to a relatively weak 8 seed at home deserves to be called out. if you think fraudulent is the wrong word, okay.


I am surprised that Kite would blanch at the word "fraudulent" because....

Gregs Kite wrote:Well, this is the best case scenario for my Celtics. We get a joke of a Bulls team, then potentially Washington and then Toronto in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Let's not get silly here. Boston is not the best team in the Eastern Conference. The league will do what it can to make Cleveland/Golden State III happen, I understand that. But this is a good building block and will likely generate enough buzz throughout the league, especially with another high draft pick, that will attract the upper echelon of free agents like Gordon Hayward for next year and beyond. It's all very exciting!


Textbook definition, right there.
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Apr 2017, 09:10

JT99 wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:How dare you question President Stevens.


Listen, if I need a coach to give the fellas a good ol pep talk before we go play State in the big ol city in fronta hundreds of good folks a watchin, then he's my guy. Heck, he might even take the fellas out for fribbles afterwards.

But this is the NBA, where the regular season is meaningless, and unless you have star players, and I mean actual stars and not frauds like Al Horford Isaiah Thomas, then you do not win in the playoffs.

:wink: :wink:


Al Horford is the max contract player. IT is a second round pick that worked his ass off to be the best player on a fraudulent number one seeded playoff team. Bit of a difference when dishing out the blame pie.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)



FIFY


Explain to me how they are a fraudulent number one seed? Did they, or did they not have the best record in the Eastern Conference this year?

And please try not to menopausally curse at me.


i was just having fun!

BUT

any number one seed that loses two in a row at home to a relatively weak 8 seed at home deserves to be called out. if you think fraudulent is the wrong word, okay.


I am surprised that Kite would blanch at the word "fraudulent" because....

Gregs Kite wrote:Well, this is the best case scenario for my Celtics. We get a joke of a Bulls team, then potentially Washington and then Toronto in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Let's not get silly here. Boston is not the best team in the Eastern Conference. The league will do what it can to make Cleveland/Golden State III happen, I understand that. But this is a good building block and will likely generate enough buzz throughout the league, especially with another high draft pick, that will attract the upper echelon of free agents like Gordon Hayward for next year and beyond. It's all very exciting!


Textbook definition, right there.


I was unaware that the best record automatically equates to the best team rather than simply the team that is designated the number one seed. The more you know!
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby JT99 » 19 Apr 2017, 09:12

Gregs Kite wrote:
JT99 wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Theny wrote:How dare you question President Stevens.


Listen, if I need a coach to give the fellas a good ol pep talk before we go play State in the big ol city in fronta hundreds of good folks a watchin, then he's my guy. Heck, he might even take the fellas out for fribbles afterwards.

But this is the NBA, where the regular season is meaningless, and unless you have star players, and I mean actual stars and not frauds like Al Horford Isaiah Thomas, then you do not win in the playoffs.

:wink: :wink:


Al Horford is the max contract player. IT is a second round pick that worked his ass off to be the best player on a fraudulent number one seeded playoff team. Bit of a difference when dishing out the blame pie.

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)



FIFY


Explain to me how they are a fraudulent number one seed? Did they, or did they not have the best record in the Eastern Conference this year?

And please try not to menopausally curse at me.


i was just having fun!

BUT

any number one seed that loses two in a row at home to a relatively weak 8 seed at home deserves to be called out. if you think fraudulent is the wrong word, okay.


I am surprised that Kite would blanch at the word "fraudulent" because....

Gregs Kite wrote:Well, this is the best case scenario for my Celtics. We get a joke of a Bulls team, then potentially Washington and then Toronto in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Let's not get silly here. Boston is not the best team in the Eastern Conference. The league will do what it can to make Cleveland/Golden State III happen, I understand that. But this is a good building block and will likely generate enough buzz throughout the league, especially with another high draft pick, that will attract the upper echelon of free agents like Gordon Hayward for next year and beyond. It's all very exciting!


Textbook definition, right there.


I was unaware that the best record automatically equates to the best team rather than simply the team that is designated the number one seed. The more you know!


You know why they keep track of wins and losses, right?
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby Rodney Farva » 19 Apr 2017, 09:13

it's amusing that you become noah webster in this situation, while if a team like cleveland had the #1 seed and lost the first 2 games at home to a crappy squad like the bulls your mocking boner would be tremendous.

amusing.
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 19 Apr 2017, 09:14

Kite wants to have his cake and eat it too, let's not keep him from the simple pleasures in life
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Apr 2017, 09:23

Rodney Farva wrote:it's amusing that you become noah webster in this situation, while if a team like cleveland had the #1 seed and lost the first 2 games at home to a crappy squad like the bulls your mocking boner would be tremendous.

amusing.



Hang on. I know you're all knuckle deep in yourselfs, covering your nipples in clam chowdah at the schadenfreude like this 2-0 deficit is some massive shock to everyone, when I have maintained since the beginning they are not the best team in the conference, they are the number one seed because SOMEONE had to be since the Cavs gave up, they are a solid squad with solid players but none of that matters because in the NBA the players outside of Boston don't care about the regular season. None of this is surprising.

The only thing that surprises me is how unprepared they are for these playoffs. This is the second go around for the majority of these players, you would think they took some knowledge from last year's experience. That falls on Stevens.

A team like Cleveland would not lose the first two games at home because they have, and I know this will shock you, actual superstars on their team. And teams with actual superstars on their team tend to win playoff basketball games more often than not.

If Balls takes more than three minutes to respond to this with a funny jiffy then we have all lost.
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 Apr 2017, 09:30

Gregs Kite wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:it's amusing that you become noah webster in this situation, while if a team like cleveland had the #1 seed and lost the first 2 games at home to a crappy squad like the bulls your mocking boner would be tremendous.

amusing.



Hang on. I know you're all knuckle deep in yourselfs, covering your nipples in clam chowdah at the schadenfreude like this 2-0 deficit is some massive shock to everyone, when I have maintained since the beginning they are not the best team in the conference, they are the number one seed because SOMEONE had to be since the Cavs gave up, they are a solid squad with solid players but none of that matters because in the NBA the players outside of Boston don't care about the regular season. None of this is surprising.

The only thing that surprises me is how unprepared they are for these playoffs. This is the second go around for the majority of these players, you would think they took some knowledge from last year's experience. That falls on Stevens.

A team like Cleveland would not lose the first two games at home because they have, and I know this will shock you, actual superstars on their team. And teams with actual superstars on their team tend to win playoff basketball games more often than not.

If Balls takes more than three minutes to respond to this with a funny jiffy then we have all lost.


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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Apr 2017, 09:56

Seven minutes. For shame.
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 Apr 2017, 12:06

Why do my Celtics stink????

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Then, after a steal, Marcus Smart, a lifetime 28.5 percent 3-point shooter (per DX Blue),

Do Simmons have some sort of stake in DX Blue? You could fuckin get his 3 point % on any website. No need to credit a particular one.

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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Apr 2017, 12:11

From the article Balls' posted and read thoroughly for some reason:

Al Horford, who the Celtics signed to a $113 million contract, said after the game he “takes what the defense gives” him when asked about his passive play. This isn’t the same Horford who flew around the floor as an assertive leader of the Hawks in their previous nine playoff seasons.


#maxplayer :thumbsup:
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby mj3528 » 19 Apr 2017, 12:14

Gregs Kite wrote:From the article Balls' posted and read thoroughly for some reason:

Al Horford, who the Celtics signed to a $113 million contract, said after the game he “takes what the defense gives” him when asked about his passive play. This isn’t the same Horford who flew around the floor as an assertive leader of the Hawks in their previous nine playoff seasons.


#maxplayer :thumbsup:


I agree with you kite that signing Horford, especially to that contract was a mistake, but there was really nothing else for them to do.

However, if they had traded for Paul George or Jimmy Butler at the trade deadline, they would not be down 2-0 and have a realistic chance to get out of the East. Bad move Ainge. Hopefully Hayward signs with you.
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Apr 2017, 12:19

mj3528 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:From the article Balls' posted and read thoroughly for some reason:

Al Horford, who the Celtics signed to a $113 million contract, said after the game he “takes what the defense gives” him when asked about his passive play. This isn’t the same Horford who flew around the floor as an assertive leader of the Hawks in their previous nine playoff seasons.


#maxplayer :thumbsup:


I agree with you kite that signing Horford, especially to that contract was a mistake, but there was really nothing else for them to do.

However, if they had traded for Paul George or Jimmy Butler at the trade deadline, they would not be down 2-0 and have a realistic chance to get out of the East. Bad move Ainge. Hopefully Hayward signs with you.


They signed Horford to entice Durant. That's how this Superfriends nonsense works.

Hang on, you mean if Ainge traded for superstar players the Celtics would be a better team in the NBA playoffs?
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby mj3528 » 19 Apr 2017, 12:26

Gregs Kite wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:From the article Balls' posted and read thoroughly for some reason:

Al Horford, who the Celtics signed to a $113 million contract, said after the game he “takes what the defense gives” him when asked about his passive play. This isn’t the same Horford who flew around the floor as an assertive leader of the Hawks in their previous nine playoff seasons.


#maxplayer :thumbsup:


I agree with you kite that signing Horford, especially to that contract was a mistake, but there was really nothing else for them to do.

However, if they had traded for Paul George or Jimmy Butler at the trade deadline, they would not be down 2-0 and have a realistic chance to get out of the East. Bad move Ainge. Hopefully Hayward signs with you.


They signed Horford to entice Durant. That's how this Superfriends nonsense works.

Hang on, you mean if Ainge traded for superstar players the Celtics would be a better team in the NBA playoffs?
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby Theny » 19 Apr 2017, 13:05

I have reliable intel that PG and Butler weren't actually available. That intel is Simmons, so you know it's true.
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Re: Boston Celtics

Postby SouthernYokel » 19 Apr 2017, 14:28

that's a good jenna marbles gif. i miss that version of her
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