The Lake Show

The Lake Show

Postby Durden » 06 Feb 2008, 15:23

didn't see a thread for the Lakers...aside from being one of the league's most storied franchises, they're now set up to be a very serious contender this season, as well as for the foreseeable future.

thought i'd kick this thread off with Kobe's postgame reaction after the first game of the Gasol era...not only has his faith in god been reaffirmed, but he damn near has an orgasm over the whole thing...i also can't remember the last time Kobe scored in single digits, but i can't imagine the Lakers won like they did last night.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby DirtDawg » 06 Feb 2008, 21:03

Durden wrote:didn't see a thread for the Lakers...aside from being one of the league's most storied franchises, they're now set up to be a very serious contender this season, as well as for the foreseeable future.

thought i'd kick this thread off with Kobe's postgame reaction after the first game of the Gasol era...not only has his faith in god been reaffirmed, but he damn near has an orgasm over the whole thing...i also can't remember the last time Kobe scored in single digits, but i can't imagine the Lakers won like they did last night.


The motherfucker admits to jizzing on the face of a barely legal white whore in lily white Eagle County Colorado, gets popped for rape, loses his endorsements, nearly loses his family, THEN gets public redemption and doesn't face a trial for the rape, is back at the top of his game AND NOW the motherfucker believes in God b/c they traded for a Spaniard?
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 21 Feb 2008, 14:50

DirtDawg wrote:
Durden wrote:didn't see a thread for the Lakers...aside from being one of the league's most storied franchises, they're now set up to be a very serious contender this season, as well as for the foreseeable future.

thought i'd kick this thread off with Kobe's postgame reaction after the first game of the Gasol era...not only has his faith in god been reaffirmed, but he damn near has an orgasm over the whole thing...i also can't remember the last time Kobe scored in single digits, but i can't imagine the Lakers won like they did last night.


The motherfucker admits to jizzing on the face of a barely legal white whore in lily white Eagle County Colorado, gets popped for rape, loses his endorsements, nearly loses his family, THEN gets public redemption and doesn't face a trial for the rape, is back at the top of his game AND NOW the motherfucker believes in God b/c they traded for a Spaniard?


just read this post, gold! anyways, pau is overrated and mamba will be sent home again this year in the first round.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby Durden » 21 Feb 2008, 22:23

Untouchable wrote:just read this post, gold! anyways, pau is overrated and mamba will be sent home again this year in the first round.


i'd actually argue that he's underrated, simply because no one rates him highly at all...pretty much everyone says that he sucks and that he's just another soft Euro...personally, i think the guy can flat out play and it's not a coincidence that Kobe's happy again, while the entire Western Conference blasted Memphis over the trade...he's obviously not big, but he's only suffered one major injury and has otherwise played through lesser injuries.

yea, he looks like a fag and doesn't do anything flashy, but there isn't much he can't do...he was stuck with a terrible organization his whole career, but now that he's surrounded with guys who can actually play, he's going to be a perennial all-star.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby JichaelDick » 22 Feb 2008, 01:05

Fun fact of the day:

In 2005 and 2006, the Memphis Grizzlies had better records than the Lakers.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 Mar 2008, 11:36

I dont know about this Pau Gasol. I watched some of the game yesterday. He looks like he sucks. And is a puss too.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby Theny » 03 Mar 2008, 11:41

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I dont know about this Pau Gasol. I watched some of the game yesterday. He looks like he sucks. And is a puss too.


Of course he's a puss, he's a Euro
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby mister bacon » 03 Mar 2008, 12:03

Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I dont know about this Pau Gasol. I watched some of the game yesterday. He looks like he sucks. And is a puss too.


Of course he's a puss, he's a Euro


seriously bsmb, is this the first time you've watched that quivering vagina play basketball? he is the very definition of soft ass pussy euro.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 Mar 2008, 12:13

mister bacon wrote:
Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I dont know about this Pau Gasol. I watched some of the game yesterday. He looks like he sucks. And is a puss too.


Of course he's a puss, he's a Euro


seriously bsmb, is this the first time you've watched that quivering vagina play basketball? he is the very definition of soft ass pussy euro.


Yeah, im pretty sure. I dont watch a lot of NBA. I was expecting more out of him. Like, I dunno, low post moves or something?
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby SDGuy » 03 Mar 2008, 12:27

Can't argue with results though. Carried a shitty Memphis team to the playoffs as the best player and the Lakers are 13-2 (or 12-2?) with him.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby mister bacon » 03 Mar 2008, 12:29

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I dont know about this Pau Gasol. I watched some of the game yesterday. He looks like he sucks. And is a puss too.


Of course he's a puss, he's a Euro


seriously bsmb, is this the first time you've watched that quivering vagina play basketball? he is the very definition of soft ass pussy euro.


Yeah, im pretty sure. I dont watch a lot of NBA. I was expecting more out of him. Like, I dunno, low post moves or something?


he isnt really a big man. he is really REALLY fucking soft. as SD said they are winning with him, but i think he will pull one of those famous euro playoff disappearing acts duringt he playoffs when its on the line. kobe will have to score 30 points minimum to keep them in games.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby Durden » 03 Mar 2008, 12:41

mister bacon wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I dont know about this Pau Gasol. I watched some of the game yesterday. He looks like he sucks. And is a puss too.


Of course he's a puss, he's a Euro


seriously bsmb, is this the first time you've watched that quivering vagina play basketball? he is the very definition of soft ass pussy euro.


Yeah, im pretty sure. I dont watch a lot of NBA. I was expecting more out of him. Like, I dunno, low post moves or something?


he isnt really a big man. he is really REALLY fucking soft. as SD said they are winning with him, but i think he will pull one of those famous euro playoff disappearing acts duringt he playoffs when its on the line. kobe will have to score 30 points minimum to keep them in games.

maybe he could help that he looks like a fag, but he can't help that he's skinny...he was forced to play out of position at center a lot in Memphis, and they were never going to go too far with him because he was surrounded by garbage and no post presence...Gasol's already an integral part of what the Lakers are doing and when Bynum comes back, this team is going to be fucking scary with Pau at PF.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby Theny » 03 Mar 2008, 12:55

tru, but all these people saying they're the favorites now need to calm down. It's still SA unfortunately. What a bunch of homos those guys are.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby Durden » 03 Mar 2008, 13:01

Theny wrote:tru, but all these people saying they're the favorites now need to calm down. It's still SA unfortunately. What a bunch of homos those guys are.

i agree, but only bc of Bynum's injury...if he had been healthy the entire time, i'm pretty sure i would disagree with you.

think about it, if Bynum or Odom or Gasol is your 4th best player, that's just insane...plus, they have arguably the deepest/best bench in the league to back those guys up.
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Re: The Lake Show

Postby Chuck » 04 Mar 2008, 11:54

mister bacon wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I dont know about this Pau Gasol. I watched some of the game yesterday. He looks like he sucks. And is a puss too.


Of course he's a puss, he's a Euro


seriously bsmb, is this the first time you've watched that quivering vagina play basketball? he is the very definition of soft ass pussy euro.


Yeah, im pretty sure. I dont watch a lot of NBA. I was expecting more out of him. Like, I dunno, low post moves or something?


he isnt really a big man. he is really REALLY fucking soft. as SD said they are winning with him, but i think he will pull one of those famous euro playoff disappearing acts duringt he playoffs when its on the line. kobe will have to score 30 points minimum to keep them in games.

He isnt a bruiser but he can play. He is a finesse player a la Bosh. When the game is on the line the ball will go to Kobe anyway, maybe Fisher. The rest will disappear voluntarily or ordered to back off.

I think he fits the Lakers quite nicely. He runs the floor very well and all of a sudden the lakers are the fastest team play off bound team in the west (a bold statement I know, but I stand by it)
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