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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby mj3528 » 03 Feb 2016, 18:19

Recently fired head coach Jeff Horancek with his daughter:

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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby Colonel Angus » 03 Feb 2016, 19:21

mj3528 wrote:Recently fired head coach Jeff Horancek with his daughter:

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Good lord, is she adopted? I don't care how hot her mom is, nobody could reproduce with that guy and have a good-looking kid.
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby Rodney Farva » 03 Feb 2016, 22:01

that's your reaction? jeepers, i'm still mopping up the spooge and waiting for my pulse rate to return to normal.
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby SouthernYokel » 04 Feb 2016, 08:39

how does one even survive having a daughter that hot? jesus
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby Dthefritz » 04 Feb 2016, 08:52

Colonel Angus wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Recently fired head coach Jeff Horancek with his daughter:

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Good lord, is she adopted? I don't care how hot her mom is, nobody could reproduce with that guy and have a good-looking kid.

If you've ever been to the country of Hornacek's ancestry, you would see this kind of disparity on a daily basis. Scientists haven't really spent enough time investigating this, IMO.

Since, you have not linked directly to her IG account, I thought I would post this:
https://www.instagram.com/p/0lB91ALD8s/ ... ailmarie33
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 04 Feb 2016, 09:05

Her boobs are too pointy. /sotsg
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Feb 2016, 10:04

Colonel Angus wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Recently fired head coach Jeff Horancek with his daughter:

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Good lord, is she adopted? I don't care how hot her mom is, nobody could reproduce with that guy and have a good-looking kid.

Never forget, this:

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created this:

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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby Colonel Angus » 04 Feb 2016, 10:08

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Recently fired head coach Jeff Horancek with his daughter:

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Good lord, is she adopted? I don't care how hot her mom is, nobody could reproduce with that guy and have a good-looking kid.

Never forget, this:

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created this:

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I don't think he looked like that when he created her. And I've never heard of Jon Voight being considered a particularly ugly person.
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Feb 2016, 10:09

mj3528 wrote:Recently fired head coach Jeff Horancek with his daughter:

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Really gives new perspective to the whole "wiping his face during free throws" routine.
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Feb 2016, 10:57

She's the new Paulina Gretzky, aka an athlete's whore daughter becoming Internet famous.
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby CourtesyFlush » 04 Feb 2016, 11:01

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:She's the new Paulina Gretzky, aka an athlete's whore daughter becoming Internet famous.

Pump the brakes, amigo. She's only sotsg famous right now.
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby mj3528 » 04 Feb 2016, 11:01

CourtesyFlush wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:She's the new Paulina Gretzky, aka an athlete's whore daughter becoming Internet famous.

Pump the brakes, amigo. She's only sotsg famous right now.



she also works for Fox Sports. I am not sure what Paulina does.
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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 04 Feb 2016, 11:09

mj3528 wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:She's the new Paulina Gretzky, aka an athlete's whore daughter becoming Internet famous.

Pump the brakes, amigo. She's only sotsg famous right now.



she also works for Fox Sports. I am not sure what Paulina does.

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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby Colonel Angus » 04 Feb 2016, 11:10

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:She's the new Paulina Gretzky, aka an athlete's whore daughter becoming Internet famous.

Pump the brakes, amigo. She's only sotsg famous right now.



she also works for Fox Sports. I am not sure what Paulina does.

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Re: Phoenix Suns

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 23 Mar 2016, 19:40

Did you guys see the story on Real Sports (a show on HBO, I think Simmons created it) about Kevin Johnson? He's a lifelong creep for sure. Sexual harassment or whatever. But the 3 woman that were interviewed, none of them boned him. As far as I'm concerned, only the first one even had a legit complaint. He showered with her and fondled her all over multiple times when she was 16. The other 2 doe, he just took a shot (they were both 18), came off creepy, that's it. Not sure why either one reported him.
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