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Re: White ballers

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 12 Aug 2011, 09:43

Rodney Farva wrote:from the dvd i watched in the filthy lithuanian's house this summer, i can vouch that skinny, healthy sabonis was an absolute fucking beast.


Y'all bullshittin'. He sucked. Yinka Dare would have looked that good playing against such shitty competition. /bacon
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Re: White ballers

Postby babylurch » 17 Aug 2011, 16:05

Game 7 of the 1988 Celtics Hawks series was on one of the TVs at a bar I was at last night. Brad Lohaus was one goofy looking dude.
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Re: White ballers

Postby someguysomewhere » 17 Aug 2011, 16:36

babylurch wrote:Game 7 of the 1988 Celtics Hawks series was on one of the TVs at a bar I was at last night. Brad Lohaus was one goofy looking dude.


Man, that Dominique Wilkins was one helluva defender, eh?
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Re: White ballers

Postby babylurch » 18 Aug 2011, 20:23

Rodmanesque.
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Re: White ballers

Postby mister bacon » 10 Dec 2013, 12:17



good job, good effort david lee.
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Re: White ballers

Postby someguysomewhere » 10 Dec 2013, 13:12

mister bacon wrote:

good job, good effort david lee.


Could just as well be Jermaine's fault.
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Re: White ballers

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 10 Dec 2013, 13:22

someguysomewhere wrote:
mister bacon wrote:

good job, good effort david lee.


Could just as well be Jermaine's fault.


I would say that's Jermaine's fault.
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Re: White ballers

Postby someguysomewhere » 10 Dec 2013, 17:39

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
someguysomewhere wrote:
mister bacon wrote:

good job, good effort david lee.


Could just as well be Jermaine's fault.


I would say that's Jermaine's fault.


Yeah, usually the screener's man is going to call the coverage there.
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Re: White ballers

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 25 Feb 2014, 17:58

I am hearing that the NBA has discussed adding a 4-point shot, which would be from 28 feet away. Basketbawr.
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Re: White ballers

Postby Rodney Farva » 25 Feb 2014, 23:30

because nobody asked for it, the SOTSG Ballin' Ballers

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Re: White ballers

Postby ctz31 » 26 Feb 2014, 07:21

Nice job. What is DNP-CD?
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Re: White ballers

Postby Prez » 26 Feb 2014, 07:28

DNP = Did not play

CD = ?
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Re: White ballers

Postby Briandong79 » 26 Feb 2014, 07:50

Prez wrote:DNP = Did not play

CD = ?


Coach's decision.
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Re: White ballers

Postby ctz31 » 26 Feb 2014, 07:52

Briandong79 wrote:
Prez wrote:DNP = Did not play

CD = ?


Coach's decision.


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Re: White ballers

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 26 Feb 2014, 09:14

Rodney Farva wrote: mario, sf (need someone with an accent and an odd view on life; on the court he's soft and plays much smaller than his height in tru euro style, even if he's not european);


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