The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

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Postby Mario Speedwagon » 16 Nov 2017, 13:06

TVF wannabe wrote:I didn't realize how much the Knicks sucking had sucked my Basketball joy from me, I'm actually somewhat excited about this team and into the NBA more overall because of it.


Their recent doldrums really makes you pine for when The Garden was Eden.
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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby mister bacon » 04 Dec 2017, 22:39

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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby Dthefritz » 04 Dec 2017, 22:40

So it turns out if your franchise cornerstone and second most dynamic offensive player are both injured, and you replace them respectively with Michael Beasley and a second-round pick...it might not be conducive to winning. This team might just have shitty depth, I'm thinking. Seriously, Michael Beasley is a former #2 overall pick, who's been in the league for a decade, and he literally doesn't know how to throw a pass. It's baffling.
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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 05 Dec 2017, 08:43

Dthefritz wrote:So it turns out if your franchise cornerstone and second most dynamic offensive player are both injured, and you replace them respectively with Michael Beasley and a second-round pick...it might not be conducive to winning. This team might just have shitty depth, I'm thinking. Seriously, Michael Beasley is a former #2 overall pick, who's been in the league for a decade, and he literally doesn't know how to throw a pass. It's baffling.


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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby Dthefritz » 05 Dec 2017, 08:46

SouthernYokel wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:So it turns out if your franchise cornerstone and second most dynamic offensive player are both injured, and you replace them respectively with Michael Beasley and a second-round pick...it might not be conducive to winning. This team might just have shitty depth, I'm thinking. Seriously, Michael Beasley is a former #2 overall pick, who's been in the league for a decade, and he literally doesn't know how to throw a pass. It's baffling.


Frank Martin doesn't teach offense

Ha! In his defense Beasley has the attention span of canned tuna.
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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 05 Dec 2017, 10:24

Dthefritz wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:So it turns out if your franchise cornerstone and second most dynamic offensive player are both injured, and you replace them respectively with Michael Beasley and a second-round pick...it might not be conducive to winning. This team might just have shitty depth, I'm thinking. Seriously, Michael Beasley is a former #2 overall pick, who's been in the league for a decade, and he literally doesn't know how to throw a pass. It's baffling.


Frank Martin doesn't teach offense

Ha! In his defense Beasley has the attention span of canned tuna.


I know, right? God bless ADHD and dope.

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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 05 Dec 2017, 10:27

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:So it turns out if your franchise cornerstone and second most dynamic offensive player are both injured, and you replace them respectively with Michael Beasley and a second-round pick...it might not be conducive to winning. This team might just have shitty depth, I'm thinking. Seriously, Michael Beasley is a former #2 overall pick, who's been in the league for a decade, and he literally doesn't know how to throw a pass. It's baffling.


Frank Martin doesn't teach offense

Ha! In his defense Beasley has the attention span of canned tuna.


I know, right? God bless ADHD and dope.

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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 05 Dec 2017, 10:35

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:So it turns out if your franchise cornerstone and second most dynamic offensive player are both injured, and you replace them respectively with Michael Beasley and a second-round pick...it might not be conducive to winning. This team might just have shitty depth, I'm thinking. Seriously, Michael Beasley is a former #2 overall pick, who's been in the league for a decade, and he literally doesn't know how to throw a pass. It's baffling.


Frank Martin doesn't teach offense

Ha! In his defense Beasley has the attention span of canned tuna.


I know, right? God bless ADHD and dope.

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that is a great gif. love how tolliver just lets it go



Beasley is the perfect harmless knucklehead.

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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby ctz31 » 05 Dec 2017, 10:47

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:So it turns out if your franchise cornerstone and second most dynamic offensive player are both injured, and you replace them respectively with Michael Beasley and a second-round pick...it might not be conducive to winning. This team might just have shitty depth, I'm thinking. Seriously, Michael Beasley is a former #2 overall pick, who's been in the league for a decade, and he literally doesn't know how to throw a pass. It's baffling.


Frank Martin doesn't teach offense

Ha! In his defense Beasley has the attention span of canned tuna.


I know, right? God bless ADHD and dope.

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that is a great gif. love how tolliver just lets it go


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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 06 Dec 2017, 11:43

This should end well.

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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby mister bacon » 06 Dec 2017, 11:59

between this and isiah will adam silver be able to donald sterling dolan out of the knicks?


i hope not.
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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby nova » 06 Dec 2017, 13:06

mister bacon wrote:between this and isiah will adam silver be able to donald sterling dolan out of the knicks?


i hope not.


Ha, exactly my sentiments. Imagine that team with a real owner.
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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 06 Dec 2017, 13:42

nova wrote:
mister bacon wrote:between this and isiah will adam silver be able to donald sterling dolan out of the knicks?


i hope not.


Ha, exactly my sentiments. Imagine that team with a real owner.

still living off of 2 titles from the early 70s and pretending to be relevant?
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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby TheWolf » 06 Dec 2017, 13:44

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
nova wrote:
mister bacon wrote:between this and isiah will adam silver be able to donald sterling dolan out of the knicks?


i hope not.


Ha, exactly my sentiments. Imagine that team with a real owner.

still living off of 2 titles from the early 70s and pretending to be relevant?


I believe that's what they're doing with a fake owner.
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Re: The Official New York Knicks Suck Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 06 Dec 2017, 13:49

TheWolf wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
nova wrote:
mister bacon wrote:between this and isiah will adam silver be able to donald sterling dolan out of the knicks?


i hope not.


Ha, exactly my sentiments. Imagine that team with a real owner.

still living off of 2 titles from the early 70s and pretending to be relevant?


I believe that's what they're doing with a fake owner.

hence "still"
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