A-Rod is a gay freak

A-Rod's a Daddy

Postby Frank the Tank » 01 Dec 2004, 12:17

News Story from the Associated Press: A-Rod's a father.

I didn't even know Derek Jeter was pregnant!
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Postby Tecmo Bo » 01 Dec 2004, 12:25

What they don't mention is that A-rod decided to name his son Natasha after hanging out with the Bensons and Mannings. He'll go by the name Nat until he starts playing HS sports when he'll adopt the moniker N-Rod, not realizing that opposing teams will chant "Nimrod" at him while waving puffy white gloves holding purses...
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Postby Rickey Sez » 01 Dec 2004, 15:49

Rickey is glad that Alex Rodriguez decided to honor his family's Russian heritage when naming his daughter.

Also...

"Natasha weighed in at 7 pounds, 4 ounces, and was 19 inches long."

Key word in that sentence -- was.

Once A-Rod turned away from Jeter, as it was his turn to assume "the bitch position", Natasha suddenly weighed in at about three ounces and was only about 4 1/2 inches long.
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Postby TheWolf » 01 Dec 2004, 16:16

I think Bo may be right. It does not say Natasha is a girl. And since the middle name is Alexander, that just increases the ambiguity. A girl's first name and a boy's middle name...you never know. I'd say it's definitely a boy.
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Postby Rickey Sez » 02 Dec 2004, 00:58

Whoops! Rickey's bad!
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Postby howboutafrescahmmm » 02 Dec 2004, 07:44

Did it say if the kid was born with purple lipstick?
"The Yankees have that guy (Tony) Womack playing left field," Henderson said. "If I can't play that position at least as well as he can, I'll hang up the spikes right now.'' ? Rickey Henderson.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 02 Dec 2004, 11:50

I just hope that the kid was born with a good slapping hand to match his daddy.
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Postby Tecmo Bo » 02 Dec 2004, 13:26

Well, at least A-rod can finally say he's SOMEBBODY's Daddy
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Postby howboutafrescahmmm » 02 Dec 2004, 14:47

Tecmo Bo wrote:Well, at least A-rod can finally say he's SOMEBBODY's Daddy


I for one want to see the DNA test before claiming that A-Fraud is actually able to concieve hehe
"The Yankees have that guy (Tony) Womack playing left field," Henderson said. "If I can't play that position at least as well as he can, I'll hang up the spikes right now.'' ? Rickey Henderson.
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A-Rod is a gay freak

Postby bostonredsox1002 » 04 May 2005, 18:55

not that it wasn't true before, but now it's official.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2051665

trying to earn money from one big game, and then denying it after criticism? I don't think so arod. Admit your homosexuality and lets move on.
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Re: A-Rod is a gay freak

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 23 Jun 2008, 12:43

bullshit move by a-rod. disappointing but hardly surprising.
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Re: A-Rod is a gay freak

Postby JichaelDick » 23 Jun 2008, 12:55

Untouchable wrote:bullshit move by a-rod. disappointing but hardly surprising.


Damn...it took you 3 years to get that out. :mrgreen:
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Re: A-Rod is a gay freak

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 23 Jun 2008, 12:57

JichaelDick wrote:
Untouchable wrote:bullshit move by a-rod. disappointing but hardly surprising.


Damn...it took you 3 years to get that out. :mrgreen:


i've been seething for a long time. but put some time into finding the right words to express my anger.
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Re: A-Rod is a gay freak

Postby DirtDawg » 23 Jun 2008, 13:11

bostonredsox1002 wrote:not that it wasn't true before, but now it's official.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2051665

trying to earn money, and then denying it after criticism? I don't think so arod. Admit your homosexuality and lets move on.


This was a great idea for a thread.
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Re: A-Rod is a gay freak

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 01 Jul 2008, 09:29

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