Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby DirtDawg » 20 Aug 2009, 12:36

Briandean79 wrote:What a fucking retard. The cops should have blanket permission to pummel someone like that.


I hope it was worth it. He's gonna have that arrest and probable conviction on his record for the rest of his life.
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby someguysomewhere » 20 Aug 2009, 17:16

DirtDawg wrote:
Briandean79 wrote:What a fucking retard. The cops should have blanket permission to pummel someone like that.


I hope it was worth it. He's gonna have that arrest and probable conviction on his record for the rest of his life.


Nice touch by the PA Guy playing "Loser". Or am I just hearing things?
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 29 May 2010, 12:24

Adam Jones detained in Canada. Since this is what everyone is saying will happen in Arizona does this mean we get to boycott Canada too? [/startofPoFlaWa]
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby someguysomewhere » 29 May 2010, 20:24

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Adam Jones detained in Canada. Since this is what everyone is saying will happen in Arizona does this mean we get to boycott Canada too? [/startofPoFlaWa]


Awesome, they so thought he was Pac-Man.
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 30 May 2010, 11:15

Damn, I just saw a posting on Facebook from a guy I know who got turned around at the border on his fishing trip because of an arrest he had in high school. Canada ain't messing around anymore.

Wonder why the beefing with us now.
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby God Shamgod » 31 May 2010, 18:36

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Damn, I just saw a posting on Facebook from a guy I know who got turned around at the border on his fishing trip because of an arrest he had in high school. Canada ain't messing around anymore.

Wonder why the beefing with us now.


A SOTSG poster was denied entry to the border a few years ago. There is a thread somewhere.
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby Prez » 31 May 2010, 19:40

God Shamgod wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Damn, I just saw a posting on Facebook from a guy I know who got turned around at the border on his fishing trip because of an arrest he had in high school. Canada ain't messing around anymore.

Wonder why the beefing with us now.


A SOTSG poster was denied entry to the border a few years ago. There is a thread somewhere.


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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby PornoGil » 29 Jul 2010, 13:27

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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby Rodney Farva » 30 Jul 2010, 00:34

PornoGil wrote:New manager:

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hiring the guy on the right would probably bring about the same result. what a franchise!
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby ctz31 » 19 Aug 2010, 21:02

(Don't read this if you hate listening to people bitch about their fantasy teams)

Brian Matusz is an asshole. I know most of you don't even know who that is, but he is my least favorite baseball player of all time. I believe I've stated in the past, that any interest I have in this sport is fantasy related. Well in my biggest money league, I am in a tight battle for first, and i drafted this jerkoff in like the 25th round. Anyway, its a league with daily changes, and most of the season I have been behind on innings do to a few injuries, so I usually throw all my starters. He had a decent stretch in early june so I was trotting him out there and this was the rest of his season starting June 23rd:

Start 1: 6 inn, 6 ER, Loss
Start 2: 6 inn, 3 ER, Loss

So now I'm thinking, I should probably sit him til he gets it together. I do.

Start 3: 7 inn, 0 ER, 8 k's, Win

Ok, he's back. I get him back in my lineup.

Start 4: 3 inn, 4 ER, Loss

Alright, lets see if he bounces back.

Start 5: 1.2 inn, 6 ER, Loss

Ok, now I'm just an idiot if I send him back out. But I'm so far behind in innings what the hell.

Start 6: 5 inn, 3 ER, Loss

Not terrible against a tough Minn. offense and he has KC coming up. I'll give him one more chance.

Start 7: 3.1 inn, 5 ER, Loss

Ok. Can't do it anymore. Bench him.

Start 8: 6 inn, 1 ER, Win

Grrrrrr. Not putting him back in.

Start 9: 6 inn, 0 ER, ND

What.The.Fuck. Alright Tampa is up next. They've been no hit 18 times this year. Last chance Matusz. Back in.

Start 10: 4 inn, 5 ER, Loss

Thats it. I cut him. If he's not on my roster, I can't start him. So he pitches tonight against one of the best offenses in the league in Texas....

Start 11: 8 inn, 0 ER, 6 k's, Win

Therefore, I hate Brian Matusz, and his mom can suck my dick. Fuck Raineman14 too while we're at it. Sorry for the fantasy vent no one cares about, but I feel better now. Carry on......
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 19 Aug 2010, 21:07

I was/am in the same boat, I cut him in mid-July and just picked him back up since he had those good games under Schowalter and of course got that 4 IP 5ER game...asshat.
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 03 Jan 2011, 13:53

I hear Alfredo Simon is killing it in winter ball. :korn:
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby Briandong79 » 25 Apr 2011, 16:57

Can someone please get Ogie a Luke Scott jersey, please?
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby Briandong79 » 24 Aug 2011, 20:38

Sounds like Mike Flanagan is dead.
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Re: Cal Ripken Gives Raineman14 an Erection (O's blow)

Postby Rodney Farva » 25 Aug 2011, 07:24

Briandong79 wrote:Sounds like Mike Flanagan is dead.


sounds like suicide.
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