Snake, did you see Ortiz in Minnesota? The guy is now and always has been a huge bastard. Many Yankee fans want to use his coming out in Boston as "evidence" that he used steroids, but the Twins organization, to be so great at getting talent, is useless in making them decent players. They basically told Ortiz to be a singles hitters and let Doug Mientkiewicz be the power guy in that lineup. Had he gone to just about anywhere after 2002, he would have done better.
I've grown so used to you somehow, Lord I'm nobody's sugar daddy now, and I'm lo-oo-onesome, I've got the lovesick blues.