OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 03 Oct 2017, 00:53

Quick picks...

AL MVP: Jose Altuve
AL Cy Young: Corey Kluber
AL ROY: Aaron Judge
AL MOY: Paul Molitor

NL MVP: Giancarlo Stanton
NL Cy Young: Max Scherzer
NL ROY: Cody Bellinger
NL MOY: Bud Black (although Torey Lovullo is certainly a good choice, as well)
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 03 Oct 2017, 09:03

JichaelDick wrote:Quick picks...

AL MVP: Jose Altuve
AL Cy Young: Corey Kluber
AL ROY: Aaron Judge
AL MOY: Paul Molitor

NL MVP: Giancarlo Stanton
NL Cy Young: Max Scherzer
NL ROY: Cody Bellinger
NL MOY: Bud Black (although Torey Lovullo is certainly a good choice, as well)


Agreed with all of that except I'd take the DBack Lovullo. Whoever that is.
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby JT99 » 03 Oct 2017, 09:12

Fuck Altuve, fuck Judge, fuck the Red Sox as a staff, baseball team and as a motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with the Twins, then fuck you too!
Paul Molitor: fuck you too!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you; die slow, motherfucker
My 24 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Tribe Life-riders, Westside Market til we die!
Out here in C-town, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfucker! We do our job!
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby ctz31 » 03 Oct 2017, 09:13

JT99 wrote:Fuck Altuve, fuck Judge, fuck the Red Sox as a staff, baseball team and as a motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with the Twins, then fuck you too!
Paul Molitor: fuck you too!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you; die slow, motherfucker
My 24 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Tribe Life-riders, Westside Market til we die!
Out here in C-town, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfucker! We do our job!
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real niggas
All you motherfuckers feel us


I enjoyed this. ty.
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 03 Oct 2017, 09:18

JT99 wrote:Fuck Altuve, fuck Judge, fuck the Red Sox as a staff, baseball team and as a motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with the Twins, then fuck you too!
Paul Molitor: fuck you too!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you; die slow, motherfucker
My 24 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Tribe Life-riders, Westside Market til we die!
Out here in C-town, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfucker! We do our job!
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real niggas
All you motherfuckers feel us


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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby JT99 » 03 Oct 2017, 09:23

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
JT99 wrote:Fuck Altuve, fuck Judge, fuck the Red Sox as a staff, baseball team and as a motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with the Twins, then fuck you too!
Paul Molitor: fuck you too!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you; die slow, motherfucker
My 24 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Tribe Life-riders, Westside Market til we die!
Out here in C-town, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfucker! We do our job!
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real niggas
All you motherfuckers feel us


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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 03 Oct 2017, 09:31

JichaelDick wrote:AL Cy Young: Corey Kluber


I can't even fake an argument. John Farrell overused his AL Central faggot ace and he faded, allowing Kluber to overtake him.

I just hope Klubes doesn't cost his team a playoff game by getting all tough guy at a batter swinging too hard.
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 03 Oct 2017, 09:38

JT99 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
JT99 wrote:Fuck Altuve, fuck Judge, fuck the Red Sox as a staff, baseball team and as a motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with the Twins, then fuck you too!
Paul Molitor: fuck you too!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you; die slow, motherfucker
My 24 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Tribe Life-riders, Westside Market til we die!
Out here in C-town, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfucker! We do our job!
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real niggas
All you motherfuckers feel us



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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby JT99 » 03 Oct 2017, 10:23

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
JT99 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
JT99 wrote:Fuck Altuve, fuck Judge, fuck the Red Sox as a staff, baseball team and as a motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with the Twins, then fuck you too!
Paul Molitor: fuck you too!
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too!
All of y'all motherfuckers, fuck you; die slow, motherfucker
My 24 make sure all y'all kids don't grow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Tribe Life-riders, Westside Market til we die!
Out here in C-town, nigga, we warned ya
We'll bomb on you motherfucker! We do our job!
You think you mob? Nigga, we the motherfuckin' mob
Ain't nothing but killers and the real niggas
All you motherfuckers feel us



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Cleveland:

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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 03 Oct 2017, 12:39

I can't believe the NL MVP is going to go to someone on a garbage team but I don't really have a better choice, either.

I'd say Arenado I guess with a gun to my head.
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 03 Oct 2017, 12:41

Briandong79 wrote:I can't believe the NL MVP is going to go to someone on a garbage team but I don't really have a better choice, either.

I'd say Arenado I guess with a gun to my head.


I'd take Blackmon over Arenado for the Rox, but can't disagree either.
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 03 Oct 2017, 12:47

Gregs Kite wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:AL Cy Young: Corey Kluber


I can't even fake an argument. John Farrell overused his AL Central faggot ace and he faded, allowing Kluber to overtake him.

I just hope Klubes doesn't cost his team a playoff game by getting all tough guy at a batter swinging too hard.


Last time Kluber did it, the Tribe followed up with a 22-game winning streak, tbf.
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Oct 2017, 07:08

JichaelDick wrote:NL MOY: Bud Black (although Torey Lovullo is certainly a good choice, as well)


Tough to choose between these 2.
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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby Theny » 04 Oct 2017, 11:34

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:I can't believe the NL MVP is going to go to someone on a garbage team but I don't really have a better choice, either.

I'd say Arenado I guess with a gun to my head.


I'd take Blackmon over Arenado for the Rox, but can't disagree either.


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Re: OFFICIAL 2017 MLB Awards Thread

Postby nova » 05 Oct 2017, 13:06

The fact that this conversation is taking place without Anthony Rendon's name being mentioned shows how underrated he is. His numbers are comparable to Arenado's when you look at OPS+, plays Gold Glove caliber defense, and was the most consistent player on a team that skated with its division. Hopefully, this is the year he has a strong postseason to become a household name.


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