2017 MLB Previews

Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 08 Mar 2017, 10:26

Yeah, no.
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby Goose » 30 Mar 2017, 11:28

THE 2017 MONTREAL (not yet) TAMPA BAY RAYS

O/U 75.5


Last year they finished 68-94 (.420), only 16 games back of the Yankees. Unfortunately, the Yankees finished in 4th place in the AL East. They were 25 games back of the 1st place Red Sox who went on to win the World Series (Probably, IDK. I don't watch playoff baseball unless the Rays are in it).

An O/U of 75.5 would require the team to win 7.5 more games than last year, which is impossible, especially since you can't win half a game. Even without that sticking point I don't see this team being 7-8 games better than last year. There's probably only two names people recognize on this team: Chris Archer and Evan Longoria; and the biggest story line this year is how soon and to whom they will be traded. Good times!

Our farm system is stacked with a bunch of guys you and I have never heard of though, so after trading Archer and Longoria for more prospects we should be in contention by 2020, which is only 3 years away, so not so bad. #TrustTheProcess

A spring training preview is showing that things are coming together pretty well.

Pitching:

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Hitting:

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Fielding:

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It's a very simple game. Anyhow, welcome back boys of summer.

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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 30 Mar 2017, 16:26

Cincinnati Reds O/U 73.5


1. Post 1-3 6 gifs representing how the team's season will go

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2. Post photo of a good-looking person

(i like the one on the left)

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3. Make a prediction on the over/under

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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby OJ8871440 » 01 Apr 2017, 23:10

Texas Rangers O/U 85.5

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OVER...and as a bonus, it came up in my search and while there is no Rangers gear in sight, I think you'll forgive me for passing it along

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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby JichaelDick » 03 Sep 2017, 00:15

JichaelDick wrote:Minnesota Twins-O/U 70.5 winss

After an 83-win season in 2015, things looked bright for a young Twins team...

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But a huge regression in 2016 saw Minnesota finish with the worst record in baseball.

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The Twins are hoping some defensive changes will help, but will it be enough to make a 12-game leap?

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I'm gonna say yeah. Why not? 83 wins in 2015 may have been more than the Twins talent should have gotten, but this isn't a 100-loss team, either. Take the OVER

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It is September 2. The Twins just won their 71st game. #JikeKnowsBaseball
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 03 Sep 2017, 00:32

And Buxton figured it out, buddy! 9th in position player AL WAR. 2nd defensive AL WAR. I haz hopes again!
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby JichaelDick » 03 Sep 2017, 02:22

MisterTambourineMan wrote:And Buxton figured it out, buddy! 9th in position player AL WAR. 2nd defensive AL WAR. I haz hopes again!


Now, we just need some pitching, and we're in business! Buxton is so good in CF that he doesn't have to hit to be valuable. But ever since that day off, he's been fantastic. #TeamBuck
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby ctz31 » 03 Sep 2017, 08:53

ctz31 wrote:TORONTO BLUE JAYS O/U 85.5

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I sense a fall from grace this year w these canadian fuckers.

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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby mj3528 » 21 Sep 2017, 16:39

mj3528 wrote:Cleveland Indians o/u 93.5

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OVER


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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby Rodney Farva » 21 Sep 2017, 16:47

Rodney Farva wrote:Milwaukee Brewers O/U 71.5

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might be the worst team in baseball this year. UNDERRRRRR



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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby Gregs Kite » 21 Sep 2017, 19:25

mj3528 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:Cleveland Indians o/u 93.5

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OVER


Going for the 96th win today. I know baseball.

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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby JT99 » 01 Oct 2017, 19:40

These guys #KnowBaseball
Baltimore Orioles O/U 84.5 -- Frank the Tank -- UNDER -- Orioles finished 75-87
Boston Red Sox O/U 91.5 -- Prez -- OVER -- Red Sox finished 93-69
Chicago Cubs O/U 96.5 -- BD79 -- UNDER -- Cubs finished 92-70
Cleveland Indians O/U 93.5 -- mj3528 -- OVER -- Indians finished 102-60
Detroit Tigers O/U 84.5 -- Greg's Kite-- UNDER -- Tigers finished 64-98
Kansas City Royals O/U 81.5 -- JT99 -- UNDER -- Royals finished 80-82
Minnesota Twins O/U 70.5 -- Jike -- OVER -- Twins finished 85-77
New York Yankees O/U 83.5 -- bosux -- OVER -- Yankees finished 91-71
Toronto Blue Jays O/U 85.5 -- ctz31 -- UNDER -- Blue Jays finished 76-86


These guys are #BadAtBaseball
Cincinnati Reds O/U 73.5 -- Clayton Bigsby -- OVER -- Reds finished 68-94
Milwaukee Brewers O/U 71.5 -- Rodney Farva -- UNDER -- Brewers finished 86-76
New York Mets O/U 90.5 -- chrisco -- OVER -- Mets finished 70-92
Philadelphia Phillies O/U 72.5 -- Balls -- OVER -- Phillies finished 66-96
Tampa Bay Rays O/U 75.5 -- Goose -- UNDER -- Rays finished 80-82
Texas Rangers O/U 85.5 -- oj#'s -- OVER -- Rangers finished 78-84


These guys #KnowNothing

Assignments:
Arizona Diamonbacks O/U 78.5 -- MTM
Atlanta Braves O/U 71.5 -- Yokel
Chicago White Sox O/U 71.5 -- mister bacon
Colorado Rockies O/U 80.5 -- babylurch
Houston Astros O/U 87.5 -- the cheese
Los Angeles Angels O/U 76.5 -- DtheFritz
Los Angeles Dodgers O/U 92.5 -- Courtesy Flush
Miami Marlins O/U 76.5 -- Theny
Oakland Athletics O/U 66.5 -- PJ76
Pittsburgh Pirates O/U 85.5 -- The Wolf
San Diego Padres O/U 64.5 -- Jew Jitsu
San Francisco Giants O/U 87.5 -- Dr. Jeckyll
Seattle Mariners O/U 85.5 -- XLChamp
St. Louis Cardinals O/U 88.5 -- Iron Mike Sharpe
Washington Nationals O/U 90.5 -- LDOT
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Oct 2017, 07:14

i would have said the under. the season is over and i have no idea how many games they won. i know they beat the 'lins in the last one though! Hopefully that was not #72


ETA - HAHAHA HOLY SHIT IT WAS #72!! I cant even make a correct pick after the fact. I bet that was a punch in the dick for a shitload of people.
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