2017 MLB Previews

2017 MLB Previews

Postby JT99 » 06 Mar 2017, 13:02

Let's make the previews really easy this year so, you know, people actually do them.

Format:
1. Post 1-3 gifs representing how the team's season will go
2. Post photo of a good-looking person
3. Make a prediction on the over/under

Assignments:
Arizona Diamonbacks O/U 78.5 -- MTM
Atlanta Braves O/U 71.5 -- Yokel
Baltimore Orioles O/U 84.5 -- Frank the Tank -- UNDER
Boston Red Sox O/U 91.5 -- Prez -- OVER
Chicago Cubs O/U 96.5 -- BD79 -- UNDER
Chicago White Sox O/U 71.5 -- mister bacon
Cincinnati Reds O/U 73.5 -- Clayton Bigsby -- OVER
Cleveland Indians O/U 93.5 -- mj3528 -- OVER
Colorado Rockies O/U 80.5 -- babylurch
Detroit Tigers O/U 84.5 -- Greg's Kite-- UNDER
Houston Astros O/U 87.5 -- the cheese
Kansas City Royals O/U 81.5 -- JT99 -- UNDER
Los Angeles Angels O/U 76.5 -- DtheFritz
Los Angeles Dodgers O/U 92.5 -- Courtesy Flush
Miami Marlins O/U 76.5 -- Theny
Milwaukee Brewers O/U 71.5 -- Rodney Farva -- UNDER
Minnesota Twins O/U 70.5 -- Jike -- OVER
New York Mets O/U 90.5 -- chrisco -- OVER
New York Yankees O/U 83.5 -- bosux -- OVER
Oakland Athletics O/U 66.5 -- PJ76
Philadelphia Phillies O/U 72.5 -- Balls -- OVER
Pittsburgh Pirates O/U 85.5 -- The Wolf
San Diego Padres O/U 64.5 -- Jew Jitsu
San Francisco Giants O/U 87.5 -- Dr. Jeckyll
Seattle Mariners O/U 85.5 -- XLChamp
St. Louis Cardinals O/U 88.5 -- Iron Mike Sharpe
Tampa Bay Rays O/U 75.5 -- Goose -- UNDER
Texas Rangers O/U 85.5 -- oj#'s -- OVER
Toronto Blue Jays O/U 85.5 -- ctz31 -- UNDER
Washington Nationals O/U 90.5 -- LDOT
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Mar 2017, 13:11

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UNDER.
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby JT99 » 06 Mar 2017, 13:21

KANSAS CITY ROYALS O/U 81.5

HITTING:

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PITCHING:

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OVERALL:

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GOOD-LOOKING PERSON:

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PREDICTION: Under by .5 games
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 06 Mar 2017, 13:57

Phillies 72.5

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Hot people:
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The past 4 seasons have yielded this amount of wins: 73, 73, 63, 71.
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby ctz31 » 06 Mar 2017, 14:26

TORONTO BLUE JAYS O/U 85.5

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I sense a fall from grace this year w these canadian fuckers.

UNDER
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Postby Gregs Kite » 06 Mar 2017, 14:31

Detroit Tigers O/U 84.5

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UNDER.
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Postby mj3528 » 06 Mar 2017, 14:50

Cleveland Indians o/u 93.5

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OVER
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby chrisco » 06 Mar 2017, 15:30

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OVER
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 06 Mar 2017, 15:50

please remove Bartolo from your preview, he's a barve now and all his home runs will be ours
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby chrisco » 06 Mar 2017, 16:10

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:please remove Bartolo from your preview, he's a barve now and all his home runs will be ours

Should I digitally remove Princess Leia as well?
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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby Prez » 06 Mar 2017, 17:10

JT99 wrote:Boston Red Sox O/U 91.5 -- Prez


This guy is gone:

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I'm crying too:

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We still got one hell of an outfield:

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Typical Sox fan?

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This is more likely:

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91.5 wins?

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Over

Bonus gif!:

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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby bosux » 06 Mar 2017, 17:15

NY Yankees

O/U 83.5

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fuck it...kids got me all enthused...ovah
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Postby Rodney Farva » 07 Mar 2017, 11:38

Milwaukee Brewers O/U 71.5

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might be the worst team in baseball this year. UNDERRRRRR
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Postby Frank the Tank » 07 Mar 2017, 16:50

Baltimore Orioles - 84.5

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Re: 2017 MLB Previews

Postby JichaelDick » 07 Mar 2017, 19:00

Minnesota Twins-O/U 70.5 winss

After an 83-win season in 2015, things looked bright for a young Twins team...

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But a huge regression in 2016 saw Minnesota finish with the worst record in baseball.

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The Twins are hoping some defensive changes will help, but will it be enough to make a 12-game leap?

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I'm gonna say yeah. Why not? 83 wins in 2015 may have been more than the Twins talent should have gotten, but this isn't a 100-loss team, either. Take the OVER

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