MLB 2016 Team Previews

Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby Prez » 28 Mar 2016, 16:57

JT99 wrote:Let's make the previews really easy this year so, you know, people actually do them.

Format:
1. Post 1-3 gifs representing how the team's season will go
2. Post photo of a good-looking person
3. Make a prediction on the over/under

Assignments:
Arizona Diamonbacks 84.5 -- PJ76
Atlanta Braves 65.0 -- Yokel -- UNDER
Baltimore Orioles 80.5 -- Gregs Kite -- SEE CINCINNATI
Boston Red Sox 85.5 -- Frank the Tank -- UNDER
Chicago Cubs 89.0 -- BD79
Chicago White Sox 80.5 -- NAG
Cincinnati Reds 71.0 -- Clayton Bigsby -- I HAVE NO IDEA
Cleveland Indians 84.0 -- mj3528 -- OVER
Colorado Rockies 68.5 -- Goose -- UNDER
Detroit Tigers 85.0 -- Prez -- OVER
Houston Astros 85.5 -- Jike -- OVER
Kansas City Royals 87.0 -- the cheese
Los Angeles Angels 82.5 -- LDOT
Los Angeles Dodgers 87.0 -- Courtesy Flush
Miami Marlins 80.5 -- Theny
Milwaukee Brewers 71.5 -- Rodney Farva -- UNDER
Minnesota Twins 77.5 -- MTM
New York Mets 88.0 -- chrisco
New York Yankees 85.0 -- bosux
Oakland Athletics 75.5 -- Mario Speedwagon
Philadelphia Phillies 66.5 -- Balls -- OVER
Pittsburgh Pirates 87.0 -- Dthefritz
San Diego Padres 74.0 -- JT99 -- UNDER
San Francisco Giants 90.0 -- oj#'s
Seattle Mariners 83.0 -- Big John Studd
St. Louis Cardinals 87.5 -- Colonel Angus
Tampa Bay Rays 78.0 -- Shamgod
Texas Rangers 86.0 -- ONTB
Toronto Blue Jays 87.0 -- ctz31 -- OVER
Washington Nationals 87.0 -- nova


Any of you fuckers plan on doing your assignment? Karate really made it easy, like you don't even need to like baseball to complete it.

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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby bosux » 28 Mar 2016, 18:06

i will do a Yankee preview...stay tuned!!!
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby CourtesyFlush » 28 Mar 2016, 20:24

LA Dodgers O/U 87.0 wins
So they got pitchers
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And they got fielders
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And hitters
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And great fans
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And one more season of this guy :sniff:
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So what's the verdict...over or under?
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby OJ8871440 » 02 Apr 2016, 20:45

San Francisco Baseball Giants O/U 90 wins

It's an even year

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While they added Cueto, Span4America, and Errol Flynn, they'll be without long hair, don't care

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Still, it's a pretty strong rotation with Bumgarner, Cueto, and Samardzija so they shouldn't sneak up on anyone

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It depends on how Cain and Peavy do in the backend of the rotation but I think the Dodgers and DBacks both eat into the Giants potential win percentage

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UNDER 90 is the pick here

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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby chrisco » 02 Apr 2016, 21:24

OK Familia...lets do this:

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After last year's AMAZIN run and heart break, the temptation might be to do this:

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But we are not idiots. Last year had it all...and we brought most of it back.

The Mets lost Murphy and Meijia managed to get suspended from baseball for life. They are the stupids and shit like this prolly happens to them:

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Anyway where were we?

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Um...not yet. We are here?

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Ok....anyway let's get sexy...

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Apparently I don't want to preview that hard. Here's the call...I think they PUSH.
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby bosux » 04 Apr 2016, 15:03

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today's rainout allows me to make good

Despite two of our young studs (bird, mitchell) suffering grave injury, I still feel frisky about our chances in the AL Least.

Rotation is OK 1-4...CC looks as fucking useless as he's been over the last 3 years and OF COURSE they reward him with the #5 starter job

Bullpen should be nasty, as discussed.

Lineup will likely be hampered by the human vaginal strain aka jacoby ellsbury at or near the top of the order

I actually like the rest of the lineup, and didi gregorious is my sleeper all star pic...check that, i think chase headley is toast...rest of the bunch should be ok

Should be an interesting year, but fuckin a this ownership group seems determined to make the stadium experience as expensive and sterile as possible...i might drop my tickets after this year /ctz /yeah ok :eyeroll:

IF they can stay healthy, over 85 wins is EASY money

PRAY BAWR!!!
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Apr 2016, 17:53

Chicago Cubs O/U 89 wins

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OVER--They won 97 last year, with a similar division though a theoretically weakened Cardinals team. Young hitters should be better (buy stock in Addison Russell now!), pitching could be a concern, pen is solid but terrifying in big games. Still, I don't think they're 8 worse than last year. Over is the play.
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby Dthefritz » 04 Apr 2016, 19:20

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Kevin...God Dammit.

I'd give you advice on the over/under. That is, IF GAMBLING WERE LEEGAL@#!L!LOLOL!OLO!LOL!OL$OL!$OL!O$L!O$LO!$LO!$LOLOL$!OLO%LO$L!O$L.
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby Dthefritz » 04 Apr 2016, 19:20

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Kevin...God Dammit.

I'd give you advice on the over/under. That is, IF GAMBLING WERE LEEGAL@#!L!LOLOL!OLO!LOL!OL$OL!$OL!O$L!O$LO!$LO!$LOLOL$!OLO%LO$L!O$L.
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby Rodney Farva » 05 Apr 2016, 06:26

didn't get better the second time around
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby Briandong79 » 13 Sep 2016, 11:39

Briandong79 wrote:Chicago Cubs O/U 89 wins

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OVER--They won 97 last year, with a similar division though a theoretically weakened Cardinals team. Young hitters should be better (buy stock in Addison Russell now!), pitching could be a concern, pen is solid but terrifying in big games. Still, I don't think they're 8 worse than last year. Over is the play.


I thought the O/U was 92 for some reason and I was going to come in and mention they hit it on September 12. Turns out they hit it on September 5.

LOL at pitching being a concern. Happy with the Addy pick though. Pen has obviously become less terrifying.
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby Goose » 14 Sep 2016, 12:31

Since this was near the top of the queue I figured I would check on my prediction. How'd I do?

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Looks like the Rockies are over with seven games to play. I guess I'll have to concede the loss at this point, unless there's some kind of NCAA type sanctions that vacate a few of their wins.

These are the Rockies telling me to kiss their ass (NSWF-ish):

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And these are the Rockies walking out of my life (NSWF-ish):

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At least that's what I'd like to think it looks like.
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby ctz31 » 14 Sep 2016, 14:09

I need the blow jays to go 9-9 to hit my over. But I need them to lose for my yankees. Quite the conundrum!
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby CourtesyFlush » 14 Sep 2016, 14:11

ctz31 wrote:I need the blow jays to go 9-9 to hit my over. But I need them to lose for my yankees. Quite the conundrum!

What's a conundrum?
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Re: MLB 2016 Team Previews

Postby mj3528 » 14 Sep 2016, 14:16

CourtesyFlush wrote:
ctz31 wrote:I need the blow jays to go 9-9 to hit my over. But I need them to lose for my yankees. Quite the conundrum!

What's a conundrum?


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