The Umpire thread

Re: The Umpire thread

Postby bosux » 11 Mar 2017, 10:19

JichaelDick wrote:
mj3528 wrote:one very big reason that FTT will not become Prez's umpiring partner:

https://apnews.com/35dc9029f06845e788c02258d6524b76?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=APSouthRegion


Supposedly a friend of mine taught said drunk umpire a few years back.


Have you ever considered umpiring, jike?
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if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 11 Mar 2017, 10:32

actually i think ftt would be a tremendous umpire
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 11 Mar 2017, 10:35

Rodney Farva wrote:actually i think ftt would be a tremendous umpire


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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby JichaelDick » 11 Mar 2017, 13:00

bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
mj3528 wrote:one very big reason that FTT will not become Prez's umpiring partner:

https://apnews.com/35dc9029f06845e788c02258d6524b76?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=APSouthRegion


Supposedly a friend of mine taught said drunk umpire a few years back.


Have you ever considered umpiring, jike?


Did it once as a ute, and absolutely not
TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby bosux » 11 Mar 2017, 13:05

JichaelDick wrote:
bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
mj3528 wrote:one very big reason that FTT will not become Prez's umpiring partner:

https://apnews.com/35dc9029f06845e788c02258d6524b76?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=APSouthRegion


Supposedly a friend of mine taught said drunk umpire a few years back.


Have you ever considered umpiring, jike?


Did it once as a ute, and absolutely not


care to elucidate?
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby JichaelDick » 11 Mar 2017, 13:12

bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
mj3528 wrote:one very big reason that FTT will not become Prez's umpiring partner:

https://apnews.com/35dc9029f06845e788c02258d6524b76?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=APSouthRegion


Supposedly a friend of mine taught said drunk umpire a few years back.


Have you ever considered umpiring, jike?


Did it once as a ute, and absolutely not


care to elucidate?


Friend of minewas umping behind the plate, and the guy that was supposed to do the bases got sick, so I covered. I got hit with a foul ball, I got yelled at by insane parents on a pretty easy call at first (kid had pulled his foot off the bag before the ball got there and never went back), and a coach yelled at me on a safe call on a steal (ball beat the kid, but the shortstop never put the tag down until after the kid hit the bag). I hated it.
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby bosux » 11 Mar 2017, 13:46

JichaelDick wrote:
bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
mj3528 wrote:one very big reason that FTT will not become Prez's umpiring partner:

https://apnews.com/35dc9029f06845e788c02258d6524b76?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=APSouthRegion


Supposedly a friend of mine taught said drunk umpire a few years back.


Have you ever considered umpiring, jike?


Did it once as a ute, and absolutely not


care to elucidate?


Friend of minewas umping behind the plate, and the guy that was supposed to do the bases got sick, so I covered. I got hit with a foul ball, I got yelled at by insane parents on a pretty easy call at first (kid had pulled his foot off the bag before the ball got there and never went back), and a coach yelled at me on a safe call on a steal (ball beat the kid, but the shortstop never put the tag down until after the kid hit the bag). I hated it.


i think you'd be a good ump, but if you hate confrontation, maybe no a good fit
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby mj3528 » 11 Mar 2017, 14:02

bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
bosux wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
mj3528 wrote:one very big reason that FTT will not become Prez's umpiring partner:

https://apnews.com/35dc9029f06845e788c02258d6524b76?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=APSouthRegion


Supposedly a friend of mine taught said drunk umpire a few years back.


Have you ever considered umpiring, jike?


Did it once as a ute, and absolutely not


care to elucidate?


Friend of minewas umping behind the plate, and the guy that was supposed to do the bases got sick, so I covered. I got hit with a foul ball, I got yelled at by insane parents on a pretty easy call at first (kid had pulled his foot off the bag before the ball got there and never went back), and a coach yelled at me on a safe call on a steal (ball beat the kid, but the shortstop never put the tag down until after the kid hit the bag). I hated it.


i think you'd be a good ump, but if you hate confrontation, maybe no a good fit


Reffing, umpiring intermurals in college was some decent easy money.
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby bosux » 11 Mar 2017, 14:09

cool story, mj
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby Prez » 24 Mar 2017, 07:52

First game of the year is tomorrow (varsity scrimmage). I'm not ready #-o
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 24 Mar 2017, 07:59

Prez wrote:First game of the year is tomorrow (varsity scrimmage). I'm not ready #-o


What's there to be ready for? Make sure the gear is in the car, chug an Ensure, and giddy up.
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby mj3528 » 24 Mar 2017, 09:22

Frank the Tank wrote:
Prez wrote:First game of the year is tomorrow (varsity scrimmage). I'm not ready #-o


What's there to be ready for? Make sure the gear is in the car, chug an Ensure, and giddy up.


Prez needs to get to back to under #2hunnna to impress the umpire groupies.
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 24 Mar 2017, 09:23

mj3528 wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
Prez wrote:First game of the year is tomorrow (varsity scrimmage). I'm not ready #-o


What's there to be ready for? Make sure the gear is in the car, chug an Ensure, and giddy up.


Prez needs to get to back to over 275 to impress the umpire groupies.
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby Prez » 24 Mar 2017, 16:06

Frank the Tank wrote:
Prez wrote:First game of the year is tomorrow (varsity scrimmage). I'm not ready #-o


What's there to be ready for? Make sure the gear is in the car, chug an Ensure, and giddy up.


My readiness has zero to do with my weight or how I look. It's all about mechanics and rules, I haven't umpired since last July (early June since I've done a game with high school rules). I'm not really concerned, it will come back quick. A lot of what's involved with being good enough to get respect from the coaches is timing and professionalism, It does take a game or two to feel comfortable and back in the groove. Tomorrow is a scrimmage, if it was a real game, I'd be uneasy, bordering on nervous.
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Re: The Umpire thread

Postby Prez » 27 Mar 2017, 07:09

Prez wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
Prez wrote:First game of the year is tomorrow (varsity scrimmage). I'm not ready #-o


What's there to be ready for? Make sure the gear is in the car, chug an Ensure, and giddy up.


My readiness has zero to do with my weight or how I look. It's all about mechanics and rules, I haven't umpired since last July (early June since I've done a game with high school rules). I'm not really concerned, it will come back quick. A lot of what's involved with being good enough to get respect from the coaches is timing and professionalism, It does take a game or two to feel comfortable and back in the groove. Tomorrow is a scrimmage, if it was a real game, I'd be uneasy, bordering on nervous.


Game went fine, the weather was better than expected.

I went 3 innings on the plate and 2 innings on the bases. Everything came right back to me and I feel much better now about the season even if I don't do another scrimmage. (I have one scheduled for today, but it's raining)
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