Frank the Tank wrote: Prez wrote:
First game of the year is tomorrow (varsity scrimmage). I'm not ready
What's there to be ready for? Make sure the gear is in the car, chug an Ensure, and giddy up.
My readiness has zero to do with my weight or how I look. It's all about mechanics and rules, I haven't umpired since last July (early June since I've done a game with high school rules). I'm not really concerned, it will come back quick. A lot of what's involved with being good enough to get respect from the coaches is timing and professionalism, It does take a game or two to feel comfortable and back in the groove. Tomorrow is a scrimmage, if it was a real game, I'd be uneasy, bordering on nervous.
Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250