The Cash Money Marlin-aires

The Cash Money Marlin-aires

Postby Theny » 02 Dec 2011, 04:54

The MIAMI Marlins see your papelboner philly, and raise you a Heath Bell. Championship.

Balls, I think they managed to keep the fish tank behind home plate.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 02 Dec 2011, 10:24

Theny wrote:The MIAMI Marlins see your papelboner philly, and raise you a Heath Bell. Championship.

Balls, I think they managed to keep the fish tank behind home plate.


First!

Great thread title, and awesome on the tank.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Dec 2011, 22:41

According to the internet, we got Reyes. He's gonna look great in the Marlins lineup.

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Postby JichaelDick » 04 Dec 2011, 22:46

There is absolutely no one who can make that hat look good.

Over/under on Reyes/Guillen verbal spats: 25.5
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Postby Rodney Farva » 04 Dec 2011, 22:55

Dear Theny,

Hanley. A couple questions there. Third base? First base? Trade bait for pitching? What are the rumors, what do you think they will do, what do you want them to do.

Thank you.
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Re: The Cash Money Marlin-aires

Postby Theny » 05 Dec 2011, 02:32

Rodney Farva wrote:Dear Theny,

Hanley. A couple questions there. Third base? First base? Trade bait for pitching? What are the rumors, what do you think they will do, what do you want them to do.

Thank you.
Farva


Everyone hates him. Everyone. He gets booed at charity events. But it wouldn't be smart to trade him, he re-signed relatively cheap. I'd stick him in center and hope he adjusts his attitude at some point this year.
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Re: The Cash Money Marlin-aires

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 05 Dec 2011, 12:49

The Marlinaires are a "we" now, theny? Really?
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Postby Colonel Angus » 05 Dec 2011, 13:30

Is that really the 'lins' new hat?
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Postby Theny » 05 Dec 2011, 17:21

@bixby: not sure yet if they're "we".

@angus: yes. I like it.
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Re: The Cash Money Marlin-aires

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Dec 2011, 19:49

MLB has met with the Marlins to discuss Pujols' contract. Looking very likely to sign.
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Postby Theny » 06 Dec 2011, 19:54

Briandong79 wrote:MLB has met with the Marlins to discuss Pujols' contract. Looking very likely to sign.


I'm told the one hold up was a no-trade clause.

Espn deportes has a story saying Hanley won't move from SS. Prick.
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Re: The Cash Money Marlin-aires

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Dec 2011, 20:16

Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:MLB has met with the Marlins to discuss Pujols' contract. Looking very likely to sign.


I'm told the one hold up was a no-trade clause.

Espn deportes has a story saying Hanley won't move from SS. Prick.


I read Hanley is personally contacting other teams.
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Postby Theny » 06 Dec 2011, 22:09

Briandong79 wrote:
Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:MLB has met with the Marlins to discuss Pujols' contract. Looking very likely to sign.


I'm told the one hold up was a no-trade clause.

Espn deportes has a story saying Hanley won't move from SS. Prick.


I read Hanley is personally contacting other teams.


The organization will call his bluff I think. For one thing, I find it hard to believe they'd sign Reyes without at least talking to Hanley first. I can't see them trading him in the offseason when his value is so low, between his unhappiness and the fact that he had such a crappy year last year. His value is too low. But if and when they can get a great # 2 starter to compliment JOsh Johnson I'd do it in a heartbeat. Though Gaby Sanchez could get you that as well. My guess is they keep his sorry ass around and make him play center or 3rd. Or sit and don't get paid. Bitch.
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Re: The Cash Money Marlin-aires

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 06 Dec 2011, 22:59

Angels have jumped into the Pujols talks.
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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 07 Dec 2011, 14:48

Looks like the Marlins have exited the Pujols talks and are focusing on Fielder.
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