The Texas Rangers thread

Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby TVF wannabe » 01 Apr 2014, 12:22

overblown story. It's a ledge, people put shit on it, they need to stop acting like it was an intentional disrespect to his memory.
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby ctz31 » 24 Apr 2014, 07:24

Who the f is the Marteen Perez? 26 straight scoreless innings to start the season. Oral Hersh and his hallowed record better watch out.
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby ctz31 » 20 Jul 2014, 15:47

Double post.

http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/11237346/colby-lewis-texas-rangers-problem-colby-rasmus-bunt

Lewis, the Rangers' starting pitcher, exchanged words with Rasmus during the fifth inning of Texas' 4-1 loss Saturday. The right-hander was irked when Rasmus laid down a two-out bunt single with the Blue Jays up 2-0 and the Rangers playing the shift.


I think the "disrespecting the game" movement has officially bottomed out w this one. "he bunted against a shift!!!!". Bunch a faggots in this game.
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby Theny » 20 Jul 2014, 16:08

Colbys should stick together, not fight.
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 20 Jul 2014, 18:02

If shifting itself is not disrespecting the game, then bunting against the shift is not disrespecting the game.
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 20 Jul 2014, 21:31

I love his reasoning that since Rasmus didn't attempt to steal 2nd right away, he obv didn't care about scoring, just raising his BA.... I can't believe Brian McCann isn't involved in this idiocy somehow.
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby Briandong79 » 27 Aug 2014, 16:25

I never realized that Adrian Beltre apparently hates it when people touch his head:

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Beltre and Miggy getting into a nut tap fight is great:

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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 11 Sep 2014, 09:44

Ron Washington rumored to have resigned over a sexual assault allegation.

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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby IhateTomBrady » 28 Mar 2015, 09:40

No Yu, Fielder is stil a fat POS, Chi Chi Gomzalez starting the season in the minors. This team might have 100 Ls this year.
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Oct 2015, 08:47

First of all:

IhateTomBrady wrote:No Yu, Fielder is stil a fat POS, Chi Chi Gomzalez starting the season in the minors. This team might have 100 Ls this year.


Whoops.

Secondly, Cole Hamels is OLD SKOOL and ANTI-BAT FLIP.

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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby JT99 » 15 May 2016, 17:35

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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby bosux » 15 May 2016, 21:41

instant swag loss...let's see another bat flip lol
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 16 May 2016, 07:15

I can't decide if Bautista has an iron jaw or Odor just has a weak hook. I saw the gif first, didn't see the full highlight for a while after and i was stunned Bautista stayed on his feet. Leaning iron jaw because that punch is beautiful in the gif. anyway, that was awesome. Odor punched another guy too. He was heated!
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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 May 2016, 07:37

SouthernYokel wrote:I can't decide if Bautista has an iron jaw or Odor just has a weak hook. I saw the gif first, didn't see the full highlight for a while after and i was stunned Bautista stayed on his feet. Leaning iron jaw because that punch is beautiful in the gif. anyway, that was awesome. Odor punched another guy too. He was heated!


C'mon man, is this your first day? Little visual stimulation, please! lol

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Re: The Texas Rangers thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 16 May 2016, 07:55

that is what JT's twitter link was 2 posts above, but i agree that embedding in the thread is preferable. i could watch this all day.

eta - i mean, the target is so small...that big ass helmet and the sunglasses, Odor could have bashed his hand up good and not hurt Bautista at all but that was a perfect punch, WHILE fending him off with his other arm. Dude should switch sprots.

eta 2 - the backhand slap with the glove after he trucks him is a great move as well. new favorite baseball player.
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