Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 06 Apr 2010, 11:35

Pretty good antics by Bay on opening day. I don't want to jinx him, but he's on pace for a 324-hit season.
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby chrisco » 06 Apr 2010, 11:53

Clayton Bigsby wrote:Pretty good antics by Bay on opening day. I don't want to jinx him, but he's on pace for a 324-hit season.

If he does that, Brooklyn might even have to step up and make him the grand marshal of this:

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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Prez » 06 Apr 2010, 13:44

Clayton Bigsby wrote:Pretty good antics by Bay on opening day. I don't want to jinx him, but he's on pace for a 324-hit season.


That would be awesome, but not quite as much as Poo-Holes 324 HR season.
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 06 Apr 2010, 14:29

Prez wrote:
Clayton Bigsby wrote:Pretty good antics by Bay on opening day. I don't want to jinx him, but he's on pace for a 324-hit season.


That would be awesome, but not quite as much as Poo-Holes 324 HR season.


Be realistic, Prez. No one can keep up that pace.
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 20 Jul 2010, 20:56

Remember that one time he struck out with multiple runners on? Classic. :lol: :lol: :lol: ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 03 Dec 2010, 11:19

WHAT IF the Six had re-signed Jason Bay? OMG!

Bay is notorious for playing through conditions when most other players would have opted to take the day off. (As noted by Terry Francona, Bay has a stubbornness streak that makes Monte Python's Black Knight and Boxer from Animal Farm look like slackers.) So, what kept Bay out of the lineup for so long? Well, it seems that in late July the injury bug that decimated the 2010 Red Sox got as bored as a MMA fan watching a Jane Austen adaptation, and decided to start taking out members of the 2009 Red Sox just for kicks. Bay ran into a wall at Dodger Stadium trying to run down a fly ball, suffering a whiplash-induced concussion. Although he finished out the series, he developed symptoms while flying out of town, and didn't return to the field in 2010.


Solid antic.
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Rodney Farva » 03 Dec 2010, 16:07

that is some doozian writing right there.
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby TheWolf » 03 Dec 2010, 17:32

Holy shit was that fucking terrible.
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 01 Feb 2011, 16:24

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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Rodney Farva » 01 Feb 2011, 23:18

Clayton Bigsby wrote:likes to pull it


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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 15 Sep 2011, 15:00

In a season almost free of antics, Jason Bay finally managed a good one: PLAYER OF THE WEEK

Then he went home to his wife and got to third base, over the pants.

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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 15 Sep 2011, 17:03

He has the same eyebrows as Mr. Met

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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 15 Jul 2013, 07:37

Here's a good antic from a player we all probably thought was dead. At the break, OB Jason Bay has 11 homers! Not bad. He also has a total of 20 RBI. How the f does that happen with that many HR?
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby someguysomewhere » 15 Jul 2013, 11:10

Clayton Bigsby wrote:Here's a good antic from a player we all probably thought was dead. At the break, OB Jason Bay has 11 homers! Not bad. He also has a total of 20 RBI. How the f does that happen with that many HR?


I don't even know, man. I'm just really excited by the youth and potential of him and Ibanez. The M's should be set at the corner outfield positions for at least 5 years now.
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Re: Favorite Jason Bay Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Rodney Farva » 15 Jul 2013, 11:44

question for clay tone: going back to your post above from september 2011, third base over the pants? is such a thing possible? are these things defined differently in the couv? i don't understand.

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