Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 23 Sep 2014, 12:08

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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby nova » 24 Sep 2014, 11:19

Thread title needs to be changed. Two years of playoffs?

I'm thinking Back in Black since the Pirates wear black, and have two really fucking good coons on their roster.
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 24 Sep 2014, 11:35

They are going to win the division.
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 28 Sep 2014, 16:17

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:They are going to win the division.


Or, y'know, not. Bad sports day in Pittsburgh.
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 28 Sep 2014, 17:52

Not so sure it's that bad...the Nats are good, but if I were Pittsburgh, I wouldn't want to see Kershaw twice.
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby Prez » 21 Apr 2015, 02:34

Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:04 pm Briandong79 Anybody see the woman get drilled by the foul ball in the Cubs game through the screen? I'm legitimately surprised she didn't die.
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:04 pm JT99 yeah, at first that looked like not much, then looked horrific
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:05 pm BostonSucksMyBalls How tf did it even happen? Is the net that loose?
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:06 pm JT99 I think that the net has a give of an inch, maybe two, so I was really surprised that was possible
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:09 pm Briandong79 Yeah I would have thought it was just a tiny amount of give and fluky timing, but it actually looks like it moved back quite a bit. And it's not like Castro smoked it.
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:11 pm JT99 potential lawsuit, I assume?
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:12 pm Briandong79 Pirates just released a statement she was taken to a hospital and was conscious
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:13 pm Briandong79 Would be a pretty easy settlement if she wanted to pursue it



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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby SDGuy » 21 Apr 2015, 21:36

Gotta keep your head on a swivel
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 22 May 2015, 09:23

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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby JT99 » 07 Jun 2015, 10:44

BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 08 Jun 2015, 08:22

helluva shirt there parker lewis
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby JT99 » 08 Jun 2015, 08:23

SouthernYokel wrote:helluva shirt there parker lewis


Bucco's colors, doe
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 08 Jun 2015, 09:40

How did they get that many people to go to a Braves game?
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 18 Sep 2015, 11:11

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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 18 Sep 2015, 11:13

Thanks to former Ole Miss Rebel Chris Coghlan.

It's a shame that the second-best team in the NL is going to end up going one-and-done in the playoffs.
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Re: Consistent Futility: The Pittsburgh Pirates Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 18 Sep 2015, 11:15

They might not finish with the second best record.
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