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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Prez » 20 Aug 2013, 14:21

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Is it out of line of me to go as the Boston Bomber for Halloween? I mean would people get it?


I don't think you have the rugged good looks to pull it off.

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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 20 Aug 2013, 14:48

Prez wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Is it out of line of me to go as the Boston Bomber for Halloween? I mean would people get it?


I don't think you have the rugged good looks to pull it off.

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Obviously. I do have that picture hanging in my office though as a tribute to the great work that man has done.

I dont really, but I would like to.
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Aug 2013, 16:23

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Is it out of line of me to go as the Boston Bomber for Halloween? I mean would people get it?


I don't think you have the rugged good looks to pull it off.

Image


Obviously. I do have that picture hanging in my office though as a tribute to the great work that man has done.

I dont really, but I would like to.


omg jitz ur sooooooo bad
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 20 Aug 2013, 16:43

Gregs Kite wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Is it out of line of me to go as the Boston Bomber for Halloween? I mean would people get it?


I don't think you have the rugged good looks to pull it off.

Image


Obviously. I do have that picture hanging in my office though as a tribute to the great work that man has done.

I dont really, but I would like to.


omg jitz ur sooooooo bad


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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Rodney Farva » 21 Aug 2013, 05:46

you and philly jim could dress for halloween together (assume you always do), one of you can be the dead brother and the other can be the one who survived.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Prez » 28 Sep 2013, 16:38

Even by today's crazy standards, 5 yrs. $90 mil seems excessive for Hunter Pence
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby SDGuy » 28 Sep 2013, 18:46

Prez wrote:Even by today's crazy standards, 5 yrs. $90 mil seems excessive for Hunter Pence


Didn't realize he was 30. That's an awful contract.
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Theny » 28 Sep 2013, 19:03

You'll never win a WS without the hunter pences of the world.
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Prez » 28 Sep 2013, 22:38

Theny wrote:You'll never win a WS without the hunter pences of the world.


This is true, but the Hunter Pences of the world don't typically make $18 mil/yr.
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Aug 2017, 07:07

Fucking sack of shit.

At the end of the day, I just never felt comfortable in Boston. It had nothing to do with the organization, or my teammates, or the fans, or the city. Everybody was great to me. I think it was just something that happens sometimes — you don’t feel comfortable somewhere, or you don’t fit in, even if you’re in a place you chose to be.

In Boston, I was lost.

It just never felt like home.


You were......lost? Is that what we call this?

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This was beautiful, though:

And I knew that I had been welcomed back — that the Giants fans who I had missed so much wanted me here.


Keep in mind, these are the same fans that blindly cheered for the most blatant, surly cheater in modern sports history, so it stands to reason they're cool with your fat ass hitting a double.

Balls, thoughts?
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 15 Aug 2017, 07:12

Gregs Kite wrote:Fucking sack of shit.

At the end of the day, I just never felt comfortable in Boston. It had nothing to do with the organization, or my teammates, or the fans, or the city. Everybody was great to me. I think it was just something that happens sometimes — you don’t feel comfortable somewhere, or you don’t fit in, even if you’re in a place you chose to be.

In Boston, I was lost.

It just never felt like home.


You were......lost? Is that what we call this?

Image

This was beautiful, though:

And I knew that I had been welcomed back — that the Giants fans who I had missed so much wanted me here.


Keep in mind, these are the same fans that blindly cheered for the most blatant, surly cheater in modern sports history, so it stands to reason they're cool with your fat ass hitting a double.

Balls, thoughts?


No, Ortiz was a Red Sock.
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Aug 2017, 11:43

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Fucking sack of shit.

At the end of the day, I just never felt comfortable in Boston. It had nothing to do with the organization, or my teammates, or the fans, or the city. Everybody was great to me. I think it was just something that happens sometimes — you don’t feel comfortable somewhere, or you don’t fit in, even if you’re in a place you chose to be.

In Boston, I was lost.

It just never felt like home.


You were......lost? Is that what we call this?

Image

This was beautiful, though:

And I knew that I had been welcomed back — that the Giants fans who I had missed so much wanted me here.


Keep in mind, these are the same fans that blindly cheered for the most blatant, surly cheater in modern sports history, so it stands to reason they're cool with your fat ass hitting a double.

Balls, thoughts?


No, Ortiz was a Red Sock.


You really got me here. Ortiz was so surly.
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Re: The San Francisco BASEBALL Giants

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Oct 2017, 09:10

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