Darren Daulton: We're all going to die!!!!

Darren Daulton: We're all going to die!!!!

Postby JichaelDick » 17 Feb 2006, 11:45

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/w ... index.html

Words just cannot describe how hilarious this is.
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Postby MoreCowbell » 17 Feb 2006, 11:59

2012 eh? Sounds good, at least I get to live out the rest of my 20's!
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Postby Montecore's Revenge » 17 Feb 2006, 12:11

Darren Daulton wrote: "Reality is created and guarded by numeric patterns that overlap and awaken human consciousness, like a giant matrix or hologram," writes the .245 lifetime hitter.


Love the juxtaposition of cult-ish quote and random stat. Hilarious.
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Re: Darren Daulton: We're all going to die!!!!

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 17 Feb 2006, 12:15

JichaelDick wrote:http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/franz_lidz/02/16/darren/index.html

Words just cannot describe how hilarious this is.


dude's clearly got some issues. i guess when you make alot of money at a young age, you can lose all sense of perspective. i found it a little bit funny, but also sad.
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Postby WampaOne » 17 Feb 2006, 12:20

My favorite part:
"Nicole just doesn't understand metaphysics"

I wonder if I can pull this off with the wampette when I am too lazy to do dishes or something.

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Once in a while, some popular random brazilian artists pulls some crap like that to the press...it?s hilarious. They appear with a red dot on the face all dressed in white, sometimes they come up with paintings of some random angel saviour with a weird name, then there?s visions of the future, bright lights, end of the world, aliens you name it. Always good for a laugh or two.
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Postby Colonel Angus » 17 Feb 2006, 13:27

His wife (maybe ex-wife now?) was on a Hooters billboard for a couple of years here in town a while back. Man, she was hot.

ETA: I am now reading the column and see that it indeed was his now ex-wife.
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 17 Feb 2006, 13:28

the one in the photo looks like Shania Twain
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Postby bosux » 17 Feb 2006, 15:03

fuckin a, dutch...what the hell happened to you?

i think kruk and dykstra need to stage an intervention and kick his ass, and then take him out for beers and strippers
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 17 Feb 2006, 15:26

bosux191820042090 wrote:fuckin a, dutch...what the hell happened to you?

i think kruk and dykstra need to stage an intervention and kick his ass, and then take him out for beers and strippers


Exactly! What the hell happed to him? '93 team reunion/intervetion!
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Postby PhillyJim76 » 17 Feb 2006, 15:30

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:fuckin a, dutch...what the hell happened to you?

i think kruk and dykstra need to stage an intervention and kick his ass, and then take him out for beers and strippers


Exactly! What the hell happed to him? '93 team reunion/intervetion!


The 97 Marlins poisoned him. I'm convinced of it. That 93 team was great. Much cooler than the 2004 Sox.
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Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 17 Feb 2006, 15:33

PhillyJim76 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:fuckin a, dutch...what the hell happened to you?

i think kruk and dykstra need to stage an intervention and kick his ass, and then take him out for beers and strippers


Exactly! What the hell happed to him? '93 team reunion/intervetion!


The 97 Marlins poisoned him. I'm convinced of it. That 93 team was great. Much cooler than the 2004 Sox.


'93 phils were the poor man's version of the '86 mets.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 17 Feb 2006, 15:34

i just liked lenny dykstra. The fact that the outfield would be brown by the 3rd inning from his monstrous dip spitting was just hilarious.
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Postby bosux » 17 Feb 2006, 15:35

Tremendous_sidePotential wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:fuckin a, dutch...what the hell happened to you?

i think kruk and dykstra need to stage an intervention and kick his ass, and then take him out for beers and strippers


Exactly! What the hell happed to him? '93 team reunion/intervetion!


The 97 Marlins poisoned him. I'm convinced of it. That 93 team was great. Much cooler than the 2004 Sox.


'93 phils were the poor man's version of the '86 mets.


wow...that's really poor
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if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Postby PhillyJim76 » 17 Feb 2006, 15:41

Tremendous_sidePotential wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:fuckin a, dutch...what the hell happened to you?

i think kruk and dykstra need to stage an intervention and kick his ass, and then take him out for beers and strippers


Exactly! What the hell happed to him? '93 team reunion/intervetion!


The 97 Marlins poisoned him. I'm convinced of it. That 93 team was great. Much cooler than the 2004 Sox.


'93 phils were the poor man's version of the '86 mets.


That is ludicrous. The 86 Mets were coke sniffing party boys. The 93 Phils were like those guys who get drunk and go looking for a fight.
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Postby Snake » 17 Feb 2006, 17:26

I don't even know what to say, except that this guy needs his own 2am public access show NOW!!!!
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