The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 23 Jul 2013, 11:34

Hopefully that drug tester in Milwaukee sues the pants off him for defamation of character.
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby someguysomewhere » 23 Jul 2013, 13:47

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Skip Schumaker wrote:I can’t stand it. It (PED use) needs to be eliminated from the game. I have an autographed Ryan Braun jersey hanging in my baseball room at home that I’ll be taking down now because I don’t want my son connecting this with what I had to do to get to to where I am and to have what I have. In my opinion, it should be an automatic lifetime ban. One strike — you’re out. … It’s ridiculous. They’re still doing it? He lied. He lied to a lot of people. I was actually convinced after that MVP year that he didn’t do anything. I think he should give that MVP trophy to Matt Kemp (runner-up in 2011). Suspend them all. It needs to get out of baseball. Watching him talk now — it makes me sick.


Stfu, Skippy. Give back his MVP trophy, the fuck outta here. Oh, and your son? Fuck him in his beady-little eyes. How about you be a fucking parent, numbnuts. Braun ain't raising your little peckerhead. You are. Dick.

Just. Legalize. It.


Agreed that's a little bit of an overreaction. He should actually take the jersey down because Braun is such a smug, lying twat. The fucker got off easy. Chances are he's never going to have to really answer any questions about this, and it certainly won't be in the grandstanding, dickheaded way he proclaimed his innocence.

Also, I'm glad they don't make a sham of the sport like college football by vacating any awards or titles.


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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Feb 2014, 20:48

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mister bacon love watching soccer. baseball is about as exciting as scratching my balls.
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 26 Feb 2014, 21:18

Hank the abandoned dog is just the kind of hook to get folks on the 'wer bandwagon.

Who says no????
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Feb 2014, 16:22

mister bacon love watching soccer. baseball is about as exciting as scratching my balls.
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby JT99 » 27 Apr 2014, 15:50

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BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Theny » 27 Apr 2014, 15:54

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I know sooner or later that's gonna happen to me playing golf. #shudder
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 28 Apr 2014, 08:02

good thing he's off the juice now or that guy's head would have exploded in a spray of Tarantino blood.
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 28 Apr 2014, 08:08

he's already proven he's a fucking idiot, but swinging a bat on the top step of the dugout is just incredibly dumb. asshole.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 30 Apr 2014, 23:32

i've got the best record in baseball, nbd.

and hey, front row amy's got some competition! the brew crew, where the high-mileage girls are keeping things tight.

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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 May 2014, 06:58

Rodney Farva wrote:i've got the best record in baseball, nbd.

and hey, front row amy's got some competition! the brew crew, where the high-mileage girls are keeping things tight.

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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby JT99 » 18 Jun 2014, 11:40

Vote Lucroy!

Suck it, IMS!
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 13 Jul 2014, 13:22



Bo Jackson, he is not.
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 19 Aug 2014, 22:05

glad I'm starting to get a little space from those miserable cardinals.

if you're wondering how front row amy is doing these days, go to her web site and click on the gallery. apparently she's been spending a lot of time this summer hanging out on a boat, wearing bikinis and stuff.
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Re: The Official Milwaukee Brewers Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 21 Aug 2014, 14:37

Aww.

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