4 months and counting...your Chicago Cubs

Re: 4 months and counting...your Chicago Cubs

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 12 Dec 2017, 09:46

Briandong79 wrote:Arrieta is reportedly looking for a $200 million deal. Welp. You're one of my favorite Cubs, Jake, but nice knowing you.


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Re: 4 months and counting...your Chicago Cubs

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Dec 2017, 09:48

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Arrieta is reportedly looking for a $200 million deal. Welp. You're one of my favorite Cubs, Jake, but nice knowing you.


I'm looking for a blow job from Alexandra Daddario whilst flying on a pterodactyl.


be sure you have enough memory left in your phone if you make that happen
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Re: 4 months and counting...your Chicago Cubs

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 12 Dec 2017, 09:49

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Arrieta is reportedly looking for a $200 million deal. Welp. You're one of my favorite Cubs, Jake, but nice knowing you.


I'm looking for a blow job from Alexandra Daddario whilst flying on a pterodactyl.


be sure you have enough memory left in your phone if you make that happen

I'll settle for just the first half of that

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Re: 4 months and counting...your Chicago Cubs

Postby Briandong79 » 13 Dec 2017, 13:48

So, Brandon Morrow has never really closed before. I'm slightly nervous about this as the way to go. I'd like to see Edwards get his shit together mentally and make a run at the closer spot, but I don't know that he has that in him.

ETA: Also it seemed like the Dodgers burnt him out in the NLCS (shutting down the Cubs, natch).
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