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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 27 Mar 2017, 13:02

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ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby SouthernYokel » 27 Mar 2017, 13:03

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby mister bacon » 27 Mar 2017, 13:06

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.



... and i stand by it.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby mj3528 » 27 Mar 2017, 13:09

mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.


... and i stand by it.


We know. Your history of defending completely illogical positions with a near impossible ferocity is well documented on the board. No one questions that.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby the cheese » 27 Mar 2017, 13:10

mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.



... and i stand by it.


Greg Maddux could bring your wife to orgasm with an 87mph split fingered fastball as she sat next to you in the upper deck and there's not a damn thing you could do about it. That's how good he was.

Who's the bitch now?
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby mister bacon » 27 Mar 2017, 13:22

the cheese wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.



... and i stand by it.


Greg Maddux could bring your wife to orgasm with an 87mph split fingered fastball as she sat next to you in the upper deck and there's not a damn thing you could do about it. That's how good he was.

Who's the bitch now?


you for assuming she wouldn't already blowing me because what else is there to do at a goddamn baseball game?
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby SouthernYokel » 27 Mar 2017, 13:29

mister bacon wrote:
the cheese wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.



... and i stand by it.


Greg Maddux could bring your wife to orgasm with an 87mph split fingered fastball as she sat next to you in the upper deck and there's not a damn thing you could do about it. That's how good he was.

Who's the bitch now?


you for assuming she wouldn't already blowing me because what else is there to do at a goddamn baseball game?


what, he's going to be throwing the orgasm fastball during the 30 seconds your wife is able to fit your hog in her mouth without needing a stretch break
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby mj3528 » 27 Mar 2017, 13:30

mister bacon wrote:
the cheese wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.



... and i stand by it.


Greg Maddux could bring your wife to orgasm with an 87mph split fingered fastball as she sat next to you in the upper deck and there's not a damn thing you could do about it. That's how good he was.

Who's the bitch now?


you for assuming she wouldn't already blowing me because what else is there to do at a goddamn baseball game?


either you or her would waive off the blowing, because as you told us last week your cock is too big for either party to enjoy that experience.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 27 Mar 2017, 13:32

When they played together on the Cubs, Mark Grace once noticed Maddux walking around the pitching mound in a very strained, uncomfortable manner. Fearing his teammate was hurt, Grace approached the mound, only to find Maddux in an state of obvious physical excitement, the kind normally reserved for passionate endeavors.

“Man, you really do love to pitch,” Grace marveled.


Story about Greg Maddux, keep me anonymous – when he signed late in his career with the padres he wasn’t working out or running as much.. Because he’s fucking Greg Maddux – the GM told him to set a better example for the younger guys and to get into atleast decent shape to pitch. The next day he beat everyone to the ballpark early in the morning. He took a treadmill and moved it right behind the doors to enter the facility. He started running on it fully naked – junk flying everywhere telling everyone who came in, including people who worked at the spring training complex he was trying to get in better shape per the big boys upstairs.


"But," Verducci writes, "he is even better at analyzing hitters — so good that four times this year, while seated next to Smoltz in the dugout, he has warned, ‘This guy's going to hit a foul ball in here.' Three of those times a foul came screeching into the dugout."


Maddux is awesome.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 27 Mar 2017, 13:35

mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.



... and i stand by it.


mister bacon- have you posted about manu ginobli before? he cool bc not really dominant, or falls in the same category as Maddux? TYIA
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby the cheese » 27 Mar 2017, 13:45

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
When they played together on the Cubs, Mark Grace once noticed Maddux walking around the pitching mound in a very strained, uncomfortable manner. Fearing his teammate was hurt, Grace approached the mound, only to find Maddux in an state of obvious physical excitement, the kind normally reserved for passionate endeavors.

“Man, you really do love to pitch,” Grace marveled.


Story about Greg Maddux, keep me anonymous – when he signed late in his career with the padres he wasn’t working out or running as much.. Because he’s fucking Greg Maddux – the GM told him to set a better example for the younger guys and to get into atleast decent shape to pitch. The next day he beat everyone to the ballpark early in the morning. He took a treadmill and moved it right behind the doors to enter the facility. He started running on it fully naked – junk flying everywhere telling everyone who came in, including people who worked at the spring training complex he was trying to get in better shape per the big boys upstairs.


"But," Verducci writes, "he is even better at analyzing hitters — so good that four times this year, while seated next to Smoltz in the dugout, he has warned, ‘This guy's going to hit a foul ball in here.' Three of those times a foul came screeching into the dugout."


Maddux is awesome.


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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby TVF wannabe » 27 Mar 2017, 14:12

Greg Maddux owned the Mets like no one else. 61 pitches 7 innings and he'd sit down for the day.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby JT99 » 27 Mar 2017, 19:12

mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.


... and i stand by it.


We know. Your history of defending completely illogical positions with a near impossible ferocity is well documented on the board. No one questions that.


When it comes to Alabama running backs or, quite frankly, most things football, bacon has a keen mind. He's reads baseball at a first grade level, doe.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby Dthefritz » 27 Mar 2017, 19:31

JT99 wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
mister bacon wrote:bitch


ARE YOU CALLING GREG MADDUX A BITCH


he hates anything that shows how sloppy blind and balding white guys can still dominate minorities in an athletic competition


that post was made at 11:56pm on March 17th.


... and i stand by it.


We know. Your history of defending completely illogical positions with a near impossible ferocity is well documented on the board. No one questions that.


When it comes to Alabama running backs or, quite frankly, most things football, bacon has a keen mind. He's reads baseball at a first grade level, doe.

I understand the hesitance, believe me, but sometimes you have to put aside the annoyingness of somebody being a shitty MAWG sportswriter's wet dream and realize that they're ALL THE OWNZ. Tim Duncan Corollary if you will.

That being said, while Maddux's junk may have been flying in the wind during that San Diego prank, his balls remain in a jar next to the 1996 and 1998 Commissioners' Trophies. Come get em!
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Mar 2017, 20:19

I didn't know Maddux pitched for the 1998 Padres.
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