Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Barves

Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 11 Apr 2016, 08:36

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:0-162 on the table baby!


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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Apr 2016, 07:26

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:0-162 on the table baby!


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totally gonna do it. those stolen/unstolen/broken nose bases were something last night. #ccab
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 12 Apr 2016, 08:09

SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:0-162 on the table baby!


bump


totally gonna do it. those stolen/unstolen/broken nose bases were something last night. #ccab

I can't tell if I should be grateful I've been able to see all their games so far because yay baseball or horrified that I've wasted precious hours of my life watching this tank-a-palooza
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby SouthernYokel » 12 Apr 2016, 08:20

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:0-162 on the table baby!


bump


totally gonna do it. those stolen/unstolen/broken nose bases were something last night. #ccab

I can't tell if I should be grateful I've been able to see all their games so far because yay baseball or horrified that I've wasted precious hours of my life watching this tank-a-palooza


at least Freddie is managing his dick off with motivational intrigues like "keep playing loud music in the clubhouse, fellas"
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 12 Apr 2016, 10:23

SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:0-162 on the table baby!


bump


totally gonna do it. those stolen/unstolen/broken nose bases were something last night. #ccab

I can't tell if I should be grateful I've been able to see all their games so far because yay baseball or horrified that I've wasted precious hours of my life watching this tank-a-palooza


at least Freddie is managing his dick off with motivational intrigues like "keep playing loud music in the clubhouse, fellas"

They better fire Fredi by the time they're actually good again

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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby Goose » 13 Apr 2016, 14:49

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:0-162 on the table baby!


bump


totally gonna do it. those stolen/unstolen/broken nose bases were something last night. #ccab

I can't tell if I should be grateful I've been able to see all their games so far because yay baseball or horrified that I've wasted precious hours of my life watching this tank-a-palooza


at least Freddie is managing his dick off with motivational intrigues like "keep playing loud music in the clubhouse, fellas"

They better fire Fredi by the time they're actually good again

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Sounds like Fredi is from the Mr. Bacon (RIP) school of moneyball is bullshit.

Deadspin pulled some choice quotes from his last post-game talk and gave analysis.

http://deadspin.com/the-atlanta-braves- ... 1770712125

It's a little longish, but a good look at how stupid baseball managers make their stupid decisions.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby mj3528 » 13 Apr 2016, 15:07

Goose wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:0-162 on the table baby!


bump


totally gonna do it. those stolen/unstolen/broken nose bases were something last night. #ccab

I can't tell if I should be grateful I've been able to see all their games so far because yay baseball or horrified that I've wasted precious hours of my life watching this tank-a-palooza


at least Freddie is managing his dick off with motivational intrigues like "keep playing loud music in the clubhouse, fellas"

They better fire Fredi by the time they're actually good again

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Sounds like Fredi is from the Mr. Bacon (RIP) school of moneyball is bullshit.

Deadspin pulled some choice quotes from his last post-game talk and gave analysis.

http://deadspin.com/the-atlanta-braves- ... 1770712125

It's a little longish, but a good look at how stupid baseball managers make their stupid decisions.


in fairness making a decision on who to hit based on their career averages with the bases loaded is stupid as deadspin appears to advocate.

fredi may be stupid, and maybe should have not had frenchy hit, but not for that reason.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby SouthernYokel » 15 Apr 2016, 07:59

Here we go LD...you know how they always have a crazy good April/May and then disappear? This is the turnaround year. August and September they're going 30-0. By then i assume there will be an entirely different roster with a different manager so it's entirely possible.
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 15 Apr 2016, 08:19

SouthernYokel wrote:Here we go LD...you know how they always have a crazy good April/May and then disappear? This is the turnaround year. August and September they're going 30-0. By then i assume there will be an entirely different roster with a different manager so it's entirely possible.

I was just noticing that the Twins and Barves are both 0-9 and the last time both teams finished a season in last place? 1990

The following year.....................................

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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby JichaelDick » 15 Apr 2016, 08:28

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Here we go LD...you know how they always have a crazy good April/May and then disappear? This is the turnaround year. August and September they're going 30-0. By then i assume there will be an entirely different roster with a different manager so it's entirely possible.

I was just noticing that the Twins and Barves are both 0-9 and the last time both teams finished a season in last place? 1990

The following year.....................................

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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 15 Apr 2016, 10:36

JichaelDick wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:Here we go LD...you know how they always have a crazy good April/May and then disappear? This is the turnaround year. August and September they're going 30-0. By then i assume there will be an entirely different roster with a different manager so it's entirely possible.

I was just noticing that the Twins and Barves are both 0-9 and the last time both teams finished a season in last place? 1990

The following year.....................................

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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 17 Apr 2016, 19:43

Longest active winning streak in baseball: 3 by yoooooour HOTLANTA BARVES
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby JichaelDick » 17 Apr 2016, 20:27

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Longest active winning streak in baseball: 3 by yoooooour HOTLANTA BARVES


Tied by your Minnesota Twins!
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby SouthernYokel » 18 Apr 2016, 08:00

shit you guys, we jinxed it
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Re: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber...the Ba

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 18 Apr 2016, 08:50

SouthernYokel wrote:shit you guys, we jinxed it

Or just made it come early

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