Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

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Postby Frank the Tank » 23 Dec 2008, 15:37

With Teixeira apparently headed to the Yankees, the Angels apparently uninterested, and the Red Sox obviously not willing to even talk to Manny, where is he going to land? I guess he may still wind up with the Yankees since they've got all that taxpayer money to spend on "the stadium" still. Seeing Manny have to settle for a two-year contract would be sweet.
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Re: Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby CourtesyFlush » 23 Dec 2008, 15:38

Frank the Tank wrote:With Teixeira apparently headed to the Yankees, the Angels apparently uninterested, and the Red Sox obviously not willing to even talk to Manny, where is he going to land? I guess he may still wind up with the Yankees since they've got all that taxpayer money to spend on "the stadium" still. Seeing Manny have to settle for a two-year contract would be sweet.


How about the Cubbies as a dark horse candidate? I know it was discussed in the Cubs thread, but he'd be a nice piece in the middle of that lineup.
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Re: Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 23 Dec 2008, 16:00

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:With Teixeira apparently headed to the Yankees, the Angels apparently uninterested, and the Red Sox obviously not willing to even talk to Manny, where is he going to land? I guess he may still wind up with the Yankees since they've got all that taxpayer money to spend on "the stadium" still. Seeing Manny have to settle for a two-year contract would be sweet.


How about the Cubbies as a dark horse candidate? I know it was discussed in the Cubs thread, but he'd be a nice piece in the middle of that lineup.


oh you think? i think we need to suspend Flush's posting rights for awhile...
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Postby Durden » 23 Dec 2008, 16:48

Frank the Tank wrote:With Teixeira apparently headed to the Yankees, the Angels apparently uninterested, and the Red Sox obviously not willing to even talk to Manny, where is he going to land? I guess he may still wind up with the Yankees since they've got all that taxpayer money to spend on "the stadium" still. Seeing Manny have to settle for a two-year contract would be sweet.

have the dodgers been ruled out?
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Postby mj3528 » 23 Dec 2008, 16:55

I know it will not happen, but I wish Manny would return to Cleveland. Those were happier times for him and the Tribe.
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Re: Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Frank the Tank » 23 Dec 2008, 17:00

Durden wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:With Teixeira apparently headed to the Yankees, the Angels apparently uninterested, and the Red Sox obviously not willing to even talk to Manny, where is he going to land? I guess he may still wind up with the Yankees since they've got all that taxpayer money to spend on "the stadium" still. Seeing Manny have to settle for a two-year contract would be sweet.

have the dodgers been ruled out?


No, but it sounds like they won't go above two years without coming way off the $25M/yr figure.
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Postby Rickey Sez » 23 Dec 2008, 19:27

I still think he's going to the Yankees.
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Postby OJ8871440 » 24 Dec 2008, 03:10

Omar's always had a thing for Manny (brought up every trade deadline the past few years); I wouldn't be very shocked if he winds up in Flushing. I just can't see a LF platoon of Fernando Tatis/Daniel Murphy come Opening Day.
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Postby Brick Tamland » 24 Dec 2008, 17:55

C'mon Nationals!!! I'd love to see him sentenced to 3-4 years in last place.
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Postby DirtDawg » 30 Dec 2008, 13:37

Here's one of my favorite manny stories: remember the time he forced his way out of beantown, played superbly in his new home, then lets his dickmunching agent try and negotiate for far far more than he's actually worth on a glutted free agent market?

I really enjoyed that one.
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Re: Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Prez » 04 Mar 2009, 07:45

DirtDawg wrote:Here's one of my favorite manny stories: remember the time he forced his way out of beantown, played superbly in his new home, then lets his dickmunching agent try and negotiate for far far more than he's actually worth on a glutted free agent market?

I really enjoyed that one.


Manny still hasn't come to agreement with the Dodgers

The funniest part about this whole saga is that if Manny signs with the Dodgers for the reported 2 yr/45 million, he will only make 5 million more than if he hadn't been a prick and the Sox picked up the last 2 yrs of his option. Keep in mind, he also has to pay Boras 10% which equals approx 4.5 million. :lol:
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Mar 2009, 09:49

Prez wrote:
DirtDawg wrote:Here's one of my favorite manny stories: remember the time he forced his way out of beantown, played superbly in his new home, then lets his dickmunching agent try and negotiate for far far more than he's actually worth on a glutted free agent market?

I really enjoyed that one.


Manny still hasn't come to agreement with the Dodgers

The funniest part about this whole saga is that if Manny signs with the Dodgers for the reported 2 yr/45 million, he will only make 5 million more than if he hadn't been a prick and the Sox picked up the last 2 yrs of his option. Keep in mind, he also has to pay Boras 10% which equals approx 4.5 million. :.:


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Re: Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Prez » 06 Mar 2009, 05:56

Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby DirtDawg » 11 Mar 2009, 14:46

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Prez wrote:
DirtDawg wrote:Here's one of my favorite manny stories: remember the time he forced his way out of beantown, played superbly in his new home, then lets his dickmunching agent try and negotiate for far far more than he's actually worth on a glutted free agent market?

I really enjoyed that one.


Manny still hasn't come to agreement with the Dodgers

The funniest part about this whole saga is that if Manny signs with the Dodgers for the reported 2 yr/45 million, he will only make 5 million more than if he hadn't been a prick and the Sox picked up the last 2 yrs of his option. Keep in mind, he also has to pay Boras 10% which equals approx 4.5 million. :.:


Boras is the best.


I think part of the stink was that Manny's deal in beantown was orchestrated by Jeff Moorad, so Boras wasn't getting paid off of it.

Boras had to have manny opt out at the end of 2008 and then sign a new deal so he could get his agents cut, which i think is only legally allowed to be 4% (or am i thinking of the NFL?)
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Re: Favorite Manny Ramirez Stories, Quotes, Antics, Plays.....

Postby Briandong79 » 07 May 2009, 10:53

My favorite Manny antic was when he got suspended for 50 games by Major League Baseball for failing a drug test.

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