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Postby Prez » 01 Jun 2017, 06:41

Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Postby Gregs Kite » 01 Jun 2017, 06:43

That is unfortunate. I hope this person gets the help they need and are able to rejoin society in the future.
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Postby Briandong79 » 01 Jun 2017, 08:08

I wonder if they let Mrs Met go too.
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Postby chrisco » 01 Jun 2017, 08:58

I hope this is not the Mr Met that shows up at the Sunnyside Chilibowl and who gave me and my buddy THE Mr Met Chili Choice award last year. He's like the fourth best thing about the event, and I think he only shows up as a personal favor to one of the organizers.
BostonSucksMyBalls - Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:03 am: I listen bc ive listened for about 25 years. I need to see this stupid thing thru.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 01 Jun 2017, 11:32

Clearly it was Costanza in the outfit, as I have heard that he got a job as Director of Scouting for the New.York.Yankees!
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Postby CourtesyFlush » 01 Jun 2017, 11:36

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:Clearly it was Costanza in the outfit, as I have heard that he got a job as Director of Scouting for the New.York.Yankees!

Classic Will and Grace!
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Postby paje » 02 Jun 2017, 09:07

Briandong79 wrote:I wonder if they let Mrs Met go too.


Mrs. Met is a goddamn whore.

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Postby chrisco » 02 Jun 2017, 09:20

paje wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:I wonder if they let Mrs Met go too.


Mrs. Met is a goddamn whore.

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Mascot canon. :lol:

The people into cartoon canon is an emerging sub-field of weirdos. That whole Garfield has a gender war on wikipedia should have been a wake up call to us all!
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Postby MisterTambourineMan » 02 Jun 2017, 09:23

chrisco wrote:Mascot canon. :lol:


That. Like, what? Fucking great.

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Well shit with an ass like that....sup Mrs. Met?
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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 02 Jun 2017, 09:44

Would do a MMMF with the Phanatic, Fredbird, and Mrs. Met.
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Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Jun 2017, 07:44



I fully expect an apology, some counseling, and perhaps an appearance in the booth by Lena Dunham in the near future to rectify this abhorrent comment by Mr. Hernandez.
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Postby JichaelDick » 20 Jun 2017, 07:50

HE'S KEITH HERNANDEZ!
TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 20 Jun 2017, 08:50

Thats tremendous. MLB should encourage announcers to speak like this. I might watch a ballgame!
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Postby OJ8871440 » 21 Jun 2017, 00:56

If he survived the Kelly Calabrese comments, he will survive this and just about anything else

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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 01 Jul 2017, 16:33

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!
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