Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JichaelDick » 26 May 2017, 09:48

Shitdick is not meant to be homophbic, as I assume all bottoms have excellent rectal hygiene.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby TheWolf » 26 May 2017, 09:51

Well then I'm not clear on how one would get shit on one's dick.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 26 May 2017, 10:04

JichaelDick wrote:If Terry Ryan were on charge, I'd assume we'd take some scrub from Mobile who is "toolsy" #1. I'm willing to give these guys a chance until they pick the shitdick from Vandy #1.


Honestly, what's the Vandy kid got going for him that's better than a 102 mph fastball and 450 ft power from short? You can't trade picks so....my head hurts.

TheWolf wrote:Well then I'm not clear on how one would get shit on one's dick.


Cow tipping. Tip the cow, it shits on the way down from fear - as we all have at one point in time - and the angle catches you just right and you're wearing those loose pants.

Happened to my uncle Cletus last June.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby Goose » 26 May 2017, 13:25

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:If Terry Ryan were on charge, I'd assume we'd take some scrub from Mobile who is "toolsy" #1. I'm willing to give these guys a chance until they pick the shitdick from Vandy #1.


Honestly, what's the Vandy kid got going for him that's better than a 102 mph fastball and 450 ft power from short? You can't trade picks so....my head hurts.

TheWolf wrote:Well then I'm not clear on how one would get shit on one's dick.


Cow tipping. Tip the cow, it shits on the way down from fear - as we all have at one point in time - and the angle catches you just right and you're wearing those loose pants.

Happened to my uncle Cletus last June.


I hate to break it to you, but your uncle is a cow fucker. That story is more flimsy than Wolf's uncle "changing clothes" in his car.

For thread integrity, it looks like Ervin Santana is juiced to the gills. And not like Starling Marte juiced, I mean like Roger Clemens on the Blue Jays juiced.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby God Shamgod » 28 May 2017, 12:15

Briandong79 wrote:Remember Hunter Greene, that super prospect HS kid that SI just put on their cover and is both a great hitter and pitcher?

https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/04/24/hunte ... -mlb-draft

Yeah, the Twins aren't going to take him first overall.

http://www.mlbdailydish.com/2017/5/25/1 ... ter-greene


I have no idea if the kid is a black Steve Nebraska, but I suspect a big part of the hype machine is that he's the first really big prospect out of the MLB Academy in Compton (even though his family is from the suburbs and apparently well off). High school right handers have a sketchy track record.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 13 Jun 2017, 09:12

Assholes didnt take the black Babe Nebraska. Assholes.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby TheWolf » 13 Jun 2017, 09:17

I saw that this morning and was worried about your well-being. You OK?
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JichaelDick » 13 Jun 2017, 09:34

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Assholes didnt take the black Babe Nebraska. Assholes.


It's ok, we don't need an arm like that, we have the GOAT reliever in Chris Gimenez.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 13 Jun 2017, 09:52

JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Assholes didnt take the black Babe Nebraska. Assholes.


It's ok, we don't need an arm like that, we have the GOAT reliever in Chris Gimenez.


I literally have no idea who that is.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby mj3528 » 13 Jun 2017, 09:57

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Assholes didnt take the black Babe Nebraska. Assholes.


It's ok, we don't need an arm like that, we have the GOAT reliever in Chris Gimenez.


I literally have no idea who that is.

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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby Gregs Kite » 13 Jun 2017, 10:01

mj3528 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
It's ok, we don't need an arm like that, we have the GOAT reliever in Chris Gimenez.


TruIndian Chris Gimenez

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He is a catcher by trade, but will pitch in blow outs to save other relievers


He's hot. Looks like Red Sox legend Gabe Kapler.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JT99 » 18 Jun 2017, 16:19

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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby JichaelDick » 19 Jun 2017, 06:51

I believe the Twins are in desperate need for some pitching. Berrios, Santana, and 3 Juggs Machines.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby Briandong79 » 12 Aug 2017, 21:22

Your #1 pick is playing here for the last month of the season apparently. First game is tonight. He's 4 for 4 so far. May go check him out tomorrow.
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Re: Molitor is a taint (the Twins thread)

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 12 Aug 2017, 23:31

Briandong79 wrote:Your #1 pick is playing here for the last month of the season apparently. First game is tonight. He's 4 for 4 so far. May go check him out tomorrow.

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