The new season thread

Re: The new season thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 01 Sep 2017, 14:05

mj3528 wrote:remember brody croyle's wife on hard knocks chiefs edition?:

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I do. As a lunatic from South Dakota once said, there is something about a peek.


Lets see how she's looking *today.
*from 2014 on her facebook

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:?
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Re: The new season thread

Postby mj3528 » 01 Sep 2017, 14:10

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mj3528 wrote:remember brody croyle's wife on hard knocks chiefs edition?:

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I do. As a lunatic from South Dakota once said, there is something about a peek.


Lets see how she's looking *today.
*from 2014 on her facebook

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:?


I am confused by your post. Still would, with authority.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby jman » 01 Sep 2017, 23:32

mj3528 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mj3528 wrote:remember brody croyle's wife on hard knocks chiefs edition?:

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I do. As a lunatic from South Dakota once said, there is something about a peek.


Lets see how she's looking *today.
*from 2014 on her facebook

Image

:?




I am confused by your post. Still would, with authority.


Sounds a little rapey du. Maybe "would, with unbridled enthusiasm"?
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Re: The new season thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 02 Sep 2017, 08:09

jman wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
mj3528 wrote:remember brody croyle's wife on hard knocks chiefs edition?:

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I do. As a lunatic from South Dakota once said, there is something about a peek.


Lets see how she's looking *today.
*from 2014 on her facebook

Image

:?




I am confused by your post. Still would, with authority.


Sounds a little rapey du. Maybe "would, with unbridled enthusiasm"?

Would, thanks to the implication
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 02 Sep 2017, 11:34

ctz31 wrote:FTT, tell us about your steelers.


LeVeon bell is a beast, but dumb as a bag of rocks. Turned down a five year deal that would have made him the highest paid RB in the league by $4 million.

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We are going through cornerbacks faster than a fraternity goes through rohypnol. The defense is going to get torched on a lot of long plays.

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Two of the top three players drafted in almost every fantasy league are on our team so we're clearly the favorite to win the Super Bowl.

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There are images of women wearing non-standard uniforms for this franchise on the innerwebz.

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I think they go 11-5 and lose in the AFC 'chip game to the 15-1 Patriots. That will put me into a depressive tailspin again.

Hey _, tell us about the Toronto Argonauts.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 04 Sep 2017, 10:55

prediction: repeat title for NE, unless brady loses significant time to injury. nfc will see someone emerge like atlanta did last year (would be nice to see it be TB) only to be fodder for the super bowl.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Sep 2017, 11:18

Balls requested that I do a preview of the Packers.


They're going to be really good.


They will probably make the playoffs.


They might even win the NFC.


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Re: The new season thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 07 Sep 2017, 09:07

The Vikings preview nobody asked for and nobody wants!

Offense: They fucking suck. Bradford has pin-point precision and laser accuracy with every throw imaginable under 3 yards. Last year's first round pick played one game and looks to continue that trend this year. The line is more easily penetrated than a Thai hooker. This line offers as much protection as the Mormon Tabernackle Choir. I wouldn't trust them to guard a sandwich from a dog. Like a really small dog that could be picked up with a tiny hand. Cook might be alright if the line gives him some space once in awhile. Which they won't. Because they're as solid as FTT's shits the day after a 4 beer lunch at JTims. At least Norv's stupid haircut is gone.

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I'm really only in this still for the eventual video of Teddy's injury. LET'S SEE VOMIT TEARS.

Defense: Fuck these assholes. I hate them all. Pieces of shit. Pieces of good for nothing shit. Pieces of good for nothing cocksucking idiotic fucktarded shit. They could be a top 5 defense. Hunter is starting now and Waynes is a bigger piece of the puzzle, Smith is arguably the best safety in football, the linebackers are faster than our receivers, and the line is strong and quick and deep. Fuck them all to hell with a giant bedazzled dildo made out of the bones of their grandmothers.

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Special teams: Who gives a shit, they'll always miss the field goal that counts.

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In conclusion, they'll fucking suck. Now, what we all came here to see: moderately attractive by Midwestern standards photos of deeply troubled and poorly compensated women in Vikings gear.

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Re: The new season thread

Postby PhillyJim76 » 07 Sep 2017, 11:49

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I think I went to school with the middle one. Her name was Doesn't Deserve That Amount of Self-Esteem.


This made me laugh so hard a tiny amount of pee came out.
It feels so good to be back.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 07 Sep 2017, 13:04

Let's get down to brass tacks /31 and predict the season:

NFC Division Winners: Flacons, Seahawks, Packers, Giants
NFC Wildcards: Panthers, Cardinals
NFC Winner: Seahawks

AFC Division Winners: Titans, Raiders, Steelers, Patriots
AFC Wildcards: Chefs, Chargers
AFC Winner: Steelers

Superb Owl: Seahawks over Steelers
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Re: The new season thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 07 Sep 2017, 13:13

Is that Oprah running a marathon?
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Re: The new season thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 07 Sep 2017, 13:15

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Is that Oprah running a marathon?

A marathon of Oprah's marathons.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 07 Sep 2017, 13:27

CourtesyFlush wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Is that Oprah running a marathon?

A marathon of Oprah's marathons.

the chafing of the nipples... can you imagine?
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Re: The new season thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 07 Sep 2017, 13:29

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Is that Oprah running a marathon?

A marathon of Oprah's marathons.

the chafing of the nipples... can you imagine?

They probably look like dog food anyway.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Goose » 07 Sep 2017, 13:41

CourtesyFlush wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Is that Oprah running a marathon?

A marathon of Oprah's marathons.

the chafing of the nipples... can you imagine?

They probably look like dog food anyway.

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