The new season thread

The new season thread

Postby Jew Jitsu » 09 Aug 2017, 10:23

This league still in business? Does anyone really care about football anymore?


PS: we not doing the team previews anymore, are we? Prez get on it, you got the Cardinals. Once you finish them you assign a team to another poster
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Prez » 09 Aug 2017, 11:00

Jew Jitsu wrote:This league still in business? Does anyone really care about football anymore?


PS: we not doing the team previews anymore, are we? Prez get on it, you got the Cardinals. Once you finish them you assign a team to another poster


Jitz, I'm not one to tell another poster how to start a thread but in this case I will. I suggest you add the year 2017 to the title of this thread.

My taek on the Cardinals: they have the best fans in baseball.

Wolf, you're next. Please preview the Bills or Mets... your choice.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Aug 2017, 11:01

Prez wrote: I'm not one to tell another poster how to start a thread but in this case I will. I suggest you add the year 2017 to the title of this thread.

My taek on the Cardinals: they have the best fans in baseball.

Wolf, you're next. Please preview the Bills or Mets... your choice.


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Re: The new season thread

Postby TheWolf » 09 Aug 2017, 11:23

The Mets are your team. I couldn't possibly take that honor away from you, so here are some things you need to know about ctz31's beloved Buffalo Bills as we head into the 2017 season:

  • They have a black QB that is better than 31 thinks he is and worse than Bacon presumably thinks he is.
  • They have a really good RB who Balls thinks is selfish and overrated. He is still on the right side of 30, but to me it feels like he's been around forever and this could be the year he hits the wall. I have a bad feeling about him for no real reason.
  • Their star WR will play less than half the season, because he's a brittle bitch.
  • The coaching staff has finally washed off the stench of the Ryan family, so their defense is likely to no longer be terrible.
  • They have an assistant O-Line coach named Dees. Coach Dees.
  • They have literally zero chance of winning their division because #GOAT.
Vegas has set the O/U at 6.5, which feels about right. My gut says under, but barely.

Do we still do this?

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Re: The new season thread

Postby ctz31 » 09 Aug 2017, 11:37

TheWolf wrote:The Mets are your team. I couldn't possibly take that honor away from you, so here are some things you need to know about ctz31's beloved Buffalo Bills as we head into the 2017 season:

  • They have a black QB that is better than 31 thinks he is and worse than Bacon presumably thinks he is.
  • They have a really good RB who Balls thinks is selfish and overrated. He is still on the right side of 30, but to me it feels like he's been around forever and this could be the year he hits the wall. I have a bad feeling about him for no real reason.
  • Their star WR will play less than half the season, because he's a brittle bitch.
  • The coaching staff has finally washed off the stench of the Ryan family, so their defense is likely to no longer be terrible.
  • They have an assistant O-Line coach named Dees. Coach Dees.
  • They have literally zero chance of winning their division because #GOAT.
Vegas has set the O/U at 6.5, which feels about right. My gut says under, but barely.

Do we still do this?

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Good job. I can't really dispute any of this. You know a lot about my team! Closet mafia.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 09 Aug 2017, 11:46

Vegas cackling at your fools taking the under
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Re: The new season thread

Postby ctz31 » 10 Aug 2017, 14:21

TheWolf wrote:Flush, tell me about the Raiders.


BUMP.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby ctz31 » 11 Aug 2017, 14:26

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:Vegas cackling at your fools taking the under


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Re: The new season thread

Postby chrisco » 11 Aug 2017, 15:54

I'm going to step up and say that I like the Ravens at over 9. I also love them at +2000 odds to win the AFC Chip.

https://sports.bovada.lv/football/nfl/f ... rket-group

Note: I have no clue about their actual team composition this year.

I'm going Phil Simpson and saying that with the giant puddle of meh in the AFC East/South, this feels like one of those years that the Ravens scratch and claw their way into the playoffs.

For the AFC Chip, they'd need Tom to get hurt and probably Ben as well. At +2000 (assuming those odds are real), its worth a dice roll.

I'm pretty sure that Harbaugh South can coach his way past Andy or Del Rio.

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Re: The new season thread

Postby Goose » 18 Aug 2017, 15:53

The Oakland Las Vegas nope, still Oakland Raiders

This retard is their owner.

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This meathead is their coach.

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Their QB is David Carr's brother.

Somehow they finished 12-4 last year.

But Carr broke his leg and they flamed out of the playoffs.

On the plus side I don't think a broken leg has ever affected a QB's career.

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They signed Marshawn Lynch.

They probably have a bunch of guys on defense, too.

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Re: The new season thread

Postby chrisco » 18 Aug 2017, 15:59

The west coast betting up any decent Raiders team is a tradition unlike any other:

http://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/20 ... other-team
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 18 Aug 2017, 18:16

Great thread. : thumpsup:
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Re: The new season thread

Postby Jew Jitsu » 18 Aug 2017, 20:10

Gregs Kite wrote:Great thread. : thumpsup:

better than your marriage.
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Re: The new season thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 Aug 2017, 07:21

Jew Jitsu wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Great thread. : thumpsup:

better than your marriage.

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Re: The new season thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 19 Aug 2017, 09:06

Gregs Kite wrote:Great thread. : thumpsup:


Bump.
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