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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 06 Jul 2016, 02:46

This story of Denard Robinson driving his car into a pond and falling asleep as it was sinking made me laugh. Favourite part is this:

The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,” according to the report.

Staples was resistant of any attempts to cajole her out of the car, and even rolled the window up on the responding officer.
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 18 Jul 2016, 14:53

I fell down a Wiki hole today and discovered this bit:

The song was played at Jacksonville Municipal Stadium after every touchdown pass by Mark Brunell of the Jacksonville Jaguars



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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Briandong79 » 20 Jul 2016, 15:06

Clayton Bigsby wrote:This story of Denard Robinson driving his car into a pond and falling asleep as it was sinking made me laugh. Favourite part is this:

The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,” according to the report.

Staples was resistant of any attempts to cajole her out of the car, and even rolled the window up on the responding officer.


http://deadspin.com/video-denard-robins ... 1783988040

The video is worth watching as well, though it's disappointing you can't see the pond.
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 31 Aug 2016, 11:39

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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby SouthernYokel » 31 Aug 2016, 14:30



that's bullshit, fred taylor's labia are totally torn
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby TheWolf » 31 Aug 2016, 22:11

SouthernYokel wrote:


that's bullshit, fred taylor's labia are totally torn


I was trying to find the labia joke in there, but couldn't do it. Well-done, sir.
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Briandong79 » 15 Sep 2016, 11:11

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So this is Chris Ivory's statement regarding why he was hospitalized this weekend. On PMT, Chaps hinted that he knew what the injury is, it is an amazing story and involved something in the groinal region but did not directly involve his dick or balls. Now I really want to know what happened.
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby JT99 » 15 Sep 2016, 11:19

BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Colonel Angus » 06 Oct 2016, 09:34

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ETA: Not sure why it's not showing the whole pic. The last word is "start."
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 28 Oct 2016, 06:05

Weird how Gus Bradley flies under the radar year after year while people always speculate about Rex Ryan :-k
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Oct 2016, 07:02

Dr Jeckyll wrote:Weird how Gus Bradley flies under the radar year after year while people always speculate about Rex Ryan :-k
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Prez » 28 Oct 2016, 07:12

Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:Weird how Gus Bradley flies under the radar year after year while people always speculate about Rex Ryan :-k
Classic Blake bortles game, awesome stats


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Did you confuse DrJ and dtf?
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 28 Oct 2016, 07:24

Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:Weird how Gus Bradley flies under the radar year after year while people always speculate about Rex Ryan :-k
Classic Blake bortles game, awesome stats


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yes. wait..... maybe :?:
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby TheWolf » 28 Oct 2016, 07:37

Prez wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:Weird how Gus Bradley flies under the radar year after year while people always speculate about Rex Ryan :-k
Classic Blake bortles game, awesome stats


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Did you confuse DrJ and dtf?


I assumed he was just drunk. That post was very confusing. Makes more sense now if I pretend it was directed at dtf.
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Re: The London Jaguars

Postby Jew Jitsu » 28 Oct 2016, 07:50

TheWolf wrote:
Prez wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:Weird how Gus Bradley flies under the radar year after year while people always speculate about Rex Ryan :-k
Classic Blake bortles game, awesome stats


Derp derp derp unbirdlike derp derp selfish derp derp fackin TAWMMY derp derp selfish derp derp zion


Did you confuse DrJ and dtf?


I assumed he was just drunk. That post was very confusing. Makes more sense now if I pretend it was directed at dtf.

Makes sense. I doubt his Compaq has enough CPU power to load up avys and their names look similar at a glance.
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