nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby mister bacon » 13 Nov 2016, 20:01

Theny wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
Theny wrote:I feel like the Dolphins are gonna win Sunday. You and mj are wrong here.



yeah i'm gonna agree. just seems like one of those random games the fins have no business winning and the 'gers have no business losing.


They're kinda sorta on fire at the moment. Won 3 straight, Ajayi still got over 100 yards on the Jets who have the best rush d in the league. Landry and Parker are banged up though.


#weknowfootball 8)
2006 SOTSG ESPN March Madness Tourney Challenge Champion
2010 SOTSG NFL Pick 'Em Champion

bostonsucksmyballs wrote: I dont want to lose cred here.

ctz31 - Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:30 pm: I'm gonna win a chip w romo. I'm done w blacks. No offense
User avatar
mister bacon
Black on Both Sides
 
Posts: 25259
Joined: 10 Dec 2004, 17:06
Location: "The Real Racist" - Greg's Kite

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby JT99 » 18 Nov 2016, 09:30

Detroit -6.5 vs Jacksonville who is the road team in this matchup

That is your FIRST PLACE Detroit Lions right there kids (#CalvinJohnsonTheory) hosting the hapless Jacksonville Jaguars owned by this guy...

Image

I assume that President Drumpf will run him off by next season, right? If not, then did Greg and the other 59 million racists waste their votes? Stay tuned.

Buffalo +3 at Cincinnati who is hosting this game in their stadium

The Bengals have done pretty well against the AFC North this year handling both the Dolphins and Jets but, as we know, the #Mafia is on a whole 'nother level. They went into New England and shut out the Pats this year.

Washington -3 against Green Bay, a team who is flying into the nation's capitol to play this contest

As the great Vince Lombardi once said, "These guys fucking suck."

You think that A-a-ron Rodgers gives af right now?

Prime Bbcode Spoiler Show Prime Bbcode Spoiler:
Image


One to watch: Philadelphia at Seattle (Seahawks are the home team). One of these two might be a wagon.

One to avoid: Tennessee at Indianapolis (The game will be at the Colts stadium in Indiana). They are butt.

Year to Date:
2016-2017: 14-15-1 (46.6%)
2015-2016: 23-25-1 (46.9%)
2014-2015: 33-28-1 (54.0%)
2013-2014: 35-43-6 (45.2%)
2012-2013: 29-28-3 (50.8%)
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8507
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby Goose » 18 Nov 2016, 11:21

Positives:
Good use of the tongue to steer it in.
Strong looking throat.

Negatives:
Doesn't incorporate her hands.

Must Improve:
Not biting it in half when she's done.
Hall of Sand, Class of 2025
Balls: I know a guy who came home after high school one day to over hear his mom and dad having a 3some with another lady. He actually went to beat off during it in his room.
mister bacon: Wow no wonder PJ is so fucked up.
User avatar
Goose
OG's sponsor
 
Posts: 2664
Joined: 03 May 2006, 10:09
Location: Temple Terrace Hooters, waiting on Shamgod

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby Rodney Farva » 18 Nov 2016, 12:53

clearly there would have been no issues if they had coated the whole thing with stadium mustard
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
User avatar
Rodney Farva
Your real father
 
Posts: 23896
Joined: 15 Mar 2005, 22:17

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 18 Nov 2016, 13:53

Rodney Farva wrote:clearly there would have been no issues if they had coated the whole thing with stadium mustard


Image
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.
User avatar
BostonSucksMyBalls
Work Creep
 
Posts: 28691
Joined: 26 Aug 2005, 09:59

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby ctz31 » 21 Nov 2016, 13:28

Detroit -6.5 vs Jacksonville who is the road team in this matchup

Image

Got this one by the skin of your ballbag.

Buffalo +3 at Cincinnati who is hosting this game in their stadium

Image

I think this is our year. Sorry to all you AJ Green pretend owners. But I'm not sorry.


Washington -3 against Green Bay, a team who is flying into the nation's capitol to play this contest

Image

Lost money on this thanks to the coon TE on green bay fumbling. Might have let a slur slip out. Sorry Mr. B.


One to watch: Philadelphia at Seattle (Seahawks are the home team). One of these two might be a wagon.

Image
User avatar
ctz31
Witty Rank TBD
 
Posts: 8413
Joined: 03 Feb 2005, 10:06
Location: Why did I come to Buffalo???

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby JT99 » 24 Nov 2016, 11:33

Life is a bit hectic around Casa de Karate this morning as dog is sick and just got back from football practice. Also, my tailback's father died in his sleep last night.

But, since Coon Chicken pays the bills, I gots to get my post up.

Winter is here and things were already bleak in Minnesota before that. Twins are buried in AL Central, Wolves aren't exactly world beaters and Vikings' glory day look long gone.

It's like Minnesota is the new Cleveland.



The best that you can do is hope that your next cigarette drag is the one that takes away all the pain.

Detroit -2.5 versus Minnesota in the Motor City

One team that has been sneaky bad this year? The Cardinals.

Image

THEY LOST TO MINNESOTA LAST WEEK!

The Dirty Birds from the South may pick their carcass clean this week.

Atlanta -4 over Arizona in the Peach State

There is no sense in having a wagon if no one is going to jump on.

The biggest wagon in the League right now? The Oakland Raiders.

Image

They play host to a Carolina team who is in worse shape than Rae Carruth's kid.

Oakland -3 versus Carolina in Cali

Game to watch: All of them on Thanksgiving. What else are you going to do? Talk to your family about Trump?

Game to avoid: Tennessee at Chicago.

Year to Date:
2016-2017: 17-15-1 (51.5%)
2015-2016: 23-25-1 (46.9%)
2014-2015: 33-28-1 (54.0%)
2013-2014: 35-43-6 (45.2%)
2012-2013: 29-28-3 (50.8%)
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8507
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby JT99 » 24 Nov 2016, 15:46

Yup, those are our Vikings
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8507
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby Theny » 24 Nov 2016, 21:11

Point of order, cowboys are a bigger wagon at the moment than Oakland.
User avatar
Theny
Anchor Baby Daddy
 
Posts: 29790
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 10:55

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby JT99 » 22 Dec 2016, 14:28

Eh, took some time off, but now I'm bored out of my gourd.

Let's go big!

Green Bay -6.5 versus Minnesota at Lambeau Field making GB the home team

NY Jets +16.5 at New England who will mail it in. "At" means that New England is at home.

San Diego -6.5 at Cleveland who really, really stinks. "At" means that Cleveland is the home team.

Oakland -3.5 versus Indy. The Raiders are at home.

San Fran +4 at LA Rams who play in front of their season tickets holders (assuming that they show up; both the team and the ticket holders)

Baltimore +5.5 at Pittsburgh. Game is in Pittsburgh but Tomlin will fuck things up somehow with a two-point try.

KC -3.5 hosting Denver. The Broncos are the away team and they're waving the white towels.

Year to Date:
2016-2017: 17-15-1 (51.5%)
2015-2016: 23-25-1 (46.9%)
2014-2015: 33-28-1 (54.0%)
2013-2014: 35-43-6 (45.2%)
2012-2013: 29-28-3 (50.8%)
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8507
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 22 Dec 2016, 22:06

bored out your gourd but couldn't take 10 seconds and throw in some casual racism????
mister bacon love watching soccer. baseball is about as exciting as scratching my balls.
MisterTambourineMan you're not scratching your balls right, then.
User avatar
The Long Dick of the Law
TRU Patriot
 
Posts: 11245
Joined: 22 Oct 2007, 13:09
Location: Virginia

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby JT99 » 30 Dec 2016, 16:33

With many postseason berths secured, this week brings a lot of unknowns - anything could happen. It's like robbing the Korean convenience store - maybe they'll sit by docile and watch as you grab the loot, or maybe granny is cocking a sawed-off under the counter because she just can't take it anymore.

Jets +3.5 against Buffalo

When you can bet against E.J. Manuel on the road and get points, you do it.

Dallas +4.5 at Philly

The Eagles weren't all that hot when the games mattered. Can't see them mustering up the effort here. The town hero is a dim-witted Eye-tie who finished 1-2 against a slow-downed Apollo Creed who was cheating on his wife. He paid no child support. OF COURSE.

Chicago at Minnesota under 42.5

Two teams looking to catch the early flight home or, potentially, the rapey boat (timely reference)

Year to Date:
2016-2017: 22-17-1 (56.4%)
2015-2016: 23-25-1 (46.9%)
2014-2015: 33-28-1 (54.0%)
2013-2014: 35-43-6 (45.2%)
2012-2013: 29-28-3 (50.8%)
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8507
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby JT99 » 13 Jan 2017, 12:32

No sense waiting around. In Trump's America, we get right to work...

ATLANTA -5 vs Seattle

This is the year that the Fink beat the Stomach (old guy reference). Matty Ice is white, Russ just pretends to be an we all play along until he kills somebody or gets pulled over for driving in the wrong neighborhood (spoiler: his own). Whites are back on top!!!

NEW ENGLAND -16 vs. Houston

It's cold in New England this time of the year and SCIENCE tells us that the balls will be, ummmmmmm, softer and more catchable because of it. That helps Tom Brady. Hey, since your in town, maybe stop by and say hi to your old pal, The Deflator, who is totally called that because he lost weight. yes, every other person and thing around Boston is given a nickname with the -ie sound at the end, but we call this guy The Deflator, you know, because of the weight loss.

KANSAS CITY -1.5 vs Pittsburgh

The Steelers are sneaky bad and Terry Bradshaw tried to tell people why, but Trump hasn't been sworn in yet, so criticism of Tomlin is not yet officially valid. Reporters just love his sound bites even though most of them are G-rated versions of Denzel's King Kong speech.

Green Bay +5 @ DALLAS

Aaron Rodgers is the new magic white unicorn whose powers will be enough to keep it close against black, rookie QB who, despite playing well the entire season save for one game, will totes fall apart at the first sign of pressure. Bacon has read better those same lines, he knows what I'm talking about.

Year to Date:
2016-2017: 23-19-1 (53.4%)
2015-2016: 23-25-1 (46.9%)
2014-2015: 33-28-1 (54.0%)
2013-2014: 35-43-6 (45.2%)
2012-2013: 29-28-3 (50.8%)
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.


BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
User avatar
JT99
Between Bannings
 
Posts: 8507
Joined: 08 Apr 2012, 22:58
Location: Bluesville

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby bosux » 14 Jan 2017, 15:03

JT99 wrote:No sense waiting around. In Trump's America, we get right to work...

ATLANTA -5 vs Seattle

This is the year that the Fink beat the Stomach (old guy reference). Matty Ice is white, Russ just pretends to be an we all play along until he kills somebody or gets pulled over for driving in the wrong neighborhood (spoiler: his own). Whites are back on top!!!

NEW ENGLAND -16 vs. Houston

It's cold in New England this time of the year and SCIENCE tells us that the balls will be, ummmmmmm, softer and more catchable because of it. That helps Tom Brady. Hey, since your in town, maybe stop by and say hi to your old pal, The Deflator, who is totally called that because he lost weight. yes, every other person and thing around Boston is given a nickname with the -ie sound at the end, but we call this guy The Deflator, you know, because of the weight loss.

KANSAS CITY -1.5 vs Pittsburgh

The Steelers are sneaky bad and Terry Bradshaw tried to tell people why, but Trump hasn't been sworn in yet, so criticism of Tomlin is not yet officially valid. Reporters just love his sound bites even though most of them are G-rated versions of Denzel's King Kong speech.

Green Bay +5 @ DALLAS

Aaron Rodgers is the new magic white unicorn whose powers will be enough to keep it close against black, rookie QB who, despite playing well the entire season save for one game, will totes fall apart at the first sign of pressure. Bacon has read better those same lines, he knows what I'm talking about.

Year to Date:
2016-2017: 23-19-1 (53.4%)
2015-2016: 23-25-1 (46.9%)
2014-2015: 33-28-1 (54.0%)
2013-2014: 35-43-6 (45.2%)
2012-2013: 29-28-3 (50.8%)


in my experience, in sub freezing temps, footballs are harder and more difficult to catch

i like your pixks tho and think you make 3/4 with the only loser being etlanna
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
User avatar
bosux
Dr. Poop
 
Posts: 16614
Joined: 08 Jun 2005, 10:31
Location: river ave garage, top deck

Re: nova's NFL Preview Thread (Presented by Coon Chicken)

Postby Theny » 15 Jan 2017, 06:32

Home teams 6-0 against the spread. What a league!
User avatar
Theny
Anchor Baby Daddy
 
Posts: 29790
Joined: 10 Jun 2005, 10:55

PreviousNext

Return to NFL

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest