Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby JichaelDick » 24 Jan 2017, 11:09

TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby SouthernYokel » 24 Jan 2017, 11:21



hpv will getcha.

i think i know at least 10 women who had to get problem growths burned off their cervix. that thing is a menace.
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 24 Jan 2017, 11:27

SouthernYokel wrote:i think i know at least 10 women who had to get problem growths burned off their cervix.


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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby SouthernYokel » 24 Jan 2017, 11:48

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i think i know at least 10 women who had to get problem growths burned off their cervix.


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obviously i gave them all hpv and they got the cancers. come on franco.

but seriously - got a story time for you. i probably have told this before. way back in the aughts, fat yokel used to sleep with this girl on the reg. cute red head, ttl small but pleasant. no relationship really, just friends who would go home together if we got drunk at the same bar. she had to get polyps burned off her cervix. so, there was a few weeks where nothing happened between us. and then one night we're sitting at this bar (drunk) and she leans in and says she wants me to take her home. and i'm like "uh, don't you have a couple more weeks until it's ok for you to fuck again?" and she says yes but she needs it. so i'm thinking to myself "this is a terrible idea and i'm gonna end up with blue balls and a horror story" but obviously i pay the tab and leave with her. unfortunately for this story but fortunately for me, everything was fine.

well that ended with a whisperwhimper didn't it. sorry.
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 24 Jan 2017, 11:55


Throughout the piece, Andrews’s love of football is described as a coping mechanism used during her trial and while she had cancer.


Wouldn't it be Andrews' not Andrews's?
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby TheWolf » 24 Jan 2017, 12:00

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:

Throughout the piece, Andrews’s love of football is described as a coping mechanism used during her trial and while she had cancer.


Wouldn't it be Andrews' not Andrews's?


I'm never sure about this. I've always thought that the s' is supposed to be reserved for plural words. Like something belonging to your kid is you're kid's, but something belonging to your kids is your kids'. But when the word/name is singular and ends with an s... What do you do with the apostrophe? I feel like Andrews's is actually proper grammar, but I understand the idea that s's just looks funny, so the impulse is to go Andrews'.

I've spent way too much time thinking about this. I wish Anus was alive to give us a ruling.
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 24 Jan 2017, 12:06

TheWolf wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:

Throughout the piece, Andrews’s love of football is described as a coping mechanism used during her trial and while she had cancer.


Wouldn't it be Andrews' not Andrews's?


I'm never sure about this. I've always thought that the s' is supposed to be reserved for plural words. Like something belonging to your kid is you're kid's, but something belonging to your kids is your kids'. But when the word/name is singular and ends with an s... What do you do with the apostrophe? I feel like Andrews's is actually proper grammar, but I understand the idea that s's just looks funny, so the impulse is to go Andrews'.

I've spent way too much time thinking about this. I wish Anus was alive to give us a ruling.

Either way is correct and all that matters is the writer is consistent. I always just put the apostrophe if the word ends in S because s's looks stupid, don't @ me
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby Goose » 24 Jan 2017, 13:54



If that peephole video wasn't so blurry I'm sure this would have been diagnosed much earlier.
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby jman » 24 Jan 2017, 13:59

SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i think i know at least 10 women who had to get problem growths burned off their cervix.


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obviously i gave them all hpv and they got the cancers. come on franco.

but seriously - got a story time for you. i probably have told this before. way back in the aughts, fat yokel used to sleep with this girl on the reg. cute red head, ttl small but pleasant. no relationship really, just friends who would go home together if we got drunk at the same bar. she had to get polyps burned off her cervix. so, there was a few weeks where nothing happened between us. and then one night we're sitting at this bar (drunk) and she leans in and says she wants me to take her home. and i'm like "uh, don't you have a couple more weeks until it's ok for you to fuck again?" and she says yes but she needs it. so i'm thinking to myself "this is a terrible idea and i'm gonna end up with blue balls and a horror story" but obviously i pay the tab and leave with her. unfortunately for this story but fortunately for me, everything was fine.

well that ended with a whisperwhimper didn't it. sorry.


I thought that story was going to end with you using a different hole to get around the polyp issue.
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 24 Jan 2017, 14:22

jman wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:i think i know at least 10 women who had to get problem growths burned off their cervix.


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obviously i gave them all hpv and they got the cancers. come on franco.

but seriously - got a story time for you. i probably have told this before. way back in the aughts, fat yokel used to sleep with this girl on the reg. cute red head, ttl small but pleasant. no relationship really, just friends who would go home together if we got drunk at the same bar. she had to get polyps burned off her cervix. so, there was a few weeks where nothing happened between us. and then one night we're sitting at this bar (drunk) and she leans in and says she wants me to take her home. and i'm like "uh, don't you have a couple more weeks until it's ok for you to fuck again?" and she says yes but she needs it. so i'm thinking to myself "this is a terrible idea and i'm gonna end up with blue balls and a horror story" but obviously i pay the tab and leave with her. unfortunately for this story but fortunately for me, everything was fine.

well that ended with a whisperwhimper didn't it. sorry.


I thought that story was going to end with you using a different hole to get around the polyp issue.

ditto, and yet i am disappoint
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby Goose » 25 Jan 2017, 12:20

I thought we had an announcer thread in college sports, but I couldn't find it.

Jike and others who I don't specifically remember, get ready to pour one out.

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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby jman » 25 Jan 2017, 14:06



boy it's a good think someone pretty and famous has it so they can talk endlessly on the Today show about how a sideline reporter and host of Dancing With The Stars is so brave in her fight against this. I mean, no woman has had this disease before, right?
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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby Gregs Kite » 25 Jan 2017, 14:11

jman wrote:


boy it's a good think someone pretty and famous has it so they can talk endlessly on the Today show about how a sideline reporter and host of Dancing With The Stars is so brave in her fight against this. I mean, no woman has had this disease before, right?


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Re: Hit the mute button (TV Commentators)

Postby CourtesyFlush » 31 Jan 2017, 12:24

Brent da gawd opens up about his decision to leave ESPN

tl;dr--he still maintains the decision to leave was his own
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