Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby Goose » 01 Jun 2016, 14:58

Sounds like Will Smith (not that one, the football player) died pretty painlessly.

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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby Jew Jitsu » 01 Jun 2016, 22:08

How many gallons of liquor must a defensive lineman put down to get up to .24? Not judging, just wondering.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby the cheese » 02 Jun 2016, 14:22

Jew Jitsu wrote:How many gallons of liquor must a defensive lineman put down to get up to .24? Not judging, just wondering.



I wanna say that's probably 10-12 beers.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby mj3528 » 02 Jun 2016, 14:29

the cheese wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:How many gallons of liquor must a defensive lineman put down to get up to .24? Not judging, just wondering.



I wanna say that's probably 10-12 beers.


Assuming he is 300 pounds, it would take way more than 10-12 beers. It would take over 20 if he was drinking for 2 hours.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby Briandong79 » 02 Jun 2016, 14:29

the cheese wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:How many gallons of liquor must a defensive lineman put down to get up to .24? Not judging, just wondering.



I wanna say that's probably 10-12 beers.


Assuming he was close to his playing weight and he was drinking for about 4 hours, it puts him around 16 16 oz. beers.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 02 Jun 2016, 14:33

That's the way to go out, imo.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Jun 2016, 15:23

16 pints. fuck me.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby CourtesyFlush » 02 Jun 2016, 15:23

SouthernYokel wrote:16 pints. fuck me.

I think that's more gross weight than me
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby Dthefritz » 02 Jun 2016, 15:30

CourtesyFlush wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:16 pints. fuck me.

I think that's more gross weight than me

Well that's a lot for four hours. But that's the equivalent of 21 12oz beers, or 11 beers and 10 shots. How many of us can say that even in our younger days, we never drank that much over the course of a night?
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby mj3528 » 02 Jun 2016, 15:33

Dthefritz wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:16 pints. fuck me.

I think that's more gross weight than me

Well that's a lot for four hours. But that's the equivalent of 21 12oz beers, or 11 beers and 10 shots. How many of us can say that even in our younger days, we never drank that much over the course of a night?


I can honestly say I never drank 21 12 ounce beers. That is a lot of liquid. Now half a dozen beers and over 10 shots? sure. Or one regrettable night almost a whole bottle of southern comfort? Yeah, did that too.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby SouthernYokel » 02 Jun 2016, 15:40

yeah, i did it many times in my early 20s, in fact i remember splitting a case with 1 friend as "pre-game" many nights. But now i couldn't even look at that much beer.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Jun 2016, 16:30

Sack up. Jesus you guys are broads sometimes.

Except for Yoke, you stay away from those empty calories, baby cakes. ;)
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby the cheese » 02 Jun 2016, 16:49

Gregs Kite wrote:Sack up. Jesus you guys are broads sometimes.

Except for Yoke, you stay away from those empty calories, baby cakes. ;)


I agree. I had a dozen beers two weeks ago over the course of four hours and felt perfectly fine. Only a little baby hangover the next day. Just a little tight headache in my right temple, nothing more.
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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby chrisco » 02 Jun 2016, 18:15

the cheese wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Sack up. Jesus you guys are broads sometimes.

Except for Yoke, you stay away from those empty calories, baby cakes. ;)


I agree. I had a dozen beers two weeks ago over the course of four hours and felt perfectly fine. Only a little baby hangover the next day. Just a little tight headache in my right temple, nothing more.

Probably what gave you the courage to put GOLFeny on blast today.

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Re: Who dat say they gonna beat dem Saints

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 28 Sep 2016, 10:38

THIRTEEN GAMES!


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