The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby someguysomewhere » 01 Sep 2009, 09:35

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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby Brick Tamland » 01 Sep 2009, 10:01



Making it rain Loonies?
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 01 Sep 2009, 18:27

Brick Tamland wrote:


Making it rain Loonies?


With the exchange rate, he'll probably have plenty to spare.
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby God Shamgod » 03 Sep 2009, 16:57

That's hillarious that he lost his CFL deal because he went on UStream and said he didn't give a fuck about playing for them and was just going to be there a few weeks until an NFL team called. He didn't even know which league he was going to. He thought it was the UFL. This guy is seriously the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 03 Sep 2009, 17:02

God Shamgod wrote:That's hillarious that he lost his CFL deal because he went on UStream and said he didn't give a fuck about playing for them and was just going to be there a few weeks until an NFL team called. He didn't even know which league he was going to. He thought it was the UFL. This guy is seriously the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.



Your boy Brandon Marshall was giving him a run for that title, but PacMan is truly the Usain Bolt of dumb motherfuckers.
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 03 Sep 2009, 19:53

God Shamgod wrote:That's hillarious that he lost his CFL deal because he went on UStream and said he didn't give a fuck about playing for them and was just going to be there a few weeks until an NFL team called. He didn't even know which league he was going to. He thought it was the UFL. This guy is seriously the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.


The best part of it was when they asked him about smoking weed, he said he wasn't smoking anything because he's on probation. He's a dark E:60 piece waiting to happen.
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby Prez » 11 Jul 2011, 06:47

and the hits just keep on coming...

Two police officers were forced to physically restrain Jones to apply handcuffs as he fought to pull away, the TV report says. Jones had been yelling profanities and waving his arms violently, according to WKRC-TV.
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby someguysomewhere » 20 Jun 2013, 13:23

Pacman to be guest speaker at NFL Rookie Symposium.

This is the best worst idea I've heard in a while.
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 20 Jun 2013, 16:27

someguysomewhere wrote:Pacman to be guest speaker at NFL Rookie Symposium.

This is the best worst idea I've heard in a while.


Well, he did go on ESPN radio today and said "Hoe, where in the fuck did you come from?"
http://deadspin.com/pacman-jones-goes-o ... -514497312

Also, why the fuck is he listed in that picture as a "Former Dallas Cowboy"? He's on the Bengals active roster!!
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby someguysomewhere » 20 Jun 2013, 16:31

Briandong79 wrote:
someguysomewhere wrote:Pacman to be guest speaker at NFL Rookie Symposium.

This is the best worst idea I've heard in a while.


Well, he did go on ESPN radio today and said "Hoe, where in the fuck did you come from?"
http://deadspin.com/pacman-jones-goes-o ... -514497312

Also, why the fuck is he listed in that picture as a "Former Dallas Cowboy"? He's on the Bengals active roster!!


Isn't the still from a few years ago? I think that's the interview where he says "ain't nothing wrong with going to the scrip club" and "ain't nothing wrong with being a little rebellion."
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 20 Jun 2013, 16:32

someguysomewhere wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
someguysomewhere wrote:Pacman to be guest speaker at NFL Rookie Symposium.

This is the best worst idea I've heard in a while.


Well, he did go on ESPN radio today and said "Hoe, where in the fuck did you come from?"
http://deadspin.com/pacman-jones-goes-o ... -514497312

Also, why the fuck is he listed in that picture as a "Former Dallas Cowboy"? He's on the Bengals active roster!!


Isn't the still from a few years ago? I think that's the interview where he says "ain't nothing wrong with going to the scrip club" and "ain't nothing wrong with being a little rebellion."


Ah, I didn't actually listen to the audio, figured it was on a show that was on both radio and TV. Makes much more sense.
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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

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Re: The Pacman "I'm Not Calling You Adam" Jones Thread

Postby TheWolf » 03 Jan 2017, 11:06



I just like that there's a crime called "harrassment with a bodily substance."
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