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Postby babylurch » 16 May 2017, 05:35


Sorry, I have Bill Russell holding on Line On2; Gretzky on Line 2; Nicklaus on Line 3. Chamberlain and Jabaar, who had rules changed to make the game harder for them, cannot even get trough to the switchboard. Brady is Derek Jeter without the sense to use a condom.
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Re: Butthurt in Boston: the Patriots Thread hosted by Kite

Postby Gregs Kite » 16 May 2017, 06:13

A golfer. LOL, you're the best.

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Re: Butthurt in Boston: the Patriots Thread hosted by Kite

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 19 May 2017, 07:53

Tom Brady signed endorsement deal with luxury car manufacturer Aston Martin. Brady will drive and endorse the DB11, which starts at $211,995


DB11. Perfect car name for him to drive.
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Postby TheWolf » 19 May 2017, 07:55

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Tom Brady signed endorsement deal with luxury car manufacturer Aston Martin. Brady will drive and endorse the DB11, which starts at $211,995


DB11. Perfect car name for him to drive.


Dude-banger 11. Named after his best friend and fuck-buddy Julian Edelman, obviously.
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Re: Butthurt in Boston: the Patriots Thread hosted by Kite

Postby JichaelDick » 19 May 2017, 08:10

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Tom Brady signed endorsement deal with luxury car manufacturer Aston Martin. Brady will drive and endorse the DB11, which starts at $211,995


DB11. Perfect car name for him to drive.


Why would he endorse anything that could shine a light on the true GOAT Patriot QB, Drew Bledsoe?
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Postby Prez » 07 Jun 2017, 18:51



Great thread choice. I can't wait for happy Greg's response.

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Postby MisterTambourineMan » 07 Jun 2017, 23:32



Dude called life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness 'faggy'. Ok.
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Postby JichaelDick » 08 Jun 2017, 01:13

MisterTambourineMan wrote:


Dude called life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness 'faggy'. Ok.


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Re: Butthurt in Boston: the Patriots Thread hosted by Kite

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Jun 2017, 05:10

I am hearing reports that Brandin Cooks looks very good in camp. I am excited to watch him play!
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Re: Butthurt in Boston: the Patriots Thread hosted by Kite

Postby ctz31 » 08 Jun 2017, 08:10

Gregs Kite wrote:I am hearing reports that Brandin Cooks looks very good in camp. I am excited to watch him play!


I'm hoping you faggots go undefeated again and shit the bed in the chip game. You faggots.
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Re: Butthurt in Boston: the Patriots Thread hosted by Kite

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Jun 2017, 12:21

It appears like Julian Edelman is nearing a contract extension with the Patriots. This is good news for me and other Patriots fans!
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Postby ctz31 » 08 Jun 2017, 12:29

Gregs Kite wrote:It appears like Julian Edelman is nearing a contract extension with the Patriots. This is good news for me and other Patriots fans!


Pretend football take: between all of these white weapons and a downgrade in quarterback, expect a huge regression from brandon cook this season. Don't draft before round 9.
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Re: Butthurt in Boston: the Patriots Thread hosted by Kite

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Jun 2017, 12:31

ctz31 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:It appears like Julian Edelman is nearing a contract extension with the Patriots. This is good news for me and other Patriots fans!


Pretend football take: between all of these white weapons and a downgrade in quarterback, expect a huge regression from brandon cook this season. Don't draft before round 9.


Are you talking about newly acquired wide receiver Brandin Cooks?
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