Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby Briandong79 » 01 Oct 2015, 09:21

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13735 ... ng-oakland

MOST DAYS START the same -- behind the wheel of a white 1997 Dodge Caravan SE outfitted with a bubble-top Mark III conversion kit, a VHS player mounted to the roof inside and a r8hers personalized plate. Mark Davis pilots this machine from his East Bay home to the nearest P.F. Chang's, where he sits at the left end of the bar, same spot every time, puts his white fanny pack on the counter, orders an iced tea and unfolds the day's newspapers. Beside him on the bar, next to the papers, is his 2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability. When someone calls and asks him where he is, he says, "I'm in my office," and sends a knowing nod to the bartenders. It gets 'em every time.
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby mister bacon » 01 Oct 2015, 10:48

Briandong79 wrote:http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13735322/are-mark-davis-raiders-leaving-oakland

MOST DAYS START the same -- behind the wheel of a white 1997 Dodge Caravan SE outfitted with a bubble-top Mark III conversion kit, a VHS player mounted to the roof inside and a r8hers personalized plate. Mark Davis pilots this machine from his East Bay home to the nearest P.F. Chang's, where he sits at the left end of the bar, same spot every time, puts his white fanny pack on the counter, orders an iced tea and unfolds the day's newspapers. Beside him on the bar, next to the papers, is his 2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability. When someone calls and asks him where he is, he says, "I'm in my office," and sends a knowing nod to the bartenders. It gets 'em every time.



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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 01 Oct 2015, 11:03

mister bacon wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13735322/are-mark-davis-raiders-leaving-oakland

MOST DAYS START the same -- behind the wheel of a white 1997 Dodge Caravan SE outfitted with a bubble-top Mark III conversion kit, a VHS player mounted to the roof inside and a r8hers personalized plate. Mark Davis pilots this machine from his East Bay home to the nearest P.F. Chang's, where he sits at the left end of the bar, same spot every time, puts his white fanny pack on the counter, orders an iced tea and unfolds the day's newspapers. Beside him on the bar, next to the papers, is his 2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability. When someone calls and asks him where he is, he says, "I'm in my office," and sends a knowing nod to the bartenders. It gets 'em every time.



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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

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TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 16 Jan 2016, 12:59

Since San Fran lost the 49ers, they should try to steal the Raiders.
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby God Shamgod » 29 Jan 2016, 16:14

It would never happen, but the Raiders in Vegas would actually be cool.
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby JichaelDick » 03 Feb 2016, 10:03

TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby Colonel Angus » 03 Feb 2016, 10:13



Was not expecting to see a photograph of The Snake's brain when I clicked on that.
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby CourtesyFlush » 03 Feb 2016, 11:17


At this rate can we just assume going forward that any NFL player who dies has some level of CTE? This doesn't really surprise me any more.
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby Rodney Farva » 23 Jun 2016, 00:30

You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby Briandong79 » 22 Aug 2016, 15:06

Todd Marinovich is still doing well.
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/mari ... rback.html
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby mj3528 » 22 Aug 2016, 15:08

Briandong79 wrote:Todd Marinovich is still doing well.
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/mari ... rback.html


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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby babylurch » 22 Aug 2016, 15:41

That is a disturbing picture of Marinovich, framed by his own ears.
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Re: Silver and Black: Your Oakland Raiders

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 22 Aug 2016, 16:58

Dude looks older than prez.
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