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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby Goose » 29 Mar 2017, 09:19

http://deadspin.com/report-michael-irvi ... 1793759416

I know this story is in the initial stages and nobody knows how true it is, but one observation:

Rape is terrible and no woman should have to be put through that.

Image maybe don't leave the bar and go back to Michael Irvin's hotel room at 4:30am unless you for sure want to fuck him.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby mister bacon » 29 Mar 2017, 11:39

Goose wrote: maybe don't leave the bar and go back to Michael Irvin's hotel room at 4:30am unless you for sure want to fuck him.


i have heard from people that alcohol has a tendency to impair the judgment of those who consume it. it may also impair your impulse control.

that's just what i've heard tho. cannot confirm.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 29 Mar 2017, 11:45

Goose wrote:maybe don't leave the bar and go back to Michael Irvin's hotel room at 4:30am unless you for sure want to fuck him.


Mike Tyson agrees with you.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 29 Mar 2017, 11:59

Playmaker is a happily married man. None of this story is true at all.

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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Apr 2017, 09:30

So Romo is retired, but won't rule out coming back if the Cowboys need him. Ok.

Probably means he does part time gigs for whoever hires him in the meantime, though. CBS should snap him up fast and throw him on some Masters coverage this weekend.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Apr 2017, 09:36

Briandong79 wrote:So Romo is retired, but won't rule out coming back if the Cowboys need him. Ok.

Probably means he does part time gigs for whoever hires him in the meantime, though. CBS should snap him up fast and throw him on some Masters coverage this weekend.


Why?
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Apr 2017, 09:37

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:So Romo is retired, but won't rule out coming back if the Cowboys need him. Ok.

Probably means he does part time gigs for whoever hires him in the meantime, though. CBS should snap him up fast and throw him on some Masters coverage this weekend.


Why?


Because he enjoys golf and that would be a perk they could use to bring him in that the other networks can't offer.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby JichaelDick » 04 Apr 2017, 09:48

Briandong79 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:So Romo is retired, but won't rule out coming back if the Cowboys need him. Ok.

Probably means he does part time gigs for whoever hires him in the meantime, though. CBS should snap him up fast and throw him on some Masters coverage this weekend.


Why?


Because he enjoys golf and that would be a perk they could use to bring him in that the other networks can't offer.


Put him on the 16th with Verne.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Apr 2017, 10:12

I enjoy golf, too. Maybe they should hire me.

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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby JT99 » 04 Apr 2017, 10:25

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I enjoy golf, too. Maybe they should hire me.

"Looks like he's got a 6 iron out, Roger."


How do you know when Balls is lying?

When he starts a sentence with "I enjoy..."
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby mj3528 » 04 Apr 2017, 11:21

JT99 wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:I enjoy golf, too. Maybe they should hire me.

"Looks like he's got a 6 iron out, Roger."


How do you know when Balls is lying?

When he starts a sentence with "I enjoy..."


dong is on to something:

Romo -- a scratch golfer -- also could wind up working on CBS's golf coverage down the line, sources told ESPN, but he first wants to focus on football.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 04 Apr 2017, 11:44

Why don't they just add him to 60 Minutes and the Big Bang Theory too?
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 01 May 2017, 10:57

Was this the highlight of the draft?

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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby SouthernYokel » 01 May 2017, 13:00

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Was this the highlight of the draft?



100%. watched that a bunch of times. That man should be crowned king of philadelphia.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 01 May 2017, 13:55

They should have played the nWo theme song as he walked off stage.
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