The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 25 Oct 2017, 10:08

ctz31 wrote:
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CourtesyFlush wrote:#Sauces tell me Tyrod Taylor is the Redskins backup plan if Kurt Cousins leaves.


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10 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts left and my quarterback actually made this throw. Congrats.

https://twitter.com/YardsPerPass/status/922827529249021953

Would you rather he take a knee?

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you #idiot

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what yoke said too, but whatever, you enjoy being wrong
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 25 Oct 2017, 10:12

SouthernYokel wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:#Sauces tell me Tyrod Taylor is the Redskins backup plan if Kurt Cousins leaves.


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10 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts left and my quarterback actually made this throw. Congrats.

https://twitter.com/YardsPerPass/status/922827529249021953


zero of the routes on that play would have given them anything with 10 seconds remaining. look at that play call. i thought my boy was supposed to be good at this


It was a terrible play call. Even still, if my quarterback is stupid enough to not just throw that oob, i don't want him! I was arguing w my pal in the stands before the play even happened that they had to just kick it because tyrod would be too dumb to execute in that situation anyway. Right as rain.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby Gregs Kite » 25 Oct 2017, 10:12

SouthernYokel wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:#Sauces tell me Tyrod Taylor is the Redskins backup plan if Kurt Cousins leaves.


Image


Image


10 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts left and my quarterback actually made this throw. Congrats.

https://twitter.com/YardsPerPass/status/922827529249021953


zero of the routes on that play would have given them anything with 10 seconds remaining. look at that play call. i thought my boy was supposed to be good at this


It’s funny to hear a female talk about routes.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 25 Oct 2017, 10:14

Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:#Sauces tell me Tyrod Taylor is the Redskins backup plan if Kurt Cousins leaves.


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Image


10 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts left and my quarterback actually made this throw. Congrats.

https://twitter.com/YardsPerPass/status/922827529249021953


zero of the routes on that play would have given them anything with 10 seconds remaining. look at that play call. i thought my boy was supposed to be good at this


It’s funny to hear a female talk about routes.


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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby SouthernYokel » 25 Oct 2017, 10:15

ctz31 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
CourtesyFlush wrote:#Sauces tell me Tyrod Taylor is the Redskins backup plan if Kurt Cousins leaves.


Image


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10 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts left and my quarterback actually made this throw. Congrats.

https://twitter.com/YardsPerPass/status/922827529249021953


zero of the routes on that play would have given them anything with 10 seconds remaining. look at that play call. i thought my boy was supposed to be good at this


It’s funny to hear a female talk about routes.


agreed, got me good you fucker
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 25 Oct 2017, 10:24

While ignoring his White Knight taking a knee with 6 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts

still an #idiot
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 25 Oct 2017, 15:50

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:While ignoring his White Knight taking a knee with 6 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts

still an #idiot


Same result as your black chevalier. And his was more recent. Kurt has learned from his mistakes of yesteryear.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 26 Oct 2017, 06:41

ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:While ignoring his White Knight taking a knee with 6 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts

still an #idiot


Same result as your black chevalier. And his was more recent. Kurt has learned from his mistakes of yesteryear.


So the play at the end of Super Bowl XXXIV (Rams-Titans tackle at the 1) has the same result as Cousins taking a knee instead of running the play that called for a pass to the end zone so they're the same fucking thing and Kirk is basically white Air McNair

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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 26 Oct 2017, 08:03

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
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The Long Dick of the Law wrote:While ignoring his White Knight taking a knee with 6 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts

still an #idiot


Same result as your black chevalier. And his was more recent. Kurt has learned from his mistakes of yesteryear.


So the play at the end of Super Bowl XXXIV (Rams-Titans tackle at the 1) has the same result as Cousins taking a knee instead of running the play that called for a pass to the end zone so they're the same fucking thing and Kirk is basically white Air McNair

#idiotwhocan'tstoptryingtojustifyhisidiocy


No because the throw in the superbowl had a chance to work. tyrod's idiotic throw had zero chance, the same as kneeling. But good strawman. whatever those are.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby SouthernYokel » 30 Oct 2017, 08:26

i know it was raining and they had 2 healthy OL out of their entire 2 deep, but Kurt looked real bad to me. that series where he ended up throwing a TD to keep them in the game was what i think of when i think of how Joe Flacco got paid. Sure INT, dropped by LB. Sure INT, dropped by DB. Praise Jesus Pass Interference on the goal line. Nice 1 yd throw for the TD. $200 million dollars.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 30 Oct 2017, 08:28

ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:While ignoring his White Knight taking a knee with 6 seconds left in the half and zero timeouts

still an #idiot


Same result as your black chevalier. And his was more recent. Kurt has learned from his mistakes of yesteryear.


So the play at the end of Super Bowl XXXIV (Rams-Titans tackle at the 1) has the same result as Cousins taking a knee instead of running the play that called for a pass to the end zone so they're the same fucking thing and Kirk is basically white Air McNair

#idiotwhocan'tstoptryingtojustifyhisidiocy


No because the throw in the superbowl had a chance to work. tyrod's idiotic throw had zero chance, the same as kneeling. But good strawman. whatever those are.

Tyrod ran the play the coaches called like the Super Bowl play, Kirk decided to kneel instead of pass because.......?

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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby Briandong79 » 30 Oct 2017, 09:10

He did not look good. That was some real garbage weather and the Cowboys D-line has somehow turned competent, but still, he didn't look like anything more than a mediocre QB.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 30 Oct 2017, 09:12

Briandong79 wrote:He did not look good. That was some real garbage weather and the Cowboys D-line has somehow turned competent, but still, he didn't look like anything more than a mediocre QB.


I agree. He looked like crap. The good thing is we can build on this and learn from it. He'll be a better quarterback going forward because of it.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 30 Oct 2017, 09:57

ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:He did not look good. That was some real garbage weather and the Cowboys D-line has somehow turned competent, but still, he didn't look like anything more than a mediocre QB.


I agree. He looked like crap. The good thing is we can build on this and learn from it. He'll be a better quarterback going forward because of it.

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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 05 Nov 2017, 20:03

Kurt cousins: down 4, one min left, against an elite opponent on the road? No problem. Swoon. I'd give tyrod 15 tries at that and he wouldn't convert once. Jealous.
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