The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 13 Mar 2017, 07:12

Jew Jitsu wrote:Yeah we're the worst two franchises by far. Detroit has been solid at 6-7 wins a year ever since their winless season and Oakland seems to have left the orbit. At this point I'd say the Browns are ahead of the skins simply due to having more picKs but we're gonna blow them and be on a new regime before you know it.

It's a fun race to see who can switch out regimes quicker. Gruden is the first Redskins coach to get an extension under Danny and I'm 99% sure that was to try to cover up the clown show with McC.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 13 Mar 2017, 07:45

Are we all still pretending to know who McC is when L-dot mentions him?

My redskin fan BIL is psyched about the up and coming season. Apparently you guys signed a WR he says is beast. Can't remember who. He said your offense is gonna go HAM.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 13 Mar 2017, 07:57

ctz31 wrote:Are we all still pretending to know who McC is when L-dot mentions him?

My redskin fan BIL is psyched about the up and coming season. Apparently you guys signed a WR he says is beast. Can't remember who. He said your offense is gonna go HAM.

Scot McCloughan, the GM that Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder just fired for "drinking"....

Was told late in the season of jealousy up top and how they'd one day use McCloughan drinking as an excuse to can him. Exactly what happened
— Mike Jones (@MikeJonesWaPo) March 10, 2017


Source who knows Skins brass told me months ago this was EXACTLY how it would end. It was most cynical thing I'd heard. Then it happened.
— Seth Wickersham (@SethWickersham) March 10, 2017


Bruce Allen...

Former pos. coach to me: "Bruce Allen brushes his teeth with Coors Light." What a healthy workplace environment to bring an alcoholic into.
— Mike Wise (@MikeWiseguy) March 10, 2017


and Dan Snyder...

On a Sunday evening nearly two years ago, Daniel Snyder hit his nadir with the Washington Redskins. Trudging down the stairwell of one of his private planes in the hangar of the Dulles Jet Center, burgundy-and-gold striped necktie askew, he mouthed an expletive passengers behind him could clearly hear. In that moment, hours after the Redskins had lost to the lowly Lions — the worst team in pro football — in Detroit, Snyder resembled less of an NFL owner than an exasperated day trader.

“He was as stressed out and lost as I’d ever seen him,” said an associate of Snyder, who recounted the scene.” It was the bottom for all of us, but it was mostly the bottom for him.”

On the way to missing the playoffs for the eighth time in his 11 seasons as Redskins owner, Snyder retreated to the pilot’s lounge inside the hangar with two of his closest advisers at the time, Dave Donovan, the team’s chief operating officer, and Karl Swanson, Snyder’s senior vice president of public relations. Vinny Cerrato, the executive vice president of personnel and Snyder’s right-hand man, joined them after he had taken the team plane home with the players and their beleaguered coach, Jim Zorn.

While watching NBC’s “Sunday Night Football” game between the Arizona Cardinals and Indianapolis Colts, the four men drank glasses of Sassicaia, a bold Tuscan red that is a Snyder favorite, those who were present said. They added that Snyder eventually graduated to Crown Royal.

Finally, Snyder turned to the others. “Let’s go get Mike Shanahan,” he said.




are concerned how drinking affects the franchise....GTFOOH


Anyway, these #idiots signed Terrelle Pryor to a one year deal from Cleveland. This was dumb by him. Go Bills!
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby ctz31 » 13 Mar 2017, 08:00

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:Are we all still pretending to know who McC is when L-dot mentions him?

My redskin fan BIL is psyched about the up and coming season. Apparently you guys signed a WR he says is beast. Can't remember who. He said your offense is gonna go HAM.

Scot McCloughan, the GM that Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder just fired for "drinking"....

Was told late in the season of jealousy up top and how they'd one day use McCloughan drinking as an excuse to can him. Exactly what happened
— Mike Jones (@MikeJonesWaPo) March 10, 2017


Source who knows Skins brass told me months ago this was EXACTLY how it would end. It was most cynical thing I'd heard. Then it happened.
— Seth Wickersham (@SethWickersham) March 10, 2017


Bruce Allen...

Former pos. coach to me: "Bruce Allen brushes his teeth with Coors Light." What a healthy workplace environment to bring an alcoholic into.
— Mike Wise (@MikeWiseguy) March 10, 2017


and Dan Snyder...

On a Sunday evening nearly two years ago, Daniel Snyder hit his nadir with the Washington Redskins. Trudging down the stairwell of one of his private planes in the hangar of the Dulles Jet Center, burgundy-and-gold striped necktie askew, he mouthed an expletive passengers behind him could clearly hear. In that moment, hours after the Redskins had lost to the lowly Lions — the worst team in pro football — in Detroit, Snyder resembled less of an NFL owner than an exasperated day trader.

“He was as stressed out and lost as I’d ever seen him,” said an associate of Snyder, who recounted the scene.” It was the bottom for all of us, but it was mostly the bottom for him.”

On the way to missing the playoffs for the eighth time in his 11 seasons as Redskins owner, Snyder retreated to the pilot’s lounge inside the hangar with two of his closest advisers at the time, Dave Donovan, the team’s chief operating officer, and Karl Swanson, Snyder’s senior vice president of public relations. Vinny Cerrato, the executive vice president of personnel and Snyder’s right-hand man, joined them after he had taken the team plane home with the players and their beleaguered coach, Jim Zorn.

While watching NBC’s “Sunday Night Football” game between the Arizona Cardinals and Indianapolis Colts, the four men drank glasses of Sassicaia, a bold Tuscan red that is a Snyder favorite, those who were present said. They added that Snyder eventually graduated to Crown Royal.

Finally, Snyder turned to the others. “Let’s go get Mike Shanahan,” he said.




are concerned how drinking affects the franchise....GTFOOH


Anyway, these #idiots signed Terrelle Pryor to a one year deal from Cleveland. This was dumb by him. Go Bills!


TY. never heard of this mccloughan. Yes Terrelle Pryor. He says he is gonna lead them to the promise(d?) land. Congrat.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby mister bacon » 13 Mar 2017, 08:30

ctz31 wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
ctz31 wrote:Are we all still pretending to know who McC is when L-dot mentions him?

My redskin fan BIL is psyched about the up and coming season. Apparently you guys signed a WR he says is beast. Can't remember who. He said your offense is gonna go HAM.

Scot McCloughan, the GM that Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder just fired for "drinking"....

Was told late in the season of jealousy up top and how they'd one day use McCloughan drinking as an excuse to can him. Exactly what happened
— Mike Jones (@MikeJonesWaPo) March 10, 2017


Source who knows Skins brass told me months ago this was EXACTLY how it would end. It was most cynical thing I'd heard. Then it happened.
— Seth Wickersham (@SethWickersham) March 10, 2017


Bruce Allen...

Former pos. coach to me: "Bruce Allen brushes his teeth with Coors Light." What a healthy workplace environment to bring an alcoholic into.
— Mike Wise (@MikeWiseguy) March 10, 2017


and Dan Snyder...

On a Sunday evening nearly two years ago, Daniel Snyder hit his nadir with the Washington Redskins. Trudging down the stairwell of one of his private planes in the hangar of the Dulles Jet Center, burgundy-and-gold striped necktie askew, he mouthed an expletive passengers behind him could clearly hear. In that moment, hours after the Redskins had lost to the lowly Lions — the worst team in pro football — in Detroit, Snyder resembled less of an NFL owner than an exasperated day trader.

“He was as stressed out and lost as I’d ever seen him,” said an associate of Snyder, who recounted the scene.” It was the bottom for all of us, but it was mostly the bottom for him.”

On the way to missing the playoffs for the eighth time in his 11 seasons as Redskins owner, Snyder retreated to the pilot’s lounge inside the hangar with two of his closest advisers at the time, Dave Donovan, the team’s chief operating officer, and Karl Swanson, Snyder’s senior vice president of public relations. Vinny Cerrato, the executive vice president of personnel and Snyder’s right-hand man, joined them after he had taken the team plane home with the players and their beleaguered coach, Jim Zorn.

While watching NBC’s “Sunday Night Football” game between the Arizona Cardinals and Indianapolis Colts, the four men drank glasses of Sassicaia, a bold Tuscan red that is a Snyder favorite, those who were present said. They added that Snyder eventually graduated to Crown Royal.

Finally, Snyder turned to the others. “Let’s go get Mike Shanahan,” he said.




are concerned how drinking affects the franchise....GTFOOH


Anyway, these #idiots signed Terrelle Pryor to a one year deal from Cleveland. This was dumb by him. Go Bills!


TY. never heard of this mccloughan. Yes Terrelle Pryor. He says he is gonna lead them to the promise(d?) land. Congrat.


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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 13 Mar 2017, 08:36

mister bacon wrote:
remember how the niners and seattle rosters got good kind of out of nowhere? that was him.

Yup, but since he's getting credit for the Redskins having back-to-back winning seasons for the first time since Joe Gibbs retired the first time and Dan Snyder/Bruce Allen aren't, they've gotta act like teenage girls and get all jealous and ...

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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby SouthernYokel » 13 Mar 2017, 10:32

gotta be tough to get a full breath in under the weight of those cannons
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 01 Aug 2017, 11:27

It’ll be interesting to see how the Washington WRs shake out. Will Doctson stretch the field? Is Pryor or Reed the #1 target?
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby CourtesyFlush » 01 Aug 2017, 11:30

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:It’ll be interesting to see how the Washington WRs shake out. Will Doctson stretch the field? Is Pryor or Reed the #1 target?

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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby nova » 05 Sep 2017, 10:29

This team is still terrible. 7-9, excuses made all around for Captain Haircut. Team overspends on his contract next year, results continue.

Cousins is shoulder injury away from being Chad Pennington.
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby Gregs Kite » 05 Sep 2017, 10:32

nova wrote:This team is still terrible. 7-9, excuses made all around for Captain Haircut. Team overspends on his contract next year, results continue.

Cousins is shoulder injury away from being Chad Pennington.


Didn't you abandon these guys for the Panthers? Or was that Longwind?
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 05 Sep 2017, 10:45

Gregs Kite wrote:
nova wrote:This team is still terrible. 7-9, excuses made all around for Captain Haircut. Team overspends on his contract next year, results continue.

Cousins is shoulder injury away from being Chad Pennington.


Didn't you abandon these guys for the Panthers? Or was that Longwind?

That was me, though not necessarily the Panthers, was all hard up for some Tyrod-Bills action before CTZ and co went full on tank mode.... so yeah, might be pulling panthers!
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Re: The Fountain of Retard (Redskins Thread)

Postby CourtesyFlush » 05 Sep 2017, 10:48

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
nova wrote:This team is still terrible. 7-9, excuses made all around for Captain Haircut. Team overspends on his contract next year, results continue.

Cousins is shoulder injury away from being Chad Pennington.


Didn't you abandon these guys for the Panthers? Or was that Longwind?

That was me, though not necessarily the Panthers, was all hard up for some Tyrod-Bills action before CTZ and co went full on tank mode.... so yeah, might be pulling panthers!

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